A plane crashes deep in the Amazon. The only survivors are a British
Guy, A Mexican, and an American from the Bronx. The three are ambushed
by a local tribe. They are told that unfortunately they have trespassed
and are going to be put to death in front of the whole tribe. The only
benefit the Chief tells the three is that their skin will be used to
makes canoes and they will eat them.
The British guy says he wants to die with honor and takes cyanide.
The Mexican says that he wishes to be shot, so he is shot in the head.
Lastly the American says he wants a fork...
Then proceeds to start stabbing himself yelling Fuck your Canoes!!!!!!!!!
A plane crashes deep in the Amazon. The only survivors are a British
Guy, A Mexican, and an American from the Bronx. The three are ambushed
by a local tribe. They are told that unfortunately they have trespassed
and are going to be put to death in front of the whole tribe. The only
benefit the Chief tells the three is that their skin will be used to
makes canoes and they will eat them.
The British guy says he wants to die with honor and takes cyanide.
The Mexican says that he wishes to be shot, so he is shot in the head.
Lastly the American says he wants a fork...
Then proceeds to start stabbing himself yelling Fuck your Canoes!!!!!!!!!
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