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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:06:07 AM

with all due respect     in the style of:

nropp                    

                 Housatonic Dirt Daubers vs. Scoharie Mule Deer

          Although the Wampanog Valley Conference is not my general sphere of expertise, it isn't exactly unfamiliar to me as I attended elementary school directly across the river from the gym where this game is being played. A few things about this gym: the alleuvial deposits from millions of years ago are shifting daily in geological strata and have caused over its 74 year life a certain flaw in the south end of the wooden floor of the basketball court which has a critical effect on jumpshots. Let me backtrack here a minute. A few days ago I was in my library reaching for the book of offensive schemes pertaining to this game and mind you my shelves are 18 feet high as the room is vaulted cathedral and in order  to reach the highest shelf I have to mount a 10 foot step-ladder. As I climbed I could see clearly through the large fixed window leading out to the meadow  where this time of year the snow is melting and I caught sight of the tents. Now listen I know you all at Covers respect my abilities  and my wife and I deeply appreciate the fruit baskets and Target gift cards, but there is only so much fruit and cheap clothing we can consume. Please respect our privacy.

Anyways before we examine the Mule Deer's special penchant for several zones of D layered by small pellets that have no real smell but are slippery to the touch let me continue the investigations which led me to the conclusion that a certain curve in the earth's surface connected to the months where a full moon occurs twice has a tendency to skew jumpshots. The following numbers bear this up, each is the varied degrees of the curvature per day of the month (in percentages)

1.2, 2.2, 3.2, 1.56, 2.66, 1.8, 3.2,2.1.4.3 and finally 5.44

I believe these variances lead to an excellent chance the Dirt Daubers  can score at will, providing they don't slip up on the pellets left by the Deer forwards. If they can avoid bunching up in dirty clumps which look like the holes pancakes make when fully cooked but much darker  and more dusty, I believe the Daubers have not only a chance at covering but winning this game  as well as leaving nests behind which their offspring can enjoy for years to come.

Housatonic Dirt Daubers  +4

please  no more fruit rolls either   nothing with a hint of fruit ok?

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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:06:44 AM
PLEASE refrain from commenting while i work up  train69  thanks
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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:20:02 AM

in the style of train69

 

cincy -3

minny + 4

indy -2

zona 1st half points under 32  1/2

zona 2nd half points over 33

zona ML

houston  -22

oregon  over 44

mizzou -3

mizzou ML

MIZZOU GAME OVER 78

future bets:

mizzou to win 2013 ncaa   +2300

mizzou to colonize mars  -120

john mayer to bone miley cyrus in 2013  -150

field to bone miley cyrus -270

 

round robin  $30 to win $6,788

mizzou ML, SEATTLE runs over 6. tampa bay over 3, croatian goat chase under 5 mins. (no action if goat survives or seems interested in attention)  bayer-munchen gaols  .0003

 

pork futures

$5  pork and chicken livers (under for week of 3/24)

penny stocks:

asian rift    IUDDS   over .0003  per share   (genetic alterations)

republican presidential candidates:

ron paul  +3000

billy ray cyrus +200

exumed body of ronald reagan  -120

 

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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:20:44 AM
hold on i got  boom boom in the pipeline   gonna be good
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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:48:16 AM

in the style of Boom Boom:

 

                     Ten Things You Should Have Learned By Now

1. Alright  MEN !!!!   Time to get a damn grip. I went 45-2  last month and some of you suckers are astill complaining I missed an opportunity with Tennessee. What the hell kind of nonsense is that ????   If any of you haters out there had half a NUTSACK ....  hell  i got room for you on mine, yeah  c'mon over   we got trailer hook ups and everyhting  you whiners.....we'll call it NUTSACK VILLAS   yeah   but no open fires ok???

2. Kentucky is an awesome DAMN basketball team. I dont care much for basketball because MY CLEMSON TIGERS dont usually kick much butt in that field   but i would go to war with these Kentucky players,  hell   I say  give me the 5 starters  and a few bench players and we go over to Iran right NOW    and straighten out this damn nuclear stuff........oh well   I'm  just saying this team is for real is all.

3. Dont like rudeness at football games. Took my family over to an away Tigers game  and some guy behind me  spills a beer down my neck. And they say white boys can't jump. He's probably still poking around the ozarks somewhere by now...hell  if anyone sees him  tell him the directtions to>>>NUTSACK VILLAS!!!!

4, 5  6  7 8  9 10.  This guy Rovin is loco, but not bad people. Really. Hey shiftwerk will get to anybody I figure.

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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:49:24 AM
hold on i feel  big east expert coming........
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Posted: 3/29/2012 4:53:57 AM

BigEastExpert  (the fake)

minnesota  +3 

baylor+ 5    

florida gators  -4  

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:00:45 AM

BIgEastExpert  (real)

 

Gotta say  i JUST WALLOPED THE PISS OUTTA THAT FAKE DUDE.   

My record 44-3  

His  2-55  

I wish that were the end of it but his twitter account has been traced to a small ex-soviet republic  and inpenetrable to most legal actions. BUT    got word today  that about 6 months ago over there in I  believe its called ITSABULLASTAN  there was a peculiar siting of an asteroid clump   and several farm animals were found to be covered with a black slime  as well as an american tourist from las vegas...hmmmmmm....anyways  me and my covers buddy   SANDMAN 23  went over to investigate  and its a pretty long story  and complicated buit if you tune into my twitter i'll fill ya in,,...........anyways i ASSURE YOU   i am the BIG  EAST   EXP[ERRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:01:35 AM
MACWESTIE    YER NEXT   HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH   no posts  please
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:03:32 AM
hold on  i am friggin laughing here   gonna refill  and get after it   
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:23:49 AM

in the style of macwestie  

MACWESTIES PICKS    poops picked up this week  44

  today  I like  short and sweeeeeet @

couldnt make any picks today as the generator failed to start when we lost power in the Saskatchatoon power grid....had to    carefully around all the doggie mine fields in the dark over to the neighbors house to get some candles

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:24:30 AM
dont worry badlands  i got ya covered       bud 
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:33:07 AM

in the style of  badlands  (shoudnt there be like a drum roll here  or at the very least  like a searing guitar solo by tom morello?)

 

MARYMOUNT ARCHANGELS  - 2

THE GHOST OF TOM JOAD STATE    UNDER 6 ....    FEET

 

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:36:21 AM

WELL  i guess its thursday  huh?   

pertinent facts: it would seem since i stumbled home my current run is at 9-2   havent checked the bankroll  but  ya know what>>???   i just KNOW its friggin lookin good ...be back with some picks before  work tomorrow   hey....     lighten up  ok?

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:40:02 AM

comments welcome    whatevah

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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:51:19 AM

my heros   james joyce      hunter s thompson        

 

 

dont darn with me

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Posted: 3/29/2012 6:01:15 AM
cant believe i friggin wrote that in less than 2 hours    
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Posted: 3/29/2012 6:03:16 AM
took me an hour to figurwe out how to get italics
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Posted: 3/29/2012 6:25:12 AM
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:42:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Skipbone:

 

awwwwwwwwww    haters gone hate   you my friend  as they say./.....   GOT NUTHIN'

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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:58:16 AM

No, I think it was a good effort that got bogged down in self-congratulatory garbage.

Keep trying, but save the victory laps, junior.

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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:04:32 AM
great stuff- creative mind is  always appreciated around the ol forum 
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by nc1capper:

great stuff- creative mind is  always appreciated around the ol forum 

 

 

now why can't grumpy ole bone here get behind that kinda sentiment??

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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:48:43 AM
Rovin come back to the box you clown
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