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Still shoulda gotten a blowjob out of it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Irish08:

Still shoulda gotten a blowjob out of it.
Hell ya, you left your boys, traveled into "The city"....WTF?.....NYE is a long night, you probably had skid marks to!
 
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Lol im actually laughing out loud

 funny shit haha

YOU SHOULDVE JUST GOT YO DICK SUCKED BRUH lolz
 
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girls dont shit
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

girls dont shit
that's what I thought. 
 
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she had a turtle head
 
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You should've rubbed her nose in the skidmark. BAD GIRL, BAD!!
 
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Posted: #33
 Quit barnstorming, and get some action!
 
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you realize thats the signal she likes it in the butt right?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RickeM:

She asks me if I wanna go outside for a smoke. Now normally RickeM would never touch a chic that smokes, but this girl was fuckin' hot, I'm talkin' 5ft 9, beautiful blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, tiny waist, nice big tits, just perfect. I really couldn't believe it.
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Hot Chicks = Thongs
Fat Chicks = Drawers
Skidmarks = Drawers
 
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im still tryin to figure out the gross part in all of this.
 
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maybe she wasnt hawt as you think...you could have been so drunk a toothless meth addict might have looked like a playboy model...so you went back to a skanks room and were surprised that she had a log in the chamber?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hugh613:

RickeM

Hot Chicks = Thongs
Fat Chicks = Drawers
Skidmarks = Drawers
You  are behind the times bro. All the hot chicks wear those lacy kinday between full panties and thongs now.
 
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I would have fucked her right in the pooper....Keith Stone lol...

This thread has potential, good story....
 
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"So I get my head down there to proceed to have a taste of her box and then it hit me"

 

Going down on a chick the first night you meet her, after being out all night, and no mention of a shower before hand.....

Maybe she borrowed her moms shit stained panties for the night and it wasn't from her.

 
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wait a second, normally you dont like girls who smoke... but you're a smoker yourself? hmm
 
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You should've pulled a Dirty Sanchez on her with her own drawers.
 
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reminds me of 2 stories..............

turned a girl around once and she had this 1 butt hair that was about 10 inches long sticking out the ass............

turned a girl around once and she had poop - actual poop between the cheeks..............

 
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Quote Originally Posted by cacabware:

reminds me of 2 stories..............

turned a girl around once and she had this 1 butt hair that was about 10 inches long sticking out the ass............

turned a girl around once and she had poop - actual poop between the cheeks..............

 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Piss flaps


I tried to smell her ass to see if she had recently takin' a shit. 

Maybe she heard your drunk ass say piss flaps, and she got mad and kicked you out.  So you had to make up this story to save face with your boys.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by powerade:

 

in instance 1,,,,,i parted the hair and continued to pound.......

in instance 2,,,,,i bailed..................... 

 
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Very sly, I take two fingers and start rubbing her piss flaps and then very discretely smell my fingers to see if its good to go.

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You're going to know if you're in good shape by the time you get to the belly button.  Plenty of time to abort the mission without having to try a sneak a sniff of your fingers.

 

So I get my head down there to proceed to have a taste of her box and then it hit me.

I start takin' her drawers off and when I got them off I saw this god awful skidmark on the part that covers the ass!

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Moral of the story?  The undies come off BEFORE you start making your way south.  If her box is bad, the underwear may be holding the stench in to some extent.  By removing the underwear, you might even know what the lay of the land is before you start your trip down there.  

 
 
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seriously...how can u go down on a girl u just met?
now that's nasty  


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