Uncle Jimmy, Joe, Johnny and Danny pt.3

Question

I went to visit Uncle Jimmy yesterday at his nursing home after the Colts embarrassed themselves on Monday Night Football, which sent him straight into linebacker mode. Nurses were furious because he kept trying to tackle imaginary players while his buddy Johnny and Joe laughed and screamed play calls like a drunk offensive coordinators. My Uncle Jimmy was just trying to explain how defensive tackles should actually do their jobs. Apparently, the Colts defense ruined his will to live but he still believes in a Philip Rivers victory in 2025 just like a kid believing in Santa. These old farts always cause trouble.

I had to buy lunch for the nurses as an apology. While I was there, they were mocking their friend Danny D — born in Dallas, raised in Denver, and cursed to love both the Cowboys and the Broncos. Danny D is a decorated war veteran, he didn’t just get PTSD from serving the country, he got it from watching Christmas Day football. Uncle Jimmy said every time those teams play on Christmas and lose, Danny D completely snaps, he throws his own shit on the wall as a sign of protest and frustration on both franchises. The Cowboys haven’t won a Christmas game since 1995, the Broncos since 2004, so December 25 is basically a psychological ambush for him.

This year just makes it worse. The NFL gave us a Christmas triple-header, with the Commanders facing the Cowboys and the Chiefs hosting the Broncos. Meanwhile, Kansas City somehow always looks like the adults in the room on Christmas, while Washington gets hope and Dallas delivers disappointment like it’s tradition. Danny D knows what’s coming. an_fight

I have to go again with Uncle Jimmy's picks as he likes to see Danny D throw again his own shit at people! It will be a riot! an_razz

Commanders ML
Chiefs ML

Fuck the analytics, its Christmas. an_2drinks thefootball

Also, this game might be the last Christmas game at Arrowhead, this is something for the fans, St. Nicholaus also known as Andy Reid will continue to give gifts on Christmas Day and pull an upset on the Broncos. And to make things exciting for the Chargers and the Broncos on week 18 - winner gets to be the Division champs! Good luck everyone! Fortunately I won betting NBA games last night so I dont have to cancel Christmas. Crazy to think if I had my bets lost I would eat grilled ice tonight or apply to UPS tomorrow!

Way2Good · Accepted Answer

I went to visit Uncle Jimmy yesterday at his nursing home after the Colts embarrassed themselves on Monday Night Football, which sent him straight into linebacker mode. Nurses were furious because he kept trying to tackle imaginary players while his buddy Johnny and Joe laughed and screamed play calls like a drunk offensive coordinators. My Uncle Jimmy was just trying to explain how defensive tackles should actually do their jobs. Apparently, the Colts defense ruined his will to live but he still believes in a Philip Rivers victory in 2025 just like a kid believing in Santa. These old farts always cause trouble.

I had to buy lunch for the nurses as an apology. While I was there, they were mocking their friend Danny D — born in Dallas, raised in Denver, and cursed to love both the Cowboys and the Broncos. Danny D is a decorated war veteran, he didn’t just get PTSD from serving the country, he got it from watching Christmas Day football. Uncle Jimmy said every time those teams play on Christmas and lose, Danny D completely snaps, he throws his own shit on the wall as a sign of protest and frustration on both franchises. The Cowboys haven’t won a Christmas game since 1995, the Broncos since 2004, so December 25 is basically a psychological ambush for him.

This year just makes it worse. The NFL gave us a Christmas triple-header, with the Commanders facing the Cowboys and the Chiefs hosting the Broncos. Meanwhile, Kansas City somehow always looks like the adults in the room on Christmas, while Washington gets hope and Dallas delivers disappointment like it’s tradition. Danny D knows what’s coming. an_fight

I have to go again with Uncle Jimmy's picks as he likes to see Danny D throw again his own shit at people! It will be a riot! an_razz

Commanders ML
Chiefs ML

Fuck the analytics, its Christmas. an_2drinks thefootball

Also, this game might be the last Christmas game at Arrowhead, this is something for the fans, St. Nicholaus also known as Andy Reid will continue to give gifts on Christmas Day and pull an upset on the Broncos. And to make things exciting for the Chargers and the Broncos on week 18 - winner gets to be the Division champs! Good luck everyone! Fortunately I won betting NBA games last night so I dont have to cancel Christmas. Crazy to think if I had my bets lost I would eat grilled ice tonight or apply to UPS tomorrow!

justliketoplay · Answer

@Way2Good&#xA; Merry Christmas W2G &#xA;Always a funny and entertaining read on your plays &#xA;Good luck on your plays and wish Uncle Jimmy and his friends and crew at the nursing home the same especially because Uncle Jimmy reminds me of myself in a way because he.....justlikestoplay