On with it...
I assure you K you don't have any idea how demented these tools are......no bir4thdays, Easter, Christmas, no fricken being happy....seriously a very sad unhappy religious "purpose" or direction....only thing I can recall comparable is Tom cruise...and his wife was intelligent enough to "ABORT"once they created a child...
I assure you K you don't have any idea how demented these tools are......no bir4thdays, Easter, Christmas, no fricken being happy....seriously a very sad unhappy religious "purpose" or direction....only thing I can recall comparable is Tom cruise...and his wife was intelligent enough to "ABORT"once they created a child...
Yep, not only that, but a lot of punk-a$$e$ afraid of a punk-A$$ "religion" created by punk-a$$ B!tch CoK-Sukking Faggit pussie ball-likking taint scrubbing Muslim Fukkheads - and if you are one, and you're offended by anything I'm about to write, then fukk your PUSSIE ISIS COK LOVING DOG PUBIS HAIR SNIFFING RELIGION AND ALL OF YOU WHO "ABIDE" BY IT, THANK YOU.......
Let's do this...............
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Dodo.
The Exploder
2. I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
3.Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
4.The clocks go back one hour tonight.
Unless you're a Muslim of course, then you need to put yours forward a couple of centuries.
5.My Muslim neighbour said today, the 11th of September 2001, was the anniversary of the happiest day of her life.
After seeing my shock, she quickly explained that she meant it was her wedding anniversary.
"I'm so sorry" I said, "I thought you meant the attack on the Twin Towers".
"That's ridiculous" she laughed, "I wasn't even born then."
6. What do you get after you win a religious debate against a Muslim?
Death threats.
7. The benefit of being Muslim is that my kids never shake their presents.
8.What do you get if two Muslims hop on a train?
Off.
9. If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
AND FINALLY
10.Jokes don't kill people.
Muslims who are offended by jokes kill people.
BOOM SUKK ITT!!!!!!!!!!! FUKKIN' MUSLIM PUSSIES!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, not only that, but a lot of punk-a$$e$ afraid of a punk-A$$ "religion" created by punk-a$$ B!tch CoK-Sukking Faggit pussie ball-likking taint scrubbing Muslim Fukkheads - and if you are one, and you're offended by anything I'm about to write, then fukk your PUSSIE ISIS COK LOVING DOG PUBIS HAIR SNIFFING RELIGION AND ALL OF YOU WHO "ABIDE" BY IT, THANK YOU.......
Let's do this...............
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Dodo.
The Exploder
2. I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
3.Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
4.The clocks go back one hour tonight.
Unless you're a Muslim of course, then you need to put yours forward a couple of centuries.
5.My Muslim neighbour said today, the 11th of September 2001, was the anniversary of the happiest day of her life.
After seeing my shock, she quickly explained that she meant it was her wedding anniversary.
"I'm so sorry" I said, "I thought you meant the attack on the Twin Towers".
"That's ridiculous" she laughed, "I wasn't even born then."
6. What do you get after you win a religious debate against a Muslim?
Death threats.
7. The benefit of being Muslim is that my kids never shake their presents.
8.What do you get if two Muslims hop on a train?
Off.
9. If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
AND FINALLY
10.Jokes don't kill people.
Muslims who are offended by jokes kill people.
BOOM SUKK ITT!!!!!!!!!!! FUKKIN' MUSLIM PUSSIES!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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