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Quote Originally Posted by canovsp [Quote: Originally Posted by dl36:

Some of these jokes are funny.Some of these jokes just seem like desperate mudslinging and sour grapes.I guess it's nice seeing these people gritting their teeth trying to smile while they are so Upset that you can litteraly see the steam coming from their ears trying to hold back their anger behind the humor.come to think of it even tho their desperate joke lacks honest humor, it is funny to watch the song and dance.So I guess the net result is humor behind their sour grapes.Sad clowns lol
Darryl.This is the Political Humor Thread.Instead of you doing what Slim mentioned, sitting on the sidelines and firing shots at both sides, why don't you tell us a damn joke. It can be about a Democrat or Republican.


It's funny to watch you mindlessly agree with sara.

Even funnier that you and others insist that I am not a non-partisan independent claiming that because I am do not agree with you that I must be the polar opposite.

The obsession of this sentiment that I am not a non-partisan indepdent over and over, droning on about sheeps clothing, closet liberal, blah blah blah.

Now I get criticized for being critical of both sides? Exactly what I have claimed all along as a non-partisan independent I am critical of both sides.

Too funny!

I'm not sure if you guys mean to be funny with your Romney flipping and flopping, but i actually got a laugh from it.

My guess is that it wasn't meant to be funny because when you get upset you have this tell tale sign of engaging in name calling of Darryl.

But either way it's pretty funny to me and I look forward to your future follies. I mean it takes the team work of you and slim and you're whole circle jerk troupe that work so hard to "pull off" such an act.

Moar!



It's funny to watch you mindlessly agree with sara.

Even funnier that you and others insist that I am not a non-partisan independent claiming that because I am do not agree with you that I must be the polar opposite.

The obsession of this sentiment that I am not a non-partisan indepdent over and over, droning on about sheeps clothing, closet liberal, blah blah blah.

Now I get criticized for being critical of both sides? Exactly what I have claimed all along as a non-partisan independent I am critical of both sides.

Too funny!

I'm not sure if you guys mean to be funny with your Romney flipping and flopping, but i actually got a laugh from it.

My guess is that it wasn't meant to be funny because when you get upset you have this tell tale sign of engaging in name calling of Darryl.

But either way it's pretty funny to me and I look forward to your future follies. I mean it takes the team work of you and slim and you're whole circle jerk troupe that work so hard to "pull off" such an act.

Moar!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by canovsp [Quote: Originally Posted by dl36:

Some of these jokes are funny.Some of these jokes just seem like desperate mudslinging and sour grapes.I guess it's nice seeing these people gritting their teeth trying to smile while they are so Upset that you can litteraly see the steam coming from their ears trying to hold back their anger behind the humor.come to think of it even tho their desperate joke lacks honest humor, it is funny to watch the song and dance.So I guess the net result is humor behind their sour grapes.Sad clowns lol
Darryl.This is the Political Humor Thread.Instead of you doing what Slim mentioned, sitting on the sidelines and firing shots at both sides, why don't you tell us a damn joke. It can be about a Democrat or Republican.


It's funny to watch you mindlessly agree with sara.

Even funnier that you and others insist that I am not a non-partisan independent claiming that because I am do not agree with you that I must be the polar opposite.

The obsession of this sentiment that I am not a non-partisan indepdent over and over, droning on about sheeps clothing, closet liberal, blah blah blah.

Now I get criticized for being critical of both sides? Exactly what I have claimed all along as a non-partisan independent I am critical of both sides.

Too funny!

I'm not sure if you guys mean to be funny with your Romney flipping and flopping, but i actually got a laugh from it.

My guess is that it wasn't meant to be funny because when you get upset you have this tell tale sign of engaging in name calling of Darryl.

But either way it's pretty funny to me and I look forward to your future follies. I mean it takes the team work of you and slim and you're whole circle jerk troupe that work so hard to "pull off" such an act.

Moar!



It's funny to watch you mindlessly agree with sara.

Even funnier that you and others insist that I am not a non-partisan independent claiming that because I am do not agree with you that I must be the polar opposite.

The obsession of this sentiment that I am not a non-partisan indepdent over and over, droning on about sheeps clothing, closet liberal, blah blah blah.

Now I get criticized for being critical of both sides? Exactly what I have claimed all along as a non-partisan independent I am critical of both sides.

Too funny!

I'm not sure if you guys mean to be funny with your Romney flipping and flopping, but i actually got a laugh from it.

My guess is that it wasn't meant to be funny because when you get upset you have this tell tale sign of engaging in name calling of Darryl.

But either way it's pretty funny to me and I look forward to your future follies. I mean it takes the team work of you and slim and you're whole circle jerk troupe that work so hard to "pull off" such an act.

Moar!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

Darryl.This is the Political Humor Thread.Instead of you doing what Slim mentioned, sitting on the sidelines and firing shots at both sides, why don't you tell us a damn joke. It can be about a Democrat or Republican.

It's funny to watch you mindlessly agree with sara.

Even funnier that you and others insist that I am not a non-partisan independent claiming that because I am do not agree with you that I must be the polar opposite.

The obsession of this sentiment that I am not a non-partisan indepdent over and over, droning on about sheeps clothing, closet liberal, blah blah blah.

Now I get criticized for being critical of both sides? Exactly what I have claimed all along as a non-partisan independent I am critical of both sides.

Too funny!

I'm not sure if you guys mean to be funny with your Romney flipping and flopping, but i actually got a laugh from it.

My guess is that it wasn't meant to be funny because when you get upset you have this tell tale sign of engaging in name calling of Darryl.

But either way it's pretty funny to me and I look forward to your future follies. I mean it takes the team work of you and slim and you're whole circle jerk troupe that work so hard to "pull off" such an act.

Moar!



Once again. This is the Political Humor thread. With all that you wrote you could have told five jokes.
 
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I apologize for the duplication of posts.

If you noticed i Made a few jokes in that post. Maybe it went over your head, maybe you're upset because it was at your "troupe"'s expense. Maybe you just don't like and are getting all upset.

But observing the political antics is humorous and good political humor. Not all jokes are set up and punchline or desperate and bitter, sour grapes mudslinging. Humor occurs all the time on different levels.

Why be so controlling? It's funny how some people with certain views take such a totalitarian/dictatorial way or doing things. Probably is indicative of the manner in which their prescribed rhetoric functions.

Very telling.

And at the same time amusing/humorous that the connect exists.

Lighten up

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

I apologize for the duplication of posts.

If you noticed i Made a few jokes in that post. Maybe it went over your head, maybe you're upset because it was at your "troupe"'s expense. Maybe you just don't like and are getting all upset.

But observing the political antics is humorous and good political humor. Not all jokes are set up and punchline or desperate and bitter, sour grapes mudslinging. Humor occurs all the time on different levels.

Why be so controlling? It's funny how some people with certain views take such a totalitarian/dictatorial way or doing things. Probably is indicative of the manner in which their prescribed rhetoric functions.

Very telling.

And at the same time amusing/humorous that the connect exists.

Lighten up



I AM THE DICTATOR OF THIS THREAD AND I DEMAND EVERYONE HAVE FUN!!!

BTW, that joke you made in the previous thread, it did go over my head. Can you highlight the joke. Thanks in advance.
 
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/\   Now that's funny..........ROLF...........
 
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It's funny that he thought you needed a "bail out" and some one to support you.

Just because you look like I am getting under your skin because you go big font doesn't mean you're having a bowslit level meltdown. But apparently he thought you were had gone over the deep end and jumped in to help you.

I guess I didn't think you were losing it. Just grinning and gritting your teeth holding back your anger as everyone can literally see the smoke coming from your ears as you try to laugh it off. Nice job.

Highlighting jokes loses its appeal. It's the sublties that often make it more humorous or even more humorous that it goes over people's heads.

Hope you aren't as bent out of shape as sara thought you were necessitating a "bail out". I mean we are supposed to be having fun right?

I'm a enjoying the humor here. I hope you are. A lot to laugh about



 
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Quote Originally Posted by canovsp:



Once again. This is the Political Humor thread. With all that you wrote you could have told five jokes.

Yeah !   "it's funny to watch" liberals trying to have a sense of humor ..if they only knew how funny they are anyway ..no jokes are needed..

 
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After all of that, you're Still trying?

As a non-partisan independent liberals and conservatives is meaningless to me. Just watching you flip out obsessively like this forum is your life,on this thread and others is good entertainment.

Thanks for the laughs


 
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I have a funny joke.

There was once a pseudo non-partisan independent who has been on covers forums since 2003 and still hasn't figured out how to properly quote text from another poster in his/her replies.

Now thats funny.
 
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I wish your obsession with me was funny but it seems to be getting to a level of a cause for concern.

I think is concerning enough that a "usual suspect" will need to give you a "bail out".

I guess the only humor from this is the irony that the more you have this meltdown with this weird obsession with me thinking you are making me look worse you actually make yourself look worse.

Hard for you to understand in the middle of another meltdown, but perhaps you will see the irony in it when your obsession is not in full bloom.

Or not, irony has typically been something difficult for you to grasp as has other basic concepts.

Typica bowslit. Lol

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

I wish your obsession with me was funny but it seems to be getting to a level of a cause for concern.

I think is concerning enough that a "usual suspect" will need to give you a "bail out".

I guess the only humor from this is the irony that the more you have this meltdown with this weird obsession with me thinking you are making me look worse you actually make yourself look worse.

Hard for you to understand in the middle of another meltdown, but perhaps you will see the irony in it when your obsession is not in full bloom.

Or not, irony has typically been something difficult for you to grasp as has other basic concepts.

Typica bowslit. Lol


Get over yourself. Who says I was talking about you?


 
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When a white shooter like Dylann Storm Roof did a mass shooting it represented a whole race ..but when Islamist Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez did a mass shooting at a recruiting center he's called a lone wolf..
 
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That wasn't funny. Obviously another sour grapes, whining unfairness with the old "sharpton routine" screaming out injustice.

I find the sharpton and the routine irritating.

Seem like you are a losing perspective again and all upset. Last couple weeks have been pretty rough for you acting so oddly and needing others to bail you out.

Hope things get better
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bowlslit:

Quote: Originally Posted by dl36] I wish your obsession with me was funny but it seems to be getting to a level of a cause for concern. I think is concerning enough that a "usual suspect" will need to give you a "bail out".I guess the only humor from this is the irony that the more you have this meltdown with this weird obsession with me thinking you are making me look worse you actually make yourself look worse. Hard for you to understand in the middle of another meltdown, but perhaps you will see the irony in it when your obsession is not in full bloom.Or not, irony has typically been something difficult for you to grasp as has other basic concepts. Typica bowslit. Lol
Get over yourself. Who says I was talking about you?


Now this is funny to watch more lies and angry denial as you continue to meltdown.

Ease up, this is a humorous thread lol.

Check your obsessive anger at the door please


Now this is funny to watch more lies and angry denial as you continue to meltdown.

Ease up, this is a humorous thread lol.

Check your obsessive anger at the door please
 
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Canovsp,

LQQKS like someone has hijacked you're humorous thread and is turning it into not so funny bashing,name calling and attacking thread ...

 
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Too bad bowslit high jacked it with all of his issues and weird obsession a during his current meltdown
 
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Darryl's Top 10 Words/Phrases. These are off the top of my head. If anyone has anymore please include.

(Imagine the David Letterman music playing in the background)

#10: Alias
#9: The Usual Suspects
#8: It's funny how this thread seems...(insignificant drivel to follow)
#7: Meltdown
#6: This thread is getting weird
#5: Psycho Stalker
#4: Circle Jerk
#3: Partisan Lemmings
#2: Bail Out
#1: Non-Partisan Independent

Remember to tip your waitress and drive safely

 
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It's funny that when you're upset you engage in name calling and smile gritting your teeth trying to tell an odd joke while we can literally see the smoke coming from your ears.

But I guess when you're dealing with someone with a psycho-obsession you can't beat it, so you figured to join it.

Now was that's top 10 list of what gets under his skin? Or words that I say that get under your skin?

Either way I am glad you are making a joke of it, or at least trying to.

Maybe someone from your "troupe" will see this and jump in to agree with you because it looks like you are getting into the psycho-obsession realm. I mean usually you don't crack like bowslit does, but at least someone can confirm it by giving you some assistance and siding with you on this one.

 
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okay little johnny joke.
setting :third grade class little johnny the hell raiser child in back of room .
act:
Today class the president has come to visit with us. said teacher.
in walks obama and secret service .
we are working on word association Mr. President maybe as a constitutional profffesor you could lead the class. todays word is tradgedy.
Mr. obama sates : I have an understanding of this word can any one use tradgedy correctly in a sentence.
girl raises her hand , Go ahead miss,
If our school bus fell over a cliff and burst into falames that would be a tradgedy...
Obama , " no that would be more like a horrible loss of life."
little boy raises his hand , go ahead, " If my daddy fell under the wheel of his tractor and it killed him that be a tradgedy?
Obama " no that would be a terrrible accident."
Little johnny raises his hand , If you ,mr trump , John Mcain and secretary kerry were in air force one and it was hit by friendly fire that be a tradgedy?
Obama yes and do understand why?
 Little Johnny , " well it wouldnt be a terrible loss and god knows that sure werent no accident............
 
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Q: Have you heard about Obama's new diet?
A: Apparently you just let Putin eat your lunch Every day

Q: What is the difference between Osama and Obama?
A: Just a little bs

Q: What is Obama's archenemy?
A: The Constitution

Q: Have you heard the new strategy to take down ISIS?
A: Obama is lending them his economic advisors.
 
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Nice jokes. seems right on your level. Good stuff
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

Nice jokes. seems right on your level. Good stuff

Does it make you cry when someone tells a joke about your favorite buddy Obama?
 
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Umm what?

I said nice jokes.

You really losing it that badly?
 
 
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Umm what?

I said nice jokes.

You really losing it that badly?
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