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THE AGEING MANIPULATIVE MATRIARCH: Jerry Jones
THE ALL-AMERICAN BOY SEDUCED BY JUICY person: Andrew Luck and Colts offesnive line, repectively.
THE AMNESIAC COMING OUT OF COMA: Terrell Owens
EVERYBODY'S BACK-DOOR GIRL: Browns defense
IRRESISTABLE SURGEON: Tom Brady
UNDERCOVER HOT-DOG VENDOR: Mark Sanchez
THE AMNESIAC WHO DOESNT MAKE IT OUT OF COMA: Michael Vick
THE GRIFTER: Maurice Jones -Drew
TOKEN BLACK DRUG DEALER: Maurice Jones -Drew
THE PSYCHOTIC: Mike Shanahan (can also play grifter)
CHEATING PHILANTHROPER HUSBAND: Pete Carroll
RECOVERING SEX ADDICT: Rex Ryan
CELLMATE: Ohdamnican Suh
PRIEST WITH A DARK SECRET: Bill Belichek
STRIPPER WITH NO SECRETS: Chad Johnson
RETURNING P.O.W.: Adrian Peterson
TERRORIST CELL MASQUERADING AS DENTAL ASSISTANTS: Miami Dolphins
EVIL TWINS WITH AMBIGUOUS SEXUAL IDENTITYS: Manning Brothers
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS: Suzie Kolber and Joe Namath
MARRIED TEASE THAT WONT PUT OUT: Chicago Bears
FORMER NASCAR DRIVER ADDICTED TO PAIN KILLERS: Terry Bradshaw
hey remember when i told you guys when i got famous i'd take you with me?....i lied