Couldn't pick a winner to save my life. So I took a few deposits from a few degenerate gamblers, whom I was interdicted to abs vouched by a colleague of mine.
One of the pricks bets on all kinds of lame tennis propositions laying -115. He also bets the usual hockey, basket and foots.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
I remember when I was 19 and owed $3500 by this 50-year old dude who was late on a payment and thought I was gonna show up at his place with my "backer". I had no backer. I was 130 lbs and was scared shitless. I go to his house and take the very polite approach of a nice guy. Not asking for any juice or nothing. He thought I was just waiting for him to "act smart" so I can "send the dogs" after him.
After a 25 minute friendly chat. He hands me 35 $100 bills, and makes his much younger (but still MILF) wife give me a blowjob. In reality he was just showing off his hot wife. He had A LOT of pride. Like he's the best. He would NEVER welch on a bet, etc.
Today there are a lot of scums and legal geeks. I take no chances. Money upfront or no action.
That's all I needed to head toward recouping my NCAA losses for the season: An early start and be rolled to book action. If anyone does something crazy like a 5-team parlay I'll just put it on my online account. Can't take that risk.
Couldn't pick a winner to save my life. So I took a few deposits from a few degenerate gamblers, whom I was interdicted to abs vouched by a colleague of mine.
One of the pricks bets on all kinds of lame tennis propositions laying -115. He also bets the usual hockey, basket and foots.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
I remember when I was 19 and owed $3500 by this 50-year old dude who was late on a payment and thought I was gonna show up at his place with my "backer". I had no backer. I was 130 lbs and was scared shitless. I go to his house and take the very polite approach of a nice guy. Not asking for any juice or nothing. He thought I was just waiting for him to "act smart" so I can "send the dogs" after him.
After a 25 minute friendly chat. He hands me 35 $100 bills, and makes his much younger (but still MILF) wife give me a blowjob. In reality he was just showing off his hot wife. He had A LOT of pride. Like he's the best. He would NEVER welch on a bet, etc.
Today there are a lot of scums and legal geeks. I take no chances. Money upfront or no action.
That's all I needed to head toward recouping my NCAA losses for the season: An early start and be rolled to book action. If anyone does something crazy like a 5-team parlay I'll just put it on my online account. Can't take that risk.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
This says everything about your character. Your just a low life bookie. I would NEVER do business with you!
Your the kind of guy that if I won...theirs about a 50/50 chance of actually getting it.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
This says everything about your character. Your just a low life bookie. I would NEVER do business with you!
Your the kind of guy that if I won...theirs about a 50/50 chance of actually getting it.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
This says everything about your character. Your just a low life bookie. I would NEVER do business with you!
Your the kind of guy that if I won...theirs about a 50/50 chance of actually getting it.
Wishing you the WORST luck a bookie can have.
You are wrong about the 50-50. We always settle around Wednesdays. No one is gonna ask for a "cashout" after a game or two. What's I'm saying is, with the number of games to be played and NFL action as early on as Thursday, my risk of ruin is close to zero. They'd have to all run like Jesus H Christ himself AND I'd need to constantly get my QQ/AK cracked. Because the locals at the live 2/5 games are just as bad of suckers
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
This says everything about your character. Your just a low life bookie. I would NEVER do business with you!
Your the kind of guy that if I won...theirs about a 50/50 chance of actually getting it.
Wishing you the WORST luck a bookie can have.
You are wrong about the 50-50. We always settle around Wednesdays. No one is gonna ask for a "cashout" after a game or two. What's I'm saying is, with the number of games to be played and NFL action as early on as Thursday, my risk of ruin is close to zero. They'd have to all run like Jesus H Christ himself AND I'd need to constantly get my QQ/AK cracked. Because the locals at the live 2/5 games are just as bad of suckers
Today I went to a high-end Louisiana restaurant for a deeelicious Prime rib steak.. While watching my player's basketball team fall behind late in the 4th quarter
If I cash in on his late game, he's sure to ship me more funds
What should I do? Get a hooker or just go home, watch Owning Mahoney and jerk off?
Today I went to a high-end Louisiana restaurant for a deeelicious Prime rib steak.. While watching my player's basketball team fall behind late in the 4th quarter
If I cash in on his late game, he's sure to ship me more funds
What should I do? Get a hooker or just go home, watch Owning Mahoney and jerk off?
It is not a joke at all. Why would it be a joke what's not to believe in taking action and bring up a couple of $k's? You've probably never seen a $100 bill in your life. You should go visit some casinos in Vegas and see how much money exchanges hands
It is not a joke at all. Why would it be a joke what's not to believe in taking action and bring up a couple of $k's? You've probably never seen a $100 bill in your life. You should go visit some casinos in Vegas and see how much money exchanges hands
Couldn't pick a winner to save my life. So I took a few deposits from a few degenerate gamblers, whom I was interdicted to abs vouched by a colleague of mine.
One of the pricks bets on all kinds of lame tennis propositions laying -115. He also bets the usual hockey, basket and foots.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
I remember when I was 19 and owed $3500 by this 50-year old dude who was late on a payment and thought I was gonna show up at his place with my "backer". I had no backer. I was 130 lbs and was scared shitless. I go to his house and take the very polite approach of a nice guy. Not asking for any juice or nothing. He thought I was just waiting for him to "act smart" so I can "send the dogs" after him.
After a 25 minute friendly chat. He hands me 35 $100 bills, and makes his much younger (but still MILF) wife give me a blowjob. In reality he was just showing off his hot wife. He had A LOT of pride. Like he's the best. He would NEVER welch on a bet, etc.
Today there are a lot of scums and legal geeks. I take no chances. Money upfront or no action.
That's all I needed to head toward recouping my NCAA losses for the season: An early start and be rolled to book action. If anyone does something crazy like a 5-team parlay I'll just put it on my online account. Can't take that risk.
Exact same thing happened to me when I was 19....I wonder if it was the same guy?
Couldn't pick a winner to save my life. So I took a few deposits from a few degenerate gamblers, whom I was interdicted to abs vouched by a colleague of mine.
One of the pricks bets on all kinds of lame tennis propositions laying -115. He also bets the usual hockey, basket and foots.
Right now he's on the tail end of a $1900 downswing. I always take the money upfront and pay my shiit while games are running. If someone was to win (and not give it all back by Monday night), I still have a couple of days to pay up (use the funds to play poker meanwhile). So win-win.
I remember when I was 19 and owed $3500 by this 50-year old dude who was late on a payment and thought I was gonna show up at his place with my "backer". I had no backer. I was 130 lbs and was scared shitless. I go to his house and take the very polite approach of a nice guy. Not asking for any juice or nothing. He thought I was just waiting for him to "act smart" so I can "send the dogs" after him.
After a 25 minute friendly chat. He hands me 35 $100 bills, and makes his much younger (but still MILF) wife give me a blowjob. In reality he was just showing off his hot wife. He had A LOT of pride. Like he's the best. He would NEVER welch on a bet, etc.
Today there are a lot of scums and legal geeks. I take no chances. Money upfront or no action.
That's all I needed to head toward recouping my NCAA losses for the season: An early start and be rolled to book action. If anyone does something crazy like a 5-team parlay I'll just put it on my online account. Can't take that risk.
Exact same thing happened to me when I was 19....I wonder if it was the same guy?
Exact same thing happened to me when I was 19....I wonder if it was the same guy?
Pretty sure I'm not the only person who once thought he could book for a living in college, and even a little successful at it. I mean look at all the scumbags out of college in the 2000's thinking they were God gift to Poker just because they crushed their $10 home kitchen-table sit&go's. All flocking to Vegas and posting their stories about nitting up lunch at the $2.25 buffet and "grinding" 1/2 NL for 2bb/hr. fool, you could've worked at McDonald's for minimum wage and make more
The BJ part even surprised me. I mean I thought the guy was just playing me and was about to chop my di.ck off or something. He probably had erectile problems as he was telling his wife how semen is the best protein that makes a girl's skin soft and hair shiny (actually true, I looked it up).
Exact same thing happened to me when I was 19....I wonder if it was the same guy?
Pretty sure I'm not the only person who once thought he could book for a living in college, and even a little successful at it. I mean look at all the scumbags out of college in the 2000's thinking they were God gift to Poker just because they crushed their $10 home kitchen-table sit&go's. All flocking to Vegas and posting their stories about nitting up lunch at the $2.25 buffet and "grinding" 1/2 NL for 2bb/hr. fool, you could've worked at McDonald's for minimum wage and make more
The BJ part even surprised me. I mean I thought the guy was just playing me and was about to chop my di.ck off or something. He probably had erectile problems as he was telling his wife how semen is the best protein that makes a girl's skin soft and hair shiny (actually true, I looked it up).
Good money if you can run a book like bovada, they write bad checks, hold on to your money, and then charge 50 to finally TRY to get it 90 days later. Wish somebody would break their kneecaps. Or better yet just stay the hell away
Good money if you can run a book like bovada, they write bad checks, hold on to your money, and then charge 50 to finally TRY to get it 90 days later. Wish somebody would break their kneecaps. Or better yet just stay the hell away
Good money if you can run a book like bovada, they write bad checks, hold on to your money, and then charge 50 to finally TRY to get it 90 days later. Wish somebody would break their kneecaps. Or better yet just stay the hell away
I've used bodog for nearly a year now and never had an issue.
Good money if you can run a book like bovada, they write bad checks, hold on to your money, and then charge 50 to finally TRY to get it 90 days later. Wish somebody would break their kneecaps. Or better yet just stay the hell away
I've used bodog for nearly a year now and never had an issue.
So what do you do when they do not pay?? Do you knock on their front door and simply ask for it?
Can you not read? I said I take the money upfront. So you wanna put 500 on a game, send me 500 first. And if you win you'll have a balance of $950 or whatever the hell odds you laid.
I take that 500 and go hit the card room or pay my credit card so I don't get hit with ah over limit fee. If you win well I'm getting my pay check next week anyways so I have enough leverage to pay you.
So what do you do when they do not pay?? Do you knock on their front door and simply ask for it?
Can you not read? I said I take the money upfront. So you wanna put 500 on a game, send me 500 first. And if you win you'll have a balance of $950 or whatever the hell odds you laid.
I take that 500 and go hit the card room or pay my credit card so I don't get hit with ah over limit fee. If you win well I'm getting my pay check next week anyways so I have enough leverage to pay you.
Can you not read? I said I take the money upfront. So you wanna put 500 on a game, send me 500 first. And if you win you'll have a balance of $950 or whatever the hell odds you laid.
I take that 500 and go hit the card room or pay my credit card so I don't get hit with ah over limit fee. If you win well I'm getting my pay check next week anyways so I have enough leverage to pay you.
Win win fool
Do you not understand? Nobody cares about whatever it is you're doing.
Can you not read? I said I take the money upfront. So you wanna put 500 on a game, send me 500 first. And if you win you'll have a balance of $950 or whatever the hell odds you laid.
I take that 500 and go hit the card room or pay my credit card so I don't get hit with ah over limit fee. If you win well I'm getting my pay check next week anyways so I have enough leverage to pay you.
Win win fool
Do you not understand? Nobody cares about whatever it is you're doing.
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