Uncle Jimmy, Joe, Johnny and Danny

I went to their nursing home over the weekend, they were playing horse with a makeshift basket and while on their wheelchairs. They said they never doubted their pal Aaron Rodgers to get into the playoffs this year and they always hated Dan Campbell even when he was still playing. Their other pal - Mike Vrabel also got a lucky break last night. They said Drake Maye sits on Mike's lap like seeing Santa in the mall and wishes for gifts. Before I left, Uncle Jimmy said, "you know son, your Uncle Philip never lost to the 49ers in his career, take the Colts ML tomorrow". In my mind, I was laughing and there is no way my old man is spitting some sketchy premonitions again. The last time I went against him I fucking lost all my marbles. 

So tonight, ladies and gents, friends, and beautiful people of the United States, sound the alarms, we go with Uncle Jimmy's pick. I know he has dementia and sometimes can be delusional but forget the spread. Colts ML or cancel Christmas. If this hits, I will buy my Uncle Jimmy and his friends some yarn and crochet kit so they have something to do at their facility. The nurses are getting tired of their shit.


COLTS ML
JONATHAN TAYLOR 2TD
BROCK PURDY o0.5 INTERCEPTIONS

@Way2Good

 Love it I'm on Colts MoneyLine Also.LFG

@Way2Good

Ha ha ha comedy gold.  I love it. 

I thought my Uncle Jimmy was tripping so I looked it up, this man Philip rivers avgs 303yards and 3TDs when facing the 49ers. This man is a stud! 4-0 vs 49ers, 8-10 in MNF games. 

I used to be a STUD when I was younger.............Now, just short of a dud, like Cry me a River......s

Here’s a couple more..

Rivers 8-0 against the NFC West at home    

9ers 1-5 against the Colts since 2001, 5 straight losses..

Aside from the trends, 9ers already clinched a spot in the playoffs, the colts have way more to play for tonight.

GL

@Way2Good

So tonight, ladies and gents, friends, and beautiful people of the United States, sound the alarms, we go with Uncle Jimmy's pick. I know he has dementia and sometimes can be delusional

but forget the spread. Colts ML or cancel Christmas.

If this hits, I will buy my Uncle Jimmy and his friends some yarn and crochet kit so they have something to do at their facility. The nurses are getting tired of their shit.

So let me get this straight after your lost on Seattle play -1.5 you already shaved your head bald and sold your truck for a penny and now this game you want to Gamble the colts ML and if it loses give up on and cancel Christmas? 

I hope for uncle Jimmy and Friends you win W2G but in case this play fails let me know the nursing facility they are currently in and I'll send them the yarn and crochet kit......because after all it is Christmas. 

Comedic comments hehe GL  on your ML play @Way2Good

By the why not take the + pts @ a premium mah man I’m just saying 

niners are still playing for the 1 seed, they will be very determined to win tonight.

And that's why I'm just a one-star on this one

Give me the assisted living address for uncle Jimmy W2G as I am a man of my word....Yarn and needles for Uncle Jimmy and all of his affiliates because no one should have Christmas cancelled because Nephew W2G pissed it all away .

Just messing with you pal, you have a valid play coming soon I'm sure but you need to layoff the once was.for the what is.