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Posted: 1/12/2010 2:48:19 AM
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Posted: 1/12/2010 12:16:57 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by WiskyBadgers:

Let me dumb this down for you all.

$10 Parlay Louisville & Under

$10 Parlay Louisville & Over

Risking $20 to Win $26 vs. Risking $20 to Win $18 on straight wager.

Wow
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Posted: 1/12/2010 2:31:05 PM

lbcake just wondering what could be more epic then this considering this guys inability to do anumber of things.

When one considers a fail; let alone an epic phailee... one must look from every angle in his consideration of the event.

We have before us a man who has the easiest of mathematical systems to compute. Yet, he still fails to do the math correctly.Lets continue. You see, this man failed to do this not for a small ammount of time before realizing the simple math is off.He has done this for years.

Now on to exhibit B. Time passes by. This man goes about his business doing this elite counterstrike system which is raping the books. This man then decides.. after giving it another methodical breakdown just to make sure its leak proof;to post it on covers.

exhibit C. After people with brains bigger then a gerbils consume the text in which he displays one begins to question common sense if not anything else. So even after 98% of people tell him his system is corrupt he still has time to re evaluate things and save face by coming on here admitting he was wrong. Instead he blasts on all of us like we are the fools (lmao thats what made this thread great) still unable to see how dumb this theory is.

Thank you for your evidence and we will carefully take this into consideration as we are coming in with a verdict.

Ladies and gentlemen. We of the jury find the defendent WiskyBadgers NOT GUILTY by reasons of stupidity and ineptness at 3rd grade math.

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Posted: 1/12/2010 2:37:16 PM
Where are you???
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Posted: 1/12/2010 4:03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by TennisCapper:

Where are you???

 

same place id be if i did an ep1c phaillee of this magnitude. Inside his moms chevy lumina with a sock in the tailpipe

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Posted: 1/12/2010 4:06:52 PM
if you really think about whats funniest and downright said is.... you think the books didnt at least a couple times take notice to this weird betting 'system'. You know they had to laugh their fools off in the fact that only person he is tricking is himself. Im sorry its hard for me to let this one go considering all the circumstances. The whole I been doing this garbage for years that keeps getting me.
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Posted: 1/12/2010 4:42:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

 

same place id be if i did an ep1c phaillee of this magnitude. Inside his moms chevy lumina with a sock in the tailpipe

How do you post that emoticon?

There are so many times I want to use it, but cant remember how.

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Posted: 1/12/2010 4:47:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:

How do you post that emoticon?

There are so many times I want to use it, but cant remember how.

copy and paste

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Posted: 1/12/2010 5:01:34 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by WiskyBadgers:

This works for an online account.  Basically if you like a side, just make it a parlay with a total that has a 1/2 point on it. 

For example if you like Louisville -3 tonight and you were planning on betting $110 on Louisville to win $100.  Find any game with a total that has a 1/2 point on it.  Bet $50 parlay on Louisville/Under and another $50 on Louisville/Over.  You are guaranteed not to push on the total as long as you select a game with a 1/2 point on the total. 

If Louisville covers the spread, you will win one of your bets at 2.6:1 paying out $180.  You will lose the other $50.

Instead of wagering $110 to win $100, you have instead wagered $100 to win $130.

Take that online books!



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Posted: 1/12/2010 5:06:55 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by WiskyBadgers:

This works for an online account.  Basically if you like a side, just make it a parlay with a total that has a 1/2 point on it. 

For example if you like Louisville -3 tonight and you were planning on betting $110 on Louisville to win $100.  Find any game with a total that has a 1/2 point on it.  Bet $50 parlay on Louisville/Under and another $50 on Louisville/Over.  You are guaranteed not to push on the total as long as you select a game with a 1/2 point on the total. 

If Louisville covers the spread, you will win one of your bets at 2.6:1 paying out $180.  You will lose the other $50.

Instead of wagering $110 to win $100, you have instead wagered $100 to win $130.

Take that online books!

Priceless.

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Posted: 1/12/2010 6:21:30 PM

i would respect him if he pulled a McGwire...

apologized and came back and said he was wrong

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Posted: 1/12/2010 6:36:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by WiskyBadgers:

Let me dumb this down for you all.

$10 Parlay Louisville & Under

$10 Parlay Louisville & Over

Risking $20 to Win $26 vs. Risking $20 to Win $18 on straight wager.



OMG!

$10 Parlay Louisville and UNDER
$10 Parlay Louisville and OVER

If Louisville Loses, you lose $20.
If Louisville wins:

Winning Parlay wins $26
Losing Parlay Loses $10.

Your Profit is $16.

You just risked $20 to make $16.

Is it any wonder why sportsbooks are so profitable with people like this betting?

We have an early contender for 2010 Thread of the Year!

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Posted: 1/12/2010 6:51:01 PM
I couldn't stop laughing when I read this thread from beginning to end.  I promise you there won't be a funnier thread this year.  I've been doing this for years is an instant classic.
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Posted: 1/12/2010 7:55:22 PM

please never spawn any children

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Posted: 1/12/2010 11:00:45 PM
Jay your post pretty much sums of this whole thread
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Posted: 1/13/2010 9:55:29 AM
no way this guy comes back. he feels like a total idiot. man up buddy
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Posted: 1/13/2010 10:26:00 AM
whiskey only way to dig yourself outta this is to come forward. If you do i can personally vouche for covers when i say we show leniancy for senior citizens.
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Posted: 1/13/2010 11:45:00 PM
This guy was on dope i'm sure when he wrote this!
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Posted: 1/14/2010 1:29:23 AM
no i just think hes like 90 years old.
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