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Bking, the odds of you even being born were astronomical. Lucky for you (not the rest of us) that garbage was "fixed"
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bkingsrep | 5 |
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Agreed my man. Heat look like a solid play to me.
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mikeru3 | 341 |
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Paul George Excited About Clearance to Play
MIAMI (AP) When told by team doctor Pat McCrotch that he was cleared to play, Indiana Pacer guard Paul George was overjoyed. "Great news quack! Been living with two first names ever since I was born last week. It's tough doc. Being a single mom here in Dubai isn't easy. Now that I'm cleared to play though...means the world to my socks. Grab those cushions over there Patch Adams...we're building a fort yo! Where's floppy? Call my buddy doc! Does Shanghai have a sizzler?"
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mikeru3 | 341 |
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If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street
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If it's late at night, and I see a covers mod walking towards me, I'm not crossing the street. I'm simply chuckling knowing that he is out past curfew and will soon be grounded indefinitely. The spell books and plastic weapons will be taken away, but the wifi....these mighty warriors will always find wifi! Did the investment opportunity from my good email pal Mustafa finally come through? Any facespace likes on my idea of a Wonder Woman Panty Drawer Axe spray? NO?! Darn it! Welp, off to beat off to Wernher Von Braun's scene in October Sky and announce my presence with authority on Covers! BOWTRUCKLES!
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Raiderpug | 13 |
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Why? The douchebaggery is much more rampant outside of here. I've been locked up for years for typing a single word that some gays may or may not take offense to. But hey, if my sentence helps to keep just one of these poor mods that suffered from atomic wedgies as a youngster from shooting up a Starbucks at 7:30am on a Monday, then hey, I've done well.
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GOPHERNATION12 | 19 |
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...so why are they only 3.5-pt faves at home tonight? Yes, they suck, and yes, Davis is out, but four days ago they almost beat the Rox in Hou when the Rox were at full strength. Tonight the Rox are sitting Harden, Parsons, Lin, possibly others, and Beverly and Howard are not expected to see many minutes. So a primary lineup of Canaan, Tony Daniels, Robert Covington, T Jones and Motiejunas is going to stay within 3 of New Orleans? That's the Rox D-league team. Color me skeptical.
Plus, with Harden loves his strip clubs. With the next few days off, you just know he reserved a room at Rick's last night. How many of the above d-leaguers do you think went along for a taste of the good life? I dunno. Yeah, meaningless games are tricky, but this play makes sense to me.
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jimmythegreek | 1 |
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Stros now with seven starters hitting below .200. Comical.
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shrimp1958 | 34 |
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There is a high school team (Trinity Christian) here in Lubbock that could give Gillespie's humps a run for their money. Speaking of money, doubt there has been a more profitable play against in the nation thus far than Texas Tech. (look it up if you want, I don't care). Good luck in Austin boys. 18.5?!!!!!! Hilarious!
UT -18.5 is simply a no-brainer. Carry on.
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jimmythegreek | 2 |
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I like it. Like the player names as well.
Seydou Doumbia - makes me wanna go jet skiing Emmanuel Ebone & Emmanuel Kone - makes me think of Emmanuel Criqui. Yum. Jean-Jaques Gosso - makes me wanna go explore the ocean Souleymane - makes me wanna go play the skin flute Yao Kouassi Gervinho - makes me picture Yao Ming kissing the ass of a german hooker |
BIGfnPOO | 13 |
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All time heavyweight champions in Covers The P.B. is leading this site in 5 statiscal catergories ?
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What the fuck is "karisma?" Do they have schools up there in the Empire State? (That's New York by the way)
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BOOKYMAN65 | 26 |
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Astros' Starter Candid About His Past, Future Mike Rotchburns - HOUSTON CHRONICLE HOUSTON - On the eve of his fifteenth start of the season, Astros starter Bud Norris was extremely open about his, and his team's, performances thus far in the 2010 campaign. I begun by asking Bud to sum up his first half of the season. His response was more than truthful. "Well what the fuck you want me to say, Mike?! You've seen my starts for fuck's sake! My girlfriend's retarded grandma has as much business being out there as I do! What the fuck is my ERA these days anyways? The motherfucker probably has a comma in it! It'll probably only get worse too! Especially at that piece of shit little league park I have to call home! Print that shit, Mike!" When I asked if he might be frustrated by a possible lack of run support, Norris said, "Well shit Mike, I'd need ten or more runs when I start to have a chance at a win, and these limpdick fucksticks are lucky to put up ten runs in a fucking week! Our lone all-star representative this year [Bourn] is hitting two fifty-three! Two fucking fifty-three, Mike! What in the fuck does that tell you, Mike?! Tell me that! Sure the little shit steals a base now and again, but he still stinks worse than one of the female Biggest Loser candidate's panties after a summer afternoon workout with Jillian. Shit, they all do!" It was then that I pointed out that the team had won two of its last three and that with a decent start from him it could be three of the last four. "So that's what we're shooting for now, Mike?," Norris replied. "Three of the last fucking four?! That'd be like you coming home shitfaced one night Mike and trying to fuck your boyfriend in the ear. He'd scream and then you could say you were sorry but hell, the last three times you got it in the chocolate starfish! Real lofty goal there Mike." My talk with Norris continued as I pointed out that he'd never faced the Cubs and that maybe that was a positive thing. "Listen Mike," Norris began, "I hate the fucking Cubs as much as the next decent human being. That team, and their cock loving, retarded ass, bandwagon, shitheaded fans can all go eat a dick. We all know that anyone that claims to be a "Cubs fan" molests dead animals. Even goldfish. But the fact remains, I can't get anyone out. Hell, even that shitbrick ARamItInADeadDonkeysAss will probably get a couple of hits off of me. And I know that sack of shit catcher they have [Hill] is dying for another start because he knows I'll help his ass get above .200." "I know Randy Wells is a pantywaste and all, but let's face it, hes been a fuck of a lot better than me this year. Between my shitty pitching and my team's shitty sticks, I'd be shocked if we even keep this one close. Anyway, this interview is over. Fuck you, Mike!" CHC -138
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jimmythegreek | 3 |
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Here's the thing fuckkos: Ice Box won't get to run at :46 and 1:10 and 2 splits here. After crunching the numbers it looks like he ran the last quarter of the Derby in :25 and 2. He was passing horses that were walking at that point. I still like him, he def has to be in your exotics, but maybe we can beat him. Or at least surround him with value. GL all |
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yikes
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BOOKYMAN65 | 38 |
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The following is Houston's lineup tonight and their career numbers vs Z: Bourn .231 (3/13); Keppinger .192 (5/26); Berkman .147 (10/68); Lee .382 (21/55); Sullivan .750 (3/4); Blum .143 (5/35); Feliz .176 (3/17); Quintero .111 (1/9) Total = .225 (51/227) Take Carlos out of the equation (pitch around his ass) and now you're at .174 (30/172) Sidenote - Blum is making an EXTREMELY rare appearance at SS tonight so that won't help the Stros cause any either. GL
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Joey03 | 22 |
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Def like the play. Z absolutely owns every astro except for carlos lee.
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Joey03 | 22 |
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Quote Originally Posted by gore21:
it is a cat guys not a human no need for dramatics she can go tot he store and get a new one fail |
potter36 | 32 |
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Oh shit, perfect. I've got one. Frosh year of college I start dating this girl. It gets serious enough to where she wants to bring me home for a weekend and meet the fam (bout a three hour drive.) Well that first night me and the gf wait until about an hour after her parents had gone to bed to start fooling around. Long story short, dad walks in on us fucking and just goes apeshit on me. We were 18/19 years old for fucks sake, but his house, his rules, etc. I get it. Anyway the next morning this asshole starts barking at me that he wants MY parents phone number or he's gonna yank his daughter out of school and I'll never see her again. (Religious folks.) So I give him the number knowing that my parents won't give a fuck and he calls them! Bad mouths the shit out of me. On and on and on. At this point it's just comical. Later on when this guy is at work, I grab a phone book and pick the sleaziest sounding local motel I could find. Then I call him at work (his contact info was on the fridge) and ask for Mr. Morgan. This is he, blah, blah, and then I inform him that I'm Mr. so and so with the No Tell Motel (you get the idea) and that we have the credit card that he accidentally left there the other day. Mass confusion from him. Now the best part was that his wife's name was Billie. Could easily be a dude. So I say, I am speaking with Billie Morgan correct? A gold Wells Fargo card. Ohhhhh fuck... Shit hit the fan for a while there. Dude lost his mind. It was fucking hilarious. They eventually sorted things out (he got back home in about 15 seconds demanding to see her card) but holy fuck it was funny for a while. The gf was upset and confused and so of course I never said a word. It was just so awesome to see the steam coming out of that guy's ears. We didn't last much longer after that anyways. Worst blowjobs EVER. |
potter36 | 32 |
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Quote Originally Posted by gore21:
guzman was on the take Sure as hell looked like it. Shittiest effort to catch a ball I've seen in a long time. Tough loss, but in the spirit of Armando Galarraga, oh well, it's part of the game. |
jimmythegreek | 16 |
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Quote Originally Posted by gore21:
anyone who says they specialize on a certain team
Whatever you say fucko. Guzman muffs a fly ball to right that would've ended the game. Unfuckingreal! Nats shoulda won 4-3. Just...fucking...WOW! |
jimmythegreek | 16 |
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Quote Originally Posted by gore21:
the over should hit aswell Yeah, it should, but I'm prolly gonna stay away from it because of Paul Emmel being behind the plate. His unders are 6-3 this year and out of ALL the MLB umps, only Jim Wolf's pitchers have a lower ERA this year. (Emmel at 2.57.) Combine that with getaway day and a closed roof and I just think the Nats alone are the play. Of course Moehler is a whole different animal and could easily leave in the 2nd or 3rd inning down 8-0. We shall see. GL. |
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