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Posted: 1/23/2010 1:28:46 PM
Wonder why Peyton Manning and his wife Ashley don't have any children? They've been married since 2001. I guess Peyton isn't allowed to reproduce, his offspring would be far superior to the rest of us and would eventually take over the world.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 1:32:24 PM
Who cares.  Maybe he doesn't want children.  Perfectly within his prerogative.  Too many people have children out of a sense of obligation.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 2:10:09 PM
Too many people have children out of a sense of obligation.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 2:29:00 PM
Maybe he is waiting till he is done with football, so he can spend more time with the kids. But, honestly, who freaking cares?
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Posted: 1/23/2010 2:30:28 PM
I'm surprised the guy is married.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:02:13 PM
being his wife must be hell. You have to know if they do anything he yells at her if she gets it wrong. 'I told you to put the pasta in the strainer then add the seasoning'.  And she better damn well know his audibles if he calls one.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:09:23 PM
Because Manning is smarter than Tiger.................
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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:27:57 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

Too many people have children out of a sense of obligation.

#1 i totally agree, there's too many human babies in the world already
#2 the link was freaking me out, i clicked it twice before i got "wise"
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Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Because Manning is smarter than Tiger.................

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being his wife must be hell. You have to know if they do anything he yells at her if she gets it wrong. 'I told you to put the pasta in the strainer then add the seasoning'.  And she better damn well know his audibles if he calls one.

Yeah especially when calling for a QB sneak in the bedroom.

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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:41:20 PM

I wonder if she's a full back?

Or a wide receiver?

Tight end?

One thing is for sure, you have to be able to pound it up the middle!

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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:46:43 PM
Peyton's wife

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Posted: 1/23/2010 3:59:03 PM
peyton is too busy watching game film for get laid
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Posted: 1/23/2010 4:19:05 PM
apparently , he's in the process of getting a divorce .. a friend from Indy told me this story..
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Posted: 1/23/2010 4:22:33 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Hawk:

I wonder if she's a full back?

Or a wide receiver?

Tight end?

One thing is for sure, you have to be able to pound it up the middle!

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Posted: 1/23/2010 5:19:59 PM
because he is smart
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Posted: 1/23/2010 5:46:07 PM
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Originally Posted by NJDevils:

because he is smart

This is the most bang on comment in this thread.

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Posted: 1/23/2010 9:38:06 PM
he's busy playing football.
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Posted: 1/23/2010 9:46:06 PM

Same reason Jeff Garcia doesn't

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Posted: 1/23/2010 10:15:24 PM
He's too busy blowing his load into cheerleaders and strippers.  By the time he gets home, he's all out of jam.
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Posted: 1/24/2010 1:23:02 AM
his wife is hot...i'll make babies with her if he doesn't.
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Posted: 1/24/2010 1:31:20 AM
He had his tubes tied?
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Posted: 1/24/2010 1:47:29 AM
He is still diagnosing the defense, He has been calling a audible since 01. 
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Posted: 1/24/2010 1:48:25 AM
He is not human !   
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Posted: 1/24/2010 1:57:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Jarrett75:

being his wife must be hell. You have to know if they do anything he yells at her if she gets it wrong. 'I told you to put the pasta in the strainer then add the seasoning'.  And she better damn well know his audibles if he calls one.

INDIANAPOLIS—According to sources close to Ashley Manning, wife of Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, the All-Pro's constant audibles on the playing field are mirrored in his intimately personal life, a fact that Mrs. Manning sometimes finds exasperating. "I mean, sometimes when we, you know, 'take the field,' and the 'formation' is all 'lined up,' and Peyton gets all set 'under center,' he will start barking out new signals," Mrs. Manning said. "Suddenly, it's 'Flip Right Hawk 62! Deuce Right, Waggle 15H Throwback C-Posts! Dice Right 218 person! Yes! Yes! Yes!' And I'm like, Peyton, we're at 'third and inches' here, honey. Please, just 'snap the ball.'" Mrs. Manning did note, however, that her husband was a remarkably talented "field general" with a "rifle arm" who "led the league" in "finding the end zone" last season.

 

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