Anyone else refuse to go down on their girlfriend

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NoseHair PM NoseHair
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:37:03 PM
Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
 
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room. 
 
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us.  I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse.  First thing I do when we've done friggin is wash my hands.
 
Anyone else have this issue?  I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
 
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving?  Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
 
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
 
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with.  She is hot and a cool chick, and the darn is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
 
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue?  If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl?  We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
Craig79 PM Craig79
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:41:47 PM


I don't know if this is a serious thread or not, but...

Consider making her take a shower before you guys are going to go at it.  I don't know how you can consider her "hot," yet refuse to go near her snatch.  Sounds like a major contradiction to me ...

As for me, I can't get enough of my wife's cooter.  Fresh out of the shower, and save dinner for another night
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:47:18 PM
It's called putting a clothespin on your nose.
Gene024 PM Gene024
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:49:00 PM
ive never had a girl with a stinky snatch, get a damn girl that knows how to take care of herself..
DjSlimNickel PM DjSlimNickel
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:53:52 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Gene024:

ive never had a girl with a stinky snatch, get a damn girl that knows how to take care of herself..

MRSARATOGA PM MRSARATOGA
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:55:54 PM
At 3 months in I would not bring it up yet (although eventually I would) but here is what you do when that occurs; 
Let's say you like Myers Rum like I do.  You say to her, "honey you know what I would love to do?", "I would like to spread myers all over your box and eat you. I think that would be the hottest thing for me".  I have done that in the past and the alcohol wipes all smell away and you enjoy it and so does she.  This works with J&B etc also.
 
My current girl is great. One of the 10% of the women in the world who squirts (thanks to an active Skene's gland) and it is great, no smell just great juices!!
NoseHair PM NoseHair
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Posted: 10/7/2008 9:56:01 PM
She's a clean girl.  They cant control how their snatch smells when it's wet.   Their natural scents are non negotiable with god.
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:04:25 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

She's a clean girl.  They cant control how their snatch smells when it's wet.   Their natural scents are non negotiable with god.

natural scents

VGPOP PM VGPOP
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:09:56 PM
Classic thread.
Gene024 PM Gene024
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:12:41 PM
saratoga- a squirter.. now that has to be interesting.. never had one of them yet..
Ap1Bfreetorun PM Ap1Bfreetorun
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:25:59 PM
Tell her as kindly as you can what the facts are.  Get her to douche with Massingill.  This will help keep her fresh down there.  Some women just smell bad, they have to be trained to wash it out.  I think that if you approach this with tact and skill you can overcome this problem.  I would think that twice a week should probably be enough.  She could always talk with her gyn about this, too.
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:29:49 PM
Wash it out with salt water........ 
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:32:00 PM
open it up and spray febreeze
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:32:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
 
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room. 
 
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us.  I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse.  First thing I do when we've done friggin is wash my hands.
 
Anyone else have this issue?  I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
 
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving?  Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
 
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
 
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with.  She is hot and a cool chick, and the darn is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
 
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue?  If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl?  We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.



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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:33:17 PM
Another little gem from NoseHair...
 
 
mtrudell PM mtrudell
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:35:22 PM
I 've had the same problem in the past NH, does she enjoy giving you head? If so, just 69 her & use your hands & tell her she turns you on too much & you can't conentrate, if not tell her you've fantacized about having a girl "Toss You Salad" and you would  down on her after she is finished, if she hesitates it all good, if she agrees you are F#@%ed. BOL 
Gene024 PM Gene024
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:37:49 PM
ouch a 69 would kill that literally going straight up the nose   
RickeM PM RickeM
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:40:06 PM
Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that guy over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:49:34 PM
She might have some kind of infection and dont know it.     Hell you could be eat up with an std right now.
 
Use my poison ivy cure real quick:
 
Bath tub full HOT water(scalding)
gallon of clorox
bottle of apple cider vinegar
epson salt
 
soak for 30 mins.........               Unwind a close hanger and let me know when your 30 is up
Aki_Berg_Fan PM Aki_Berg_Fan
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:50:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by RickeM:

Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that guy over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.

That is some funny garbage.

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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:53:55 PM
first off, i cant believe you guys think this is a serious thread.  Nosehair always starts these kinds of threads to see what kind of responses he gets.  Not bashin you nose, i find them very entertaining.

As for me, I eat box for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and some extra on the side for desert.  I actually love doing it, and the only girls that I have done it to have tasted fantastic.  gets my cock hard and ready to darn the garbage out of her. 

find a clean girl man, i seriously wouldnt be with a girl with a stinky snatch
mtrudell PM mtrudell
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Posted: 10/7/2008 10:55:47 PM
Sorry man, too many beers tonight. If those don't work tell her you have had cold-sores in the past and you don't want to take the chance of giving a beautiful girl like her any chance of giving her Herpes, she will appreciate your concern & probably tongue your scrotum if you ask her to.  
dennishopson PM dennishopson
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Posted: 10/7/2008 11:19:24 PM
It excuses nothing, but there are some girls that could put a garden hose up there full strength fortified by a rose resevoir, and it would make no difference. Their snatch is just going to reak......Shame sometimes, too, because I've been with a few fine behind great in the rack girls that went to doctors that said that there was nothing to be done about it.
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Posted: 10/7/2008 11:30:57 PM
I still had to walk. Can't handle rank box.....If you are too scared to bring your fingers up towards your head after having them down at the "Y" for the obvious fear that you'll both smell the limburger bush pie, it ain't worth it.
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Posted: 10/7/2008 11:34:57 PM
tell her to clean that garbage up pronto. Hygiene girl, go get some.
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