if your phone lands in the toliet..

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Posted: 3/19/2017 4:57:02 PM
do you try to salvage it and use it again...


http://www.doctoroz.com/episode/body-shaming-whitney-thore-fights-back?video_id=4518142727001

dr oz did a twenty minute segment on just this dukie dilima....
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Posted: 3/19/2017 10:54:19 PM
now i am sure anyones first reaction is too save that phone..ok.


but do you really want to put that phone to your ear and really talk in it, ....
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Posted: 3/19/2017 10:56:22 PM
set up the senario you have your trusty phone in your top shirt pocket squat and do your buisness complete the project with the neccassary paper work stand turn look down at the endevor as you reach for the handle..
and it happens your phone commits to splash down.... hmmm lolol
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Posted: 3/19/2017 11:01:36 PM
Dropped my iphone in the bubble bath so many times Apple won't give me insurance for a year...
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Posted: 3/19/2017 11:16:58 PM
lolol those whirl pool phone free zones?
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Posted: 3/19/2017 11:36:03 PM

Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll.  Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home.  Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing.  I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them.  Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit.  From pizz to paradise. 
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Posted: 3/20/2017 10:34:57 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Was at a Jai Alai Fronton many years ago and had tapped out my $300 bankroll.  Went to the urinal to relieve myself before the long car ride home.  Guy comes in next to me and throws a fist full of tens, fives, and ones into his urinal and pisses on them before he leaves screaming and cussing.  I yanked them bills out of there, took them to the sink and washed and dried them.  Nailed a longshot trifecta and headed home with a $200 profit.  From pizz to paradise. 

Awesome story.  

I'm a dirtball.  I would have done the same thing.  
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Posted: 3/20/2017 1:21:53 PM
no problem digging money out of a toilet does not mean i will kiss it or hold it to my ear drum....
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Posted: 3/20/2017 1:41:48 PM
George Carlin and The fear of Germs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_s

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Posted: 3/20/2017 2:01:42 PM

hahaha.  Carlin was always my favorite.  Some many great ones have past.  Dangerfield, Kinison, Pinette for example.
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Posted: 3/20/2017 5:55:31 PM
i miss robin williams incredible talent...
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Posted: 3/21/2017 2:30:55 PM
............and if somebody calls you on that phone, and you don't want to talk to them, just tell them "I've got a sh*tty connection" and hang up......
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