Delusional Optimism

Feeling a million times better than this time last Sunday. Have to see if I actually managed to place any wagers and update record.

So far this week:

Bills -6 vs Jets 315/300. Bills can score and Jets are not Baltimore on offense or defense (though Baltimore D needs to show up).

Cowboys -5.5 vs Giants 342/300. Cowboys didn't look too bad against Philly. Giants looked bad against Skins. Watch them switch to Dart to screw me :)

Teaser: +6 (200/491) Baltimore -6 vs Browns, Arizona -1 vs Carolina, Philly +4.5@ Chiefs, TN +8.5@Houston

Parlay 200/326 Derrick Henry scores TD anytime+ Joe Flacco throws for 250+. King Henry is good for a TD either goal line or from 70 yards away. Baltimore secondary banged up, Flacco returning home and likely playing from behind. 

I know parlays and teasers are sucker bets, but I like putting together the "what if" scenarios (which is exactly how they get you). Good luck today Covers people.

Black Arrows

Going back to bet history on book site (not sure if I was even well enough to post last week):

Philly -8 vs Cowboys 330/300 L

Parlay S. Barkley score anytime + J. Hurts score anytime 100/175 W

Parlay (GN/Wash) J. Jacobs score anytime + J.Merritt over 29.5 yards 300/300 L

Washington +.5 1st quarter 125/100 L (Played this on accident and didn't cancel it out, 125 down the drain).

Let's see if I am a better gambler when not at Death's door :)

@C-70Blues

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Dangit, let's see if the Metal Horns emoji pops up, or it or just question marks.