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Any Advice/Hints On How To Tell If A Massage Parlor is Involved in a Sting Op?

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Every now and then get a massage and am not into the person thing so to speak, but heard of some nightmare storiesNOTABLY RECENTLY in south florida where I live WHERE innocent people get busted for being in the wrong place at the wrong time! i AM NOT THE KIND OF GUY TO GO TO THE EXPENSIVE MASSAGE PLACES EITHER.
Anyway, this BRINGS ABOUT THE QUESTION:
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE BEING SET UP FOR
A STING IN A MASSAGE PARLOR??
ARE THERE QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER, ETC. WHEN ASKED ABOUT CETAIN CONDUCT, ETC????
 
THANKS FOR ANY ADVICE HERE??
 
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um, if you don't ask for the happy ending, you will be ok.
 
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That you Gov. Spitzer??
 
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INTERNET;
 
FUNNY!!
 
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NONEED4LUCK:
 
SO IS THAT IT? IF YOU DO NOT ASK FOR THE HAPPY ENDING??? WHAT IF THE GIRL OFFERS THE HAPPY ENDING OR JUST TOUCHES AROUND THERE?? IS THAT O.K.?? WHAT IF YOU SAY YES WHEN ASKED, YOU ARE BUSTED??
 
ANYMORE INFO ON THIS SITNG BS IS HELPFUL!
I'M SURE IT WILL NOT JUST BENEFIT ME KNOWING THE
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Quote Originally Posted by InternetTuffGuy:

That you Gov. Spitzer??
 
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Just ask if they are a cop... They have to answer honestly otherwise its entrapment.
 
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just get some dome at the Georgia dome, on the 50 yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for three.
 
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I'd say if you see a helmet cam on the chick or if what you saw was perceived to be a hard nipple, but after further investigating it's a microphone, then you're probably in a sting operation.....
 
 
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first off, assuming you are getting just a straight rub and tug, you should be fine...beyond that is at your own peril and you just need to make sure that you never spell out sex for money...period...also, these "parlors" are always on the lookout themselves so they should be paranoid as well, you will notice this...if they don't seem to give a fuck, then keep your guard up...also, a "police" provider is not likely to physically entice you during a massage, they would do it verbally, a "real" provider will be enticing you physically (and by enticing I mean stroking your balls basically during the actual massage)
 
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I agree with gus1689 - Oh yea, and if they ask for your name tell them Client 9...  
 
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do they have porridge?
 
(only the old schoolers will get that one)
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by InternetTuffGuy:

That you Gov. Spitzer??

 

Spitzyyyyy

 
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a cop can lie about being a cop, they don't give a fuck. If it is a cop giving the massage, like happened to some poor asshole here in No Cal, then you want them to touch your balls or ass crack. Or rub the ladies tits and box. A cop is not likely to give the massage though. They may take over the operation and watch and try to bust someone getting a handjob. You'd like to think these cops have better things to do, but in some nice towns they are really gung - ho about busting massage places. If you to a big city then cops probably won't give a shit about massage parlors, as they are worried about just surviving in the city. Hell, some of them are going in for their weekly blowjob. In short don't worry about the police, don't talk about a sex act and you'll be fine. If the lady starts rubbung your dick and then puts a cover on it, just use sign language and let things run their course. If you don't talk about a sex  act for money then it is just 2 adults doing whatever,
 
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Start Jerkin off in front of the lady... if she grabs it your good.. if she calls for back up... RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SMUmustang:

do they have porridge?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by backrol:

NONEED4LUCK:
 
SO IS THAT IT? IF YOU DO NOT ASK FOR THE HAPPY ENDING??? WHAT IF THE GIRL OFFERS THE HAPPY ENDING OR JUST TOUCHES AROUND THERE?? IS THAT O.K.?? WHAT IF YOU SAY YES WHEN ASKED, YOU ARE BUSTED??
 
ANYMORE INFO ON THIS SITNG BS IS HELPFUL!
I'M SURE IT WILL NOT JUST BENEFIT ME KNOWING THE
CHARACTERS IN THIS FORUM!!!!
 
THANKS!!

um, i have never been to a massage parlor so to speak. i have been to an  brothel in Paris some time ago, but it is legal there. stumbled in drunk after taking in the Crazy Horse. It is only $500 US and you can even talk them down to $400. they go back with you to your hotel. my cousin fucked up the thing by maxing his credit card a Armanis store and we were up shit creek. i told him to go back to the room to get my cash and what does the prick do? goes and asks his mom for money for the bill and money for the person. let's just say walking out of a person house only to discover your mother waiving your passport and making a scene will embarress anyone. i didn't get any parisan box that night.

 

my advise, get a big burly man bitch to give you a massage. i find they are stonger and can actually massage you. the only reason to go to a small girl would be for the rub down down there.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by InternetTuffGuy:



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rub 'n tugs  

too bad the archives weren't around back then

 
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Ask them if they take food stamps.
 
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Usually you have to fill out a form before you get a message. If, on the form, you have to answer "Have you ever been convicted of getting a message?"...............................I'd be careful
 
 
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just use common sense man and you will be fine, the guys that get busted at these places usually do something really stupid. If you call them up and ask the how much for a BJ, or go in and tell them you want a BJ, yoiu may be asking for trouble.
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