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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




BJ gotta be #1

Boobs got to be at least DD for #2

Nothing else matters

I'm living proof...
the first time my wife to be sucked my cock with her DD's hanging on my knees, I said, "I'm marrying this girl".

Well, it's now 20 years later and nothing has changed.

"If she don't pass the BJ and Boob Test,
you DUMP HER, and DUMP HER FAST"






 
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If she doesn't do oral worship at the Altar of the Trouser Snake she's got to go...
 
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Yeah, once she goes crazy and you start to hate the sight of her, the sound of her voice, the fact that she even exists, etc. (say, next Thursday), the fact that she also isn't holding up her end in the kneepads department is going to to be a killer. 
 
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 it's spring .. to many other ladies .. too many issues for her .. TRUST  me , i've dealt with them .
 
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Quote Originally Posted by John_Drama:

sorry to say but like the other posters with the abuse issues and inability to get over it you are going to keep wanting things that she won't too for the distance of this short relationship. At least be nice and hang out with her a couple of weeks before dumping her. It will further hurt her emotional state that the first time  you bang her and she confides in this and you run. At least be a decent guy and count it as another life experience. 

 Thanks for all your responses but I think JD may have the best course of action here. I don't wanna be a dick or shallow, but let's face it, it's an important part of a relationship, in my opinion. No need to make a sudden, rash decision either cause she is great otherwise. Plus I have other options to take care of the BJ requirements

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

 Thanks for all your responses but I think JD may have the best course of action here. I don't wanna be a dick or shallow, but let's face it, it's an important part of a relationship, in my opinion. No need to make a sudden, rash decision either cause she is great otherwise. Plus I have other options to take care of the BJ requirements


i salute you good sir. having bj options is a major part of succeeding in this world. unless of course your other option is the fleshlight in which case you've got some work to do!
 
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Don't give up yet bro.  Ply her with expensive drink and ease your wonderstick into her piehole and see if she likes it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmw59:

Don't give up yet bro.  Ply her with expensive drink and force your wonderstick into her piehole and see if she likes it.
Apparently he wouldnt be the first one to do it either.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by She7154:


didn't read this before my last post.

bro...

run.

unless she IS jessica alba (not looks like, but literally is her) then it's time to move right along. 

Besides, I mean who the hell sexually abused her? I'm assuming some older dude, possibly her dad. Not to be a dick but do you really want to put your tongue in the mouth of some broad who had her dad's wang shoved down her throat. Good lord! The description alone has me qweezy! 

Again... Best of luck!


 










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You could keep your girlfrind but have THIS GUY'S GIRLFRIEND on the side. She is probably up for all kinds of crazy shit with random guys.

 
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I dated a girl who was raped once and it started off very similar to your situation. Once you gain her trust I bet you could get some good BJ's. She will be a rookie and you can teach her how to do it exactly how you like it. Heather I deep throat style
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

You could keep your girlfrind but have THIS GUY'S GIRLFRIEND on the side. She is probably up for all kinds of crazy shit with random guys.

 Great Idea!!! Hilarious stuff. I'll keep you guys posted on how this progresses.

 
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u should treat this as a challenge, give urself 2 months to get her mouth wide open if it doesnt happen then gtfo
 
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could be symptomatic of a bigger problem
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dro22:

u should treat this as a challenge, give urself 2 months to get her mouth wide open if it doesnt happen then gtfo

Well fellas it's been less than 2 months since my 1st post & she broke-through

Worth the wait for sure

 
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

Well fellas it's been less than 2 months since my 1st post & she broke-through

Worth the wait for sure

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Atta boy!

 

 

 
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how did you convince her to 'break through'?
 
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I really think it was because I didn't ever bring it up or act like it bothered me, (even though it did). I treated her w/respect & figured it wasn't that big of a deal cause I have others that took care of that business for me.

Lesson learned, patience truely is a virtue....well sometimes.

 
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tell her its part of her therapy now.

as a matter of fact, name your dick therapy.  

abused women have baggage.  they need to be worth it on so many other levels.

if you fall in love read<"the five love languages"
 
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Life is waaaay too short not to get bjs......FACT
 
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This was the reason Tony Parker decided to bang Barry's wife.....Eva doesn't like Longory..............ahhhh..........

I'd tell her she's on the clock, and that every sex book you two will ever buy will include oral. You're there, she has to be there, also............

BTW, you can't tell her that she sucks..............'cause she don't!

 
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you will never be happy

adios

 
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I noticed you went down on her the very first time....that takes guts.

I am glad you have won her over.

BJs, and PTM is and absolute requirement.  Nothing like a nice PTM, there is no better feeling in the universe.
 
 
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Girls who are selfish . 
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