> someone to fill a job
> opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found
> four people who
> were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four
> in and ask them
> only one question. Their answer would determine which of
> them would get the
> job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
> table, Jennifer
> asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
>
> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops
> into your head. There's no
> warning.
>
> 'That's very good!' replied jennifer. 'And,
> now you sir?', she asked the
> second man.
>
> 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that it
> ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
>
> 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an
> eye, that's a very popular
> cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man,
> who was contemplating
> his reply.
>
> 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall
> there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way
> out across the
> pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
> instant. 'Yep,
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> of'.
>
> Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought she had found
> her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of
> light,' she said.
>
> Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed
> the same
> question.
>
> Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
> answers, it's obvious
> to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
>
> 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
>
> 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day
> I wasn't feeling so good, and
> I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or
> TURN ON THE
> LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'
>
> BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
>
> You probably will think of this every time you enter a
> Wal-Mart from now on!