Hello everyone, it is me, The Giant. I've decided to send this very important message to Seaweed, in hopes that he is able to post it in a timely fashion. First of all, I want to thank both Lou and Rizzo. They notified me that I was the first 2000 year member with 20,000 posts. Apparently that's some kind of big deal, and they have spoiled me with a lavished paid trip to the South of France. Thanks again, you two, your kindness will not be forgotten. Now on to the matters at hand. Austin, I'm talking to you, tough guy. You are VERY lucky I have instructed Seaweed to back out of this contest. He was chomping at the bit to execute you once and for all, but as I've explained to him, the risk just wasn't worth the reward. Obviously, Seaweed and his expertise handicapping prowess would have come into this match as a gigantic favorite, but there were too many factors at play here. You seem to be a smarmy character, Austin, one that lacks self-control, and therefore my advice to my understudy was to pass on the contest. This really was a no-win situation for Seaweed and his Seaweeders. #1. He has nothing to prove. #2. Even if he wins, mentally insufficient Austin wouldn't stop posting. #3. If Austin somehow, miraculously, unbelievably got a Buster Douglas punch in and knocked out Mike Tyson, this wouldn't bode well for Seaweed Nation. He is here to make his friends money, not engage in pissing matchups. In closing, I will see all of you soon. I love you all, even my glorious haters that spend the majority of their time thinking about me. (At least pull your pants up, guys!) Signing off for now. Top adviser to Seaweed Nation, The Giant |
Hello everyone, it is me, The Giant. I've decided to send this very important message to Seaweed, in hopes that he is able to post it in a timely fashion. First of all, I want to thank both Lou and Rizzo. They notified me that I was the first 2000 year member with 20,000 posts. Apparently that's some kind of big deal, and they have spoiled me with a lavished paid trip to the South of France. Thanks again, you two, your kindness will not be forgotten. Now on to the matters at hand. Austin, I'm talking to you, tough guy. You are VERY lucky I have instructed Seaweed to back out of this contest. He was chomping at the bit to execute you once and for all, but as I've explained to him, the risk just wasn't worth the reward. Obviously, Seaweed and his expertise handicapping prowess would have come into this match as a gigantic favorite, but there were too many factors at play here. You seem to be a smarmy character, Austin, one that lacks self-control, and therefore my advice to my understudy was to pass on the contest. This really was a no-win situation for Seaweed and his Seaweeders. #1. He has nothing to prove. #2. Even if he wins, mentally insufficient Austin wouldn't stop posting. #3. If Austin somehow, miraculously, unbelievably got a Buster Douglas punch in and knocked out Mike Tyson, this wouldn't bode well for Seaweed Nation. He is here to make his friends money, not engage in pissing matchups. In closing, I will see all of you soon. I love you all, even my glorious haters that spend the majority of their time thinking about me. (At least pull your pants up, guys!) Signing off for now. Top adviser to Seaweed Nation, The Giant |
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
I was talking with the Giant via pm for a while and this dumb fuck sent me back a reply but he must have been signed in as Seaweed cuz Seaweed answered the question i asked the GiantDump prick!
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