MichaelPaul and his buddy were in the woods hunting. MichaelPaul looked at him and said, "I've gotta take a crap."
His buddy said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap." MichaelPaul one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."
His buddy replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
MichaelPaul said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea! I'll use that!"
MichaelPaul left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes.
His buddy looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened?" MichaelPaul replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
MichaelPaul and his buddy were in the woods hunting. MichaelPaul looked at him and said, "I've gotta take a crap."
His buddy said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap." MichaelPaul one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."
His buddy replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
MichaelPaul said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea! I'll use that!"
MichaelPaul left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes.
His buddy looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened?" MichaelPaul replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
MichaelPaul decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" MichaelPaul says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."
So after the bear is done with MichaelPaul, MichaelPaul says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And MichaelPaul says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick." So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and MichaelPaul is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
MichaelPaul decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" MichaelPaul says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."
So after the bear is done with MichaelPaul, MichaelPaul says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And MichaelPaul says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick." So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and MichaelPaul is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
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Patricia Krentcil, New Jersey's notorious 'tanning mom' is accused of
taking her five-year-old daughter into a sunbed booth. Now new photos
have revealed what she looked like before she bombarded her skin with
ultraviolet rays. Pictured in her 20s, the cleavage-baring swimwear
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world of glamour modelling. The shots serve as evidence of how the
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past two decades.
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