Monday Morning humor for hangovers

I've been on the wrong side many times, and blew many bankrolls in my 78 years. Hope this helps.

"The profile of a winning better is that He’s knowledgeable, selective, patient, possesses willpower,
has insights, and is married to a woman that owns a chain of liquor stores"........Bob Martin

"My first bet, I lost $2 at Santa Anita Racetrack, and I've spent $3 million trying to get it back".......Mickey Rooney

"The only thing important about the time of possession is who gets to keep the ball after the game
is over"......Lou Holtz

"Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport".......Duffy Daugherty

"I always felt the more Browns that I could place on other teams, the better off I'd be".
.......Bill Veeck-owner of the Browns

"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!".....Knute Rockne

Lazy capping resulted in picking the patriots.  No other way to word it. Shocking to see so many on the pats yesterday 

I guess If they can convince people men can be women, they can convince people to bet the Patriots.  

I been capping over 50+ years,spent 12 of it in Vegas,people lose whether it's lazy handicapping or spending days on it.I remember one guy 30 years ago claimed his dog picked winners lol and one season he was doing very well lol.It was not shocking to see people on the Pats because NOBODY knew the outcome before the game was played NOBODY

Weak strength of schedule and a very young qb. That was enough to keep me off pats

pats offensive line was being demolished all game which we knew was going to happen but everyone still did it anyways and bet the patriots