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It's so cold that...

Al Gore returned his Nobel Prize.

My dog is stuck to the fire hydrant with his leg in the air.

Four lawyers standing on the corner had their hands in their own pockets.



All right, let's have them "It's so cold" jokes.

Hit me with your best shot - Fire Away



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It's so cold here in Vegas that I had to wear a windbreaker while on the golf course this morning.
 
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Its a tit nipply out, brest we go inside.
 
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It was so cold...
my mail broke when I tried to pry open the envelope!
 
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It' so cold, I could cut glass with my nipples.
It's as cold as a nun's vagina on a Sunday morning.
 
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 It' so cold when I went out, my shadow froze to the sidewalk.
 
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It's colder than forty mother f**^ers out there.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by banans:

It's as cold as a nun's vagina on a Sunday morning.

Ann Coulter's is evenly as cold.

 
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It's colder than a well-digger's ass.
 
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Its so cold Roger Clemens is injecting hot soup in his ass
 
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Its so cold, I have to blame it on shrinkage. 
 
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Sorry, I'm from California, so gotta go with "how hot is it?"
 
It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking......
 
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it's so cold my nipples fell off
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Sorry, I'm from California, so gotta go with "how hot is it?"
 
It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking......

From Cali also.....

It was so hot,  I even saw the devil in the shade.

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