I am on 1 year conditional discharge probation. Last time i smoked was august 7th. I didnt smoke a lot, and i have probably only smoked 6 or 7 times within the past 7 months. I got a letter in the mail today saying I have to report to my PO on september 6th. However, I leave for school (which is 90 minutes away) september 2nd, so I was forced by my dad to call up and schedule an earlier date. Since I have not been a regular smoker since being on probation, Im thinking this one time might not stay in my system this long. Please give me your opinions on if you think il pass and what i should do. Thanks
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I am on 1 year conditional discharge probation. Last time i smoked was august 7th. I didnt smoke a lot, and i have probably only smoked 6 or 7 times within the past 7 months. I got a letter in the mail today saying I have to report to my PO on september 6th. However, I leave for school (which is 90 minutes away) september 2nd, so I was forced by my dad to call up and schedule an earlier date. Since I have not been a regular smoker since being on probation, Im thinking this one time might not stay in my system this long. Please give me your opinions on if you think il pass and what i should do. Thanks
Here is the best advice. I smoked April 8th, and had to go for a drug test April 10th, and I passed.
The first thing you need to know is that drinking a lot of water will not help you time it right. You can drink 100 gallons of water from now until your test but it won't help unless u do it right. THC is stored in your fat cells which reproduce every night.
Here's what you need. Go to GNC and get a detox drink called Qcarbo ($50) - A shitload of water and multivitamins.
3-4 hours before your test you need to drink the QCarbo detox drink. After that drink as much water as humanly possible. Drink,drink,drink,drink and drink some more. During this 3-4 hour time period you need to be taking the multivitamins (i started taking them about 10 hrs before my test.)
The goal is to drink so much water that when you piss for your test you piss straight water. The multivitamins that you take will make your urine neon-yellow. (if you piss straight clear you will instantly fail, you NEED multivitamins.)
Its that simple. I've done it once and it worked. My friend has done it 5 times and it worked everytime. No method is full-proof, but I smoked 2 days before my test (very frequent user) and still passed.
GL, I would say the chance you pass are above 75%. Make sure your piss is neon-yellow though. Eveytime I pissed before my test it was clear, but when I took the test it was neon yellow and I was very relieved. goodluck
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Here is the best advice. I smoked April 8th, and had to go for a drug test April 10th, and I passed.
The first thing you need to know is that drinking a lot of water will not help you time it right. You can drink 100 gallons of water from now until your test but it won't help unless u do it right. THC is stored in your fat cells which reproduce every night.
Here's what you need. Go to GNC and get a detox drink called Qcarbo ($50) - A shitload of water and multivitamins.
3-4 hours before your test you need to drink the QCarbo detox drink. After that drink as much water as humanly possible. Drink,drink,drink,drink and drink some more. During this 3-4 hour time period you need to be taking the multivitamins (i started taking them about 10 hrs before my test.)
The goal is to drink so much water that when you piss for your test you piss straight water. The multivitamins that you take will make your urine neon-yellow. (if you piss straight clear you will instantly fail, you NEED multivitamins.)
Its that simple. I've done it once and it worked. My friend has done it 5 times and it worked everytime. No method is full-proof, but I smoked 2 days before my test (very frequent user) and still passed.
GL, I would say the chance you pass are above 75%. Make sure your piss is neon-yellow though. Eveytime I pissed before my test it was clear, but when I took the test it was neon yellow and I was very relieved. goodluck
People always say you are screwed but detox stripping shampoos work.
Daily smoker here and I used rescue detox shampoo. If you get the right brand and NOT a masking shampoo. It will completely strip your hair of all chemicals. So if you a a cig smoker and you go in and you have to fill out any paperwork. Say you do not smoke cigs because it takes away the nicotine also.
In a hair test they take about 150 hairs as sample. Once at the lab they melt your hairs down to liquid and then test the liquid.
If you hair is clean from a stripping shampoo you will be good to go if you follow the directions
Find you local head shop and see what they have and then go research them on the net.
I would rather hair test than piss test anyday
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
and if they pull a hair?
People always say you are screwed but detox stripping shampoos work.
Daily smoker here and I used rescue detox shampoo. If you get the right brand and NOT a masking shampoo. It will completely strip your hair of all chemicals. So if you a a cig smoker and you go in and you have to fill out any paperwork. Say you do not smoke cigs because it takes away the nicotine also.
In a hair test they take about 150 hairs as sample. Once at the lab they melt your hairs down to liquid and then test the liquid.
If you hair is clean from a stripping shampoo you will be good to go if you follow the directions
Find you local head shop and see what they have and then go research them on the net.
But for probation it will just be a pisser so drink plenty of water through the month and do not smoke anymore and you will have nothing to worry about.
Exercise helps.
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But for probation it will just be a pisser so drink plenty of water through the month and do not smoke anymore and you will have nothing to worry about.
Im thinking about going to cvs and picking up a drug test for a couple bucks. Does anyone know how similar a test like that is to the actual test im going to be getting?...In other words, if i pass the test for a couple bucks, does that mean ill pass the real test?
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Im thinking about going to cvs and picking up a drug test for a couple bucks. Does anyone know how similar a test like that is to the actual test im going to be getting?...In other words, if i pass the test for a couple bucks, does that mean ill pass the real test?
i wouldnt worry about it, if what you said is true, it will be out of your system already. Hair test is too expensive for state, they use pee only. GL and quit smokin that shit.
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i wouldnt worry about it, if what you said is true, it will be out of your system already. Hair test is too expensive for state, they use pee only. GL and quit smokin that shit.
Also, my arrest was about 9 months ago, and this is my first drug test, so im wondering if this is going to be the only one, or if there are going to be more?
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Also, my arrest was about 9 months ago, and this is my first drug test, so im wondering if this is going to be the only one, or if there are going to be more?
Dont smoke anymore..obviously..Im guessing if u pass that drug test u should be fine.I would get the stuff@gnc..U could get the 15dollar stuff and be fine I bet.GL
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Dont smoke anymore..obviously..Im guessing if u pass that drug test u should be fine.I would get the stuff@gnc..U could get the 15dollar stuff and be fine I bet.GL
I just came back from my local gas station and bought a bottle of detox master. Its an herbal detox for $25. I am confident i will pass, but I want to do this just to make sure I will pass. I am a little confused as to how to do this now. I figure the night before I drug test, I will drink the whole 16oz bottle of detox and then drink 2 or 3 bottles of water. Does this sound right?
My other question is, what will this do to my urine for the test?. Will my urine be the same color as normal, will it be clear like water, or will it show up in my test that ive been detoxing?
Thanks
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I just came back from my local gas station and bought a bottle of detox master. Its an herbal detox for $25. I am confident i will pass, but I want to do this just to make sure I will pass. I am a little confused as to how to do this now. I figure the night before I drug test, I will drink the whole 16oz bottle of detox and then drink 2 or 3 bottles of water. Does this sound right?
My other question is, what will this do to my urine for the test?. Will my urine be the same color as normal, will it be clear like water, or will it show up in my test that ive been detoxing?
earth that sounds like a good method, but honestly I dont need to go through all that. Its not like i smoked last week. I smoked 17 days ago, and ive rarely been smokin on probation. This one detox drink is just for precautionary measures. I aint lookin to spend 75-100 on drinks and supplements
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earth that sounds like a good method, but honestly I dont need to go through all that. Its not like i smoked last week. I smoked 17 days ago, and ive rarely been smokin on probation. This one detox drink is just for precautionary measures. I aint lookin to spend 75-100 on drinks and supplements
Earthwake just basically wasted his own personal time to help you out and you basically just ran his face in the dirt. I dont see why people come on here and ask for advice and then theyre either too lazy or dont want to spend another 45-50 bucks. You'll be worried about spending that another cpl bucks if you piss dirty and have to deal with it.
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Earthwake just basically wasted his own personal time to help you out and you basically just ran his face in the dirt. I dont see why people come on here and ask for advice and then theyre either too lazy or dont want to spend another 45-50 bucks. You'll be worried about spending that another cpl bucks if you piss dirty and have to deal with it.
So...your bottle of detox from a gas station is what you have pinned your hopes to? Hmmmm
A good test will test the specific gravity of your urine....basically the amount of solids in your urine. If you drink too much water, your specific gravity will be too low and they will fail you...or at least accuse you of trying to cheat the test. They might make you come back later that day.
If you really have only smoked a few times in the past year and only smoked on aug 7th...you will be fine.
But...since not using drugs was a condition of your probation and obviously you didn't follow those conditions... you deserve to fail that test. I don't mean to be a dick but why don't you concentrate on being a responsible adult instead of figuring out how to pass a drug test.
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So...your bottle of detox from a gas station is what you have pinned your hopes to? Hmmmm
A good test will test the specific gravity of your urine....basically the amount of solids in your urine. If you drink too much water, your specific gravity will be too low and they will fail you...or at least accuse you of trying to cheat the test. They might make you come back later that day.
If you really have only smoked a few times in the past year and only smoked on aug 7th...you will be fine.
But...since not using drugs was a condition of your probation and obviously you didn't follow those conditions... you deserve to fail that test. I don't mean to be a dick but why don't you concentrate on being a responsible adult instead of figuring out how to pass a drug test.
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