just motherfuckin take the under . forget it . every game .
as long as it's not 7 or less . monkey balls scratchy with tentacle hair lodge in your throat and you cant breathe . that 's an over bet in the playoffs .
pitching is king royalty my septer straight inside your poopy factory i shall show you my regal dominanace . sure , peeps can smoke a fastball and a bad curve off a number 4 or 5 starter from the royals or reds but how you gonna do against crunchtime raw dogg dirty like your grandmom's panties after she broke her hip reachin for her crossword puzzle book and she's just stuck there in her recliner continuously shitting in her large draws till your uncle harold finally decides to pay her a visit the following week ?
dirty , filth , flarn , filth , the kind that makes you question the direction your mind is taking you in the anticipation of the next pitch . foolish like a hooker lookin for love after watchin pretty woman on tnt one night . bitch you aint got no teeth and your cooter smells like barnyard animals are deciding who gets the nod to represent them in the next shit olympics for farming .
exercising their stank what ?
sure , now , lohse or hammel and god forbid pedro peek their little heads outta the water lookin for a little jaws type action and the totals rise due to the ones and twos of the respective rorations not being on the hill and you think i'll pound this over .
not so fast !
like shitting in a foreign toilet stall when you absolutely must go quickly for the brown is descending at an ultra speedy level and your new cotton boxers with the spongebob squarepants theme just might get a chocolate sauce dressing like some kind of fancy pastry at an upscale new york eatery !
you gotta check for the toilet paper ! a lazy busboy or bathroom attendant more concerned with scoring blow than the corn in your butthole may have just fucked up your number 2 do whatchu gotta do doo-doo's and now what ?
listen what i'm sayin is focus on the unders and dont let these numbers screw your mind up like this hazey wave stained brain i display today cuz the ganja gobbled me up and spit me out like a sunflower seed outta jason kubel's mouth while he's sittin in the dugout imaging beyonce naked thinking he can out-rap jay-z for her love .
check who's available in the bullpen and realize good pitching beats good hitting regardless .
under 8.5 phil/col gm 1
under 9 col/phil gm2 push { if you got 8.5 god bless }
la/stl over 7 { dont fuck with no 7 or less }
ny/minn under 9.5 gm1
ny/minn under 10 gm 2
laa/bos under 8.5 gm 1
laa/bos under 8 gm 2
not to mention under 4.5 first 5 phils all day
and under 3.5 first 5 game 2 stl/la
under first 5 ny/minn game 2
under first 5 laa/bos game 1 and 2
halleluijah ! god bless you and now back to your regulary scheduled programming .............
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