strange but true old nursery rhymes heavy sexual overtones

Was reading other post so i serached for list and OMG you have to read these.

A Farmer went Trotting

A farmer went trotting
Upon his grey mare,
Bumpety, bumpety, bump!
With his daughter behind him
So rosy and fair,
Lumpety, lumpety, lump!

A raven cried "Croak"
And they all tumbled DOWN,
(slip child down between knees)
Bumpety, bumpety, bump!
The mare broke her knees,
And the farmer his crown,
Lumpety, lumpety, lump!

Tell this aint incest!

Robin and Richard
Nursery Rhyme lyrics, origins and history

Robin and Richard were two pretty men,
They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;
Then up starts Robin and looks in the sky:
"Oh, brother Richard, the sun's very high!
The bull's in the barn threshing the corn;
The cocks on the hayrick blowing is horn"

 ( | ) YIPES!

One Misty, Moisty, Morning
Nursery Rhyme lyrics, origins and history

One misty, moisty, morning,
When cloudy was the weather,
There I met an old man
All clothed in leather

All clothed in leather,
With a cap under his chin.
How do you do?
And how do you do?
And how do you do again?

Flashers?

Bessy Bell and Mary Gray
Nursery Rhyme lyrics, origins and history

Bessy Bell and Mary Gray,
They were two bonnie lasses:
They built their house upon the lea,
And covered it with rashes.

Bessy kept the garden gate,
And Mary kept the pantry;
Bessy always had to wait,
While Mary lived in plenty

2 prostitues living together?

Jack and Jill went up the hill

each with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two-fifty

................... Fukkin whoore !