Florida Gators coach Urban Meyer was overheard having a discussion with recently arrested DE Carlos Dunlap in regards to his arrest last night for DUI. Dunlap, who was found by Gaineville police slumped over the wheel of his running vehicle appeared asleep as the officeres approached. Dunlap, explaining the incident to his oft-foregicing coach was heard stating" " Coach Meyer, I am innocent and can explain everything. Thursday was Thanksgiving at our house - yours too? Well anyway we served turkey and we had extra. I love my Turkey, coach. Anyway we had so much extra I made sandwiches, lots of sandwiches. In fact, I had so much left over turkey I had 12 sandwiches on Monday, in prep for the big showdown with the Crimson Tide - that's Alabama coach Meyer. Anyway, did you know that turkey has all sorts of el triptohane in it that makes you sleepy? Well I didn't until now but it explains everything. If those police officers had looked into my car they would have seen 7 empty sandwich baggies in my front seat - baggies that one time had - you guesssed it coach - turkey sandwiches. With lots of turkey and mayo - that's the way I like it. Anyway - it was those darn turkey sammiches that made me sleepy - not any alcohol - don't touch the stuff. I know the blood test results won't be available until after the SEC Championship game but trust me, all they will find is a whole lot of turkey in my blood."
To Dunlap's explanation Meyers repsonded "Carlos, I was concerned but this explains things. Now get out their and hit the pads."
Florida Gators coach Urban Meyer was overheard having a discussion with recently arrested DE Carlos Dunlap in regards to his arrest last night for DUI. Dunlap, who was found by Gaineville police slumped over the wheel of his running vehicle appeared asleep as the officeres approached. Dunlap, explaining the incident to his oft-foregicing coach was heard stating" " Coach Meyer, I am innocent and can explain everything. Thursday was Thanksgiving at our house - yours too? Well anyway we served turkey and we had extra. I love my Turkey, coach. Anyway we had so much extra I made sandwiches, lots of sandwiches. In fact, I had so much left over turkey I had 12 sandwiches on Monday, in prep for the big showdown with the Crimson Tide - that's Alabama coach Meyer. Anyway, did you know that turkey has all sorts of el triptohane in it that makes you sleepy? Well I didn't until now but it explains everything. If those police officers had looked into my car they would have seen 7 empty sandwich baggies in my front seat - baggies that one time had - you guesssed it coach - turkey sandwiches. With lots of turkey and mayo - that's the way I like it. Anyway - it was those darn turkey sammiches that made me sleepy - not any alcohol - don't touch the stuff. I know the blood test results won't be available until after the SEC Championship game but trust me, all they will find is a whole lot of turkey in my blood."
To Dunlap's explanation Meyers repsonded "Carlos, I was concerned but this explains things. Now get out their and hit the pads."
Meyer announced that Dunlap would be suspended from pre game warm ups. When asked if this punishment was harsh enough Urban responded..Have you ever tried to play football without warming up
Meyer announced that Dunlap would be suspended from pre game warm ups. When asked if this punishment was harsh enough Urban responded..Have you ever tried to play football without warming up
Meyer announced that Dunlap would be suspended from pre game warm ups. When asked if this punishment was harsh enough Urban responded..Have you ever tried to play football without warming up
maybe u forgot my sarcasm shorts at home, but this cant be true can it?!
Meyer announced that Dunlap would be suspended from pre game warm ups. When asked if this punishment was harsh enough Urban responded..Have you ever tried to play football without warming up
maybe u forgot my sarcasm shorts at home, but this cant be true can it?!
Coach Urban Meyer said Tuesday after practice that Dunlap won't play Saturday, adding that there is no timetable for his return. Meyer called Dunlap's actions "stunning."
"Carlos obviously made a very poor decision, eating that many turkey sandwiches in a relatively short period of time is just downright stupid. Apparently he mixed some outdated mayo with some processed cranberry jelly - a terrible mix" Meyer said. "I have not spoke to him or his family yet. He's not going to play because apparently he is having trouble recognizing the seriousness of el triptophane and the effect on a person's ability to control his sleeping pattern. But I want to visit with him and his family first and go from there -- rest assured, we will not be eating turkey sandwiches."
Coach Urban Meyer said Tuesday after practice that Dunlap won't play Saturday, adding that there is no timetable for his return. Meyer called Dunlap's actions "stunning."
"Carlos obviously made a very poor decision, eating that many turkey sandwiches in a relatively short period of time is just downright stupid. Apparently he mixed some outdated mayo with some processed cranberry jelly - a terrible mix" Meyer said. "I have not spoke to him or his family yet. He's not going to play because apparently he is having trouble recognizing the seriousness of el triptophane and the effect on a person's ability to control his sleeping pattern. But I want to visit with him and his family first and go from there -- rest assured, we will not be eating turkey sandwiches."
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