If you have ever been told by a woman size doesn't matter.

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Posted: 1/10/2011 3:48:39 PM

 

 

 

 

 

Then you my friend have a small penis

Women say things like that to be comforting but those same women can't get enough of a guy who is packing.

You know how I know? Because I see the womens expression and hear what they say once they feel my rod for the first time.

 

Also a while back I was going out one night and was at a house with 6-7 women getting ready for a night out, I was the only guy there. Everyone was laughing and joking around when the subject of a particular guy came up that we all knew from the bars.

This guy makes a 6 figure salary and all women thinks this guy is fine as hell from what I have heard them say. He has been with alot of women and he screwed 3-4 of the women that were getting ready at this house getting ready at one time or another.

Wow I could not believe the things they were saying about this guy

One woman out of nowhere states "I am sick of people talking about him like he is all that! Dude has the smallest person I have ever been with, he may be 4.5 inches at best and its thin"

After she said that they all looked around in shock then burst out in laughter and agreement.

All of these women had a bonding moment basically high fiving and bashing this guy further. As a guy and just sitting there like a fly on the wall hearing the hilarious comments they had, made me glad I dont have that problem

And now when I see this dude out acting like he is a bigshot thinking he gets all the women, I laugh because I know what women really think about him. He is a big talker but I suppose he has to be because he has to make up somehow

 

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:11:58 PM

I know this guy at the gym who's got a small person but gets the finest pieces of behind because he's built.

Tough trade small person great body or big person with Ron Jeremy body.

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:17:25 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

I know this guy at the gym who's got a small person but gets the finest pieces of behind because he's built.

Tough trade small person great body or big person with Ron Jeremy body.

Seems to me you need to spend more time working out and less time taking showers in the lockeroom

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:18:08 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

I know this guy at the gym who's got a small person but gets the finest pieces of behind because he's built.

Tough trade small person great body or big person with Ron Jeremy body.

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:18:54 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

Seems to me you need to spend more time working out and less time taking showers in the lockeroom

thats why i dont take showers at the gym cuz people like him paranoid me haha
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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:23:56 PM

come on guys lets be a little more original, how about maybe he's a grower not a shower.

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:38:22 PM

I would classify myself as boringly average.  I was talking about this with a girlfriend once and she said, "trust me, a big person aint all that if they don'th have a clue what they are doing."  I've had others who have pretty much say the same thing.  I have talked to (but never have been with) gals who say they like size....but you never know if that's just B.S.

I was with 2 women back in my mid-20's who were far from virgins who had their first orgasm when we had sex.  (this is not a testament about me, but more a testament about how many guys could give a garbage about getting their gal off). 

One of them actually was a squirter.....didn't know what it was, of course, because they had never got off.  She thought there was something wrong.  We ended up having to wash all the bedding, but she didn't seem to mind. 

Trust me, chicks generally don't care if your person is in the half foot range if you can help them get their rocks off. 

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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:47:35 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

I know this guy at the gym who's got a small person but gets the finest pieces of behind because he's built.

Tough trade small person great body or big person with Ron Jeremy body.



Are you insinuating Salty looks like Ron Jeremy?...
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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:54:06 PM
I can assure you, I am no Hedgehog
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Posted: 1/10/2011 5:34:20 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:



Are you insinuating Salty looks like Ron Jeremy?...
Are you insinuating that Salty has a big person ?
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Posted: 1/10/2011 5:48:20 PM
He insinuated that...
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Posted: 1/10/2011 5:53:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by GetPaid25:

thats why i dont take showers at the gym cuz people like him paranoid me haha
He is a meat gazer
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Posted: 1/10/2011 5:56:32 PM
Size does matter. That's why you'll never see a 2 inch dildo.
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Posted: 1/10/2011 6:05:37 PM
Another SALTY Classic!!!
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Posted: 1/10/2011 6:20:23 PM
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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:13:43 PM

For those wondering where you fall in check out this article and see the results of a survey done by Trojan condoms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

I am going to set the over/over under at 36 for the number of guys who mesure their wang in the next 24 hours

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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:27:54 PM
salty nailed--you dont have personal knowledge of this fact do you buddy--lol
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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:30:45 PM

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I have never heard those words from a woman when she was talking to me

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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:41:12 PM

..............it's not the wand

 

 

 

....................it's the magician

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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:46:12 PM

So how many women have told you that SALTY?...lol

Oh maybe in your case how many men have told you that SALTY?...hihihihihi!

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Posted: 1/10/2011 10:49:13 PM

That would be zero

And if you read my thread about me dancing with a guy for the first time you would already know Homie dont play that

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Posted: 1/10/2011 11:18:30 PM

WHA, WHA, WHAT!!!!

but a mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length

 

 well above average here.....

funny thread..... 
I always figured from watching porno with those big person dudes banging girl that I was average. But then heard compliments so figured there waa lot of little person guys out there.  Now, I know....

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Posted: 1/11/2011 7:15:47 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

I know this guy at the gym who's got a small person but gets the finest pieces of behind because he's built.

Tough trade small person great body or big person with Ron Jeremy body.

 The army might of gave up the don't ask don't tell But us in Covers didn't

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Posted: 1/11/2011 8:14:27 AM
I have a big person but haven't been laid in months because I am broke and live in a shitty town so it doesn't do me much good. I would rather be rich and actually get box with a smaller person then know I have a big person and never be able to use it. Hopefully when I move things will change though. How can a girl know you have a big person until she actually sees it or feels it? I am to old to go to clubs and grind on girls anymore so without a girl actually having any contact with it they have no idea. They just see a broke loser and probably assume I have a small cock.
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