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A One Legged Prostitute just left my room at the Blue Angel Motel in Vegas. She claimed she was 25 but looked 60 and had less than 25 teeth. The point is she said she was from Lee County, FL...she had an green eagle tattooed in a place that I had to pay her (in casino chips) to see, and as she left, she turned to me and said, with a Virginia Slim hanging from her lower lip, "you laid it on that eagle tonight baby, lay it on that eagle again later, I'll be at the bus stop if you wanna."
That is a sign. I'm on FLGC Money Line. Give them to me +875...I think I'm in love.
