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Quote Originally Posted by tagsrock:
Mike said to tell you to pay your debt.
That fucker owes me $$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol |
LapdanceJockey | 22 |
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He has a new operation going down he says he will share with us all in the near future. Says it involves BIG time sports betting and maybe even a little skull crushing.
Stay tuned |
LapdanceJockey | 22 |
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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:
WILL lose money over the longhaul
Isnt that what Covers is all about? |
tob0707 | 10 |
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you do realize the bunt HR is fake right?
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Spitfire15 | 11 |
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:
Obama should be banging his hot wife 24/7, instead of playing basketball.
Michelle the beast. When she smiles you can almost see the fangs. I bet she is one miserable, bossy, no dick sucking box too,. She just has that look of a bitch that thinks shes "all that" and now she's the first lady I couldnt imagine how unreal she is to deal with |
LapdanceJockey | 24 |
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Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
. When you go to break his leg, it's not to get the money too. You're breaking his leg in lieu of payment. You're getting back your pride instead of your money.
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LOL, youre saying break the dudes leg over $500, youre fucking hilarious. Didnt think you could make yourself look like a bigger loser but you have, congrats dude.
Spin it all you want, alpha male, pride, blah blah blah. If youre willing to go to this extreme over $500 then yes, youre a fucking broke loser and all my generalizations about you are true. You think any "baller" or any person with REAL self-respect is gonna out themselves in this awful position youd be putting yourself in by "breaking the dudes leg." I mean seriously dude, grow up and look at the big picture. You are a fucking immature loser clown and your last post just backed up everything I said about your ignorant first post. Man some of you guys are fucking idiots
Break a dudes leg over $500!!!!! Go to jail for like a year for doing it!!!!! But you get to tell everyone in Jail how fucking bad ass you are. Boy I hope you dont have any kids cuz I feel sorry for them if you do cuz youre a fucking loser |
dontbreakdasyph | 29 |
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SHES NASTY
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BDUBB | 23 |
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any idea what the individual records of B, C, and D games are?
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robwalton | 190 |
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Is it just me or every time you turn on TV this guy (Obama) is either filling out a bracket, hangin with Beyonce and JayZ, or playin hoops with Clark Kellogg.
Get to work dude. Noone wants to see you playin hoops |
LapdanceJockey | 24 |
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Quote Originally Posted by BodogBecky:
Just to set the facts straight,
Quit reading here |
HOFFA44 | 105 |
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wonder if he ever found anyone to scam
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Formerdraftpick | 14 |
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Quote Originally Posted by Goldfisch:
Lapdance, is there anything you need to work on? Oh ya what sites do yall play?
My whole problem is getting time to play as much as Id like/need to. I have a 3yr old kid that takes up a lot of my time so I find myself only with like 3 nites/week to play which is an issue.
But I know you didnt mean personal problems but playing problems. The biggest problems/mistakes I see people making online is bluffing, wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too much of it. 99% of the people playing/talking in this forum are gonna be playing the meduim-microstakes games (basically $30 and under buy-in for tourneys and .50c/$1 blinds for cash). The bottom line is, in these games all you have to do to beat them is play solid tight-aggressive pretty much ABC poker and you'll beat these games. The players at this level simply are too loose and too shitty as a whole to make bluffing profitable, yet all I see is guys just trying to take down EVERY FUCKING pot with nothing for no apparent reason other than "I heard you gotta be aggro." People also dont like to hear this cuz it means you gotta play "boring." Well guess what, boring wins and "exciting" loses so you make the choice. That is the #1 mistake I see everyone making at these games. You'll get paid off EVERY time you hit a hand basically so why go start bluffing loose players who will call you down with any piece??
As you move up and it gets harder to get paid off on your good hands then you have to "mix it up" a little to stay ahead. But as long as youre consistently getting paid off with your good hands bluffing just isnt profitable.
Now Im not necessarily saying "OMG just dont ever bluff" but just be careful. In other words, dont 3-barrell J5 offsuit and lose half your stack just cuz "you thought he was weak." Take a stab here and there and shut down if you meet resistance. Like I said, you may feel like a box having to back down in some pots but thats how you win. You dont HAVE to win every pot youre in. Yet some feel you do. I know a lot of this advice sounds "weak tight" and some of it is but Ijust feel more players would win more, sooner, if they started on the weak-tight end of the spectrum instead of the loose-aggro one.
You simply do not need to be doing much more than playing rock solid tight poker to beat these levels IMO |
Goldfisch | 24 |
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One thing about this and Im not taking sides but about the "driving high" thing. IF, and thats the biggest IF ever, marijuana is ever legalized it'll be illegal to drive on it, you'll get a DUI for it just like alcohol. Some of you seem to be acting as if it will be legal to just be stoned out of ur mind rolling down the highway smokin a joint but thats just not the case.
I go back + forth on this topic a lot as I was a MASSIVE doper for many years (no longer am). I'll try to explain my view as best as possible. I was , like I said, the biggest doper for years bit , as odd as this may sound, I fucking hated "dopers." You know, the "dope is a plant, its gods gift" and "everyone should smoke" and "I want my kids to smoke" comments that all the "hippie" dopers make, it drove me nuts. With all their "govt conspiracy theories" and how superintelligent they'd all act when we're all sitting in someones parent garage getting high. Even in my biggest dope days I still couldnt stand that lazy, dumb ass logic. To be honest, I knew what I was doing was illegal, but I didnt care. I didnt feel it was a big deal but if I ever got caught I wasnt gonna try and "change the system" to make my drug of choice legal. The bottom line is its a fucking drug and it does absolutely NOTHING to enhance your life, no matter what these dopers tell you. Im talking about the everyday smoker, not the "weekend" or "social" smoker.
With all that said I seem like a dope hater but Im far from it. However, other than the $ aspect of possibly helping our country with the MASS revenue itd produce I really cant think of a reason to legalize it. The only real reasons I can see for it being legal are : 1) Yes it really isnt worse than beer or alcohol, in fact, alcohol is worse and FAR more "dangerous" and alcohol is legal. Not to sound like a doper but I really feel this fact is undisputable. Drunks are running people over, dopers are holding up traffic. Although "two wrongs dont make a right" applies here 2) the $ like already stated 3) I cant even reall think of another pfff
But mt biggest reason for it to be illegal is cuz I do feel it "brings down" our society a bit when more people become "everyday dopers" which is what will happen if it becomes legal. Lets face it, there will be more people who will try it when it becomes legal and, since it is pretty fun and cool to do, more people will become "everyday dopers" and thats how I feel it brings us down. I know all the dopers are screaming at me right now "how can it bring us down" well heres how :
Do you know any "doper" thats successful in life? I mean successful, like "baller", not millionaire but making 150k+'year, nice house, nice cars and is NOT a musician or athlete??? You dont, cuz theyre arent any. Not everyday smokers. There are tons of business owners and successful people who smoke on friday nite at parties and such but these arent people who are buying sacks from their neighborhood dealer. These are people who could do with or without it. Dont tell me "oh my buddy Joe smokes everyday and hes a baller". Ok theres one, and theres 999 people who are fuckin broke loser dopers. Thats my point, when a person turns "doper" theyre 99% sure gonna be in a shittier spot in life in 5 years than they are now and thats indisputable. Thats why I feel it shouldnt be legal, I feel its just gonna encourage more laziness and less production from a country thats lazy from birth as opposed to the rest of the world, we dont need help!!!! |
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Quote Originally Posted by jesron1269:
I agree with LapdanceJockey here. In the grand scheme of life $500 is nothing. Close the account, no longer vouch for anyone again, end all ties this with so called friend and learn from this mistake. Apparently your so called friend is willing to risk losing a friendship over $500 and if so end it right now. Even if he pays you back great but you are still done with him. Trust me next time it will be for a lot more. BOL!
Exactly, but DJmoron wants to take a baseball bat to the guys head and spend 3 years in jail and ruin everyones life so he can spout off to the other guys in jail about what an "alpha male" is |
dontbreakdasyph | 29 |
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Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
Seriously, if you haven't learned this in life yet, now is the perfect time. I guarantee you'll feel like a real man after you stand up for yourself; there's nothing like the feeling of protecting yourself/property, establishing dominance, and eradicating threats. Being an alpha male is what life is all about -- you get the respect, the money, the women -- you get the finer things in life... you get first pick and last pick... you don't wait in line and you don't go second...
This all coming from a guy that doesnt have SHIT.
This is seriously like the most ghetto, uneducated, "story-telling", wanna-be hardcore, line of bullshit Ive ever seen,
I would bet my life that you have accomplished absolutely nothing in life, beyond a $600/month apt (or 80K shit home), a $14/hr job you hate, and you havent had an actual "fine" girlfriend maybe ever with this dumb ass logic. Go join "tool academy" dude cuz you have BRAINLESS LOSER written alllll over you |
dontbreakdasyph | 29 |
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Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:
*Although long, this is worth the read* First off, don't bet for your friends, EVER. Tell them they can find a bookie themselves and that you are not going to put your neck out on the line for them, no matter how good of friends you are. (Example: I work at a pretty sweet restaurant and a lot of people always ask me to hook them up with jobs... which I could since we hire a lot; but there's no way I'm risking my job for a friend who could quit after a day or steal from the company... and then it looks bad on me!). Be safe and only take responsibility for yourself... Secondly, if you ARE going to mix finances and friends, WRITE IT DOWN. Write everything down (date, names, addresses, amount of loan, repayment, signatures, etc.) Do not let anything to chance... write it down and make it a legally-binding contract. This goes for marriage too, always get a prenup! As for a solution: if you can't get justice legally, you get it illegally... you get physical. If you can't sue him or convince him to enter into a discussion concerning repayment, then you go break a leg. You say you are not a physical person and that is 100% the reason why he's jocking you. He knows you aren't going to do shit illegally and he knows you have no grounds legally... so he punked you. There are two types of people in this world... people that act and people that get acted upon. You're either the alpha male and you protect what is yours or you follow, and you let others do the hard work for you. I'm not saying either is better because realistically, there isn't much capacity for alpha males whereas there will be always room for more sheep to follow. As an alpha male, you have to fight other alpha males. As a follower, you let your alpha male do the fighting for you... so it is inherently safer to be a follower and it increases your livelihood tenfold, so again, I'm not bashing either one. However, if you are not an alpha male AND you don't have an alpha male for protection, you are an easy and weak target and always will be. You need to either stand up for yourself or get someone to do it for you. Go to his house, throw a brick through his window with a note attached to it saying "Pay up or it will only get worst". Give him a few weeks before you show up at his door after dark with a bat. If you aren't willing to do it, get someone who is. That 'peace of mind' you're looking for isn't going to fall into your lap, you have to seek it. Seriously, if you haven't learned this in life yet, now is the perfect time. I guarantee you'll feel like a real man after you stand up for yourself; there's nothing like the feeling of protecting yourself/property, establishing dominance, and eradicating threats. Being an alpha male is what life is all about -- you get the respect, the money, the women -- you get the finer things in life... you get first pick and last pick... you don't wait in line and you don't go second... It's times like these when you realize the cops aren't a suitable alpha male, you need someone who is willing to do the above at all costs. This specific case is even more proof that police are useless because in instances where illegal activities are present (gambling, drugs, weapons, etc.), calling the cops would just get yourself in trouble. Imagine this was over drugs and how the phone call to the police would go with you trying to get back your $500 worth of marijuana... ya, I don't see it going over too well either. If the justice system can't guarantee justice in all matters, then it isn't just itself. You need to find a militia, guerrilla troops, private security or whatever else you can to protect yourself cause the government sure don't care about your gambling ass. But I have a question.. when you made that chase bet for him, why didn't you keep the winnings and start repaying his debt on behalf of him? Taking another bet from a stiff was stupid enough, but then to give him the money from it?
Yeah just completely fucking thuggish awful advice. People always wonder "OMG how did this tragedy happen over a pair of shoes, or $500, or just a car OMG." And now you see how.
Follow this dipshits advice and youre gonna end up in jail, over $500. But you can tell everyone how bad ass you are, WHILE YOURE IN JAIL!!!
Seriously, dude wants you to throw bricks thru his window, show up with a baseball bat, all this shit , OVER $500!!! that youre dumbass shouldnt have vouched for!!!! Chalk up the $500 as a lesson learned and move on. Follow this dipshits advice and you'll either end up in jail, or get hurt yourself when a cop drives by and sees you standing at someones familys house with a baseball bat like a stupid fucking thug.
Dude wants you to put yourself in this awful awful position so you can try and recover $100, just idiotic. Lemme know how much bail and lawyer fees are if you go this route hahah, Fucking moron DJ |
dontbreakdasyph | 29 |
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If you play poker to win $ then you dont tip $5 every time you win a pot.
If youre playing poker to "be cool" and "act baller" then you tip $5 every time you win a pot cuz it makes you look cool
When the dealer deals the 2 outer against you does he throw you $5??? Is it my fault his employer expects ME to pay their salary? No and NO
Thats why I feel tippping is PURELY a personal decision. Im already paying a ridiculous amount in rake to play live, now I have to give out MORE money cuz I won a hand???? no thx |
smalltimer | 25 |
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Quote Originally Posted by birdman11:
but there are so many bad beats online it comes down to luck at the end, how many times i had player dominated and then 4 card flush comes out on board. meanwhile you have high pockets and the idiot that called has like 7-k off suit or some mediocre hand , calls your all in preflop but catches the flush. cause there are 4 suits on board. thats the shit you got to expect when playing online.
But then again here comes the excuses. So right after detailing his terrible money management + why he loses he all of a sudden realizes that he's "looking in the mirror" in regards to his poor poker ewsults and makes a foolish, false, excuse making claim.
Thanks for your wonderful insight about the online game bridman. Stick to Nuggets basketball braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Goldfisch | 24 |
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Quote Originally Posted by birdman11:
i can usually build up my bankroll, but im such a compulsive gambler i can lose it all in one hand, cause its not like your at casino and get up and cash your chips in and leave.i usually deposit 30-50 dollars and can get up to 6-700 dollars but im so greedy i dont want to cash out cause it doesnt seem like that much money to me, and start playing in higher stakes games. you can win if your disciplined,
Exactly, so he does OK but then he gets greedy, plays above his comfort zone and gives it all back. Ok, so whats the problem here??? |
Goldfisch | 24 |
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Ok I dont know how to double quote and blah blah so sorry this is gonna take a few posts but . . . .
Lemme show you the typical losing players attitude towards online poker and why Im such a dick to you guys because you make excuses as to why you lose online when its your own fault |
Goldfisch | 24 |
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