Vegas is now slowly receiving funds to handle the more crucial sectors of development. The Grand Canyon Tours have now partnered up with Ming Ching Pao Enterprises to bring in new Coaches and Coach Drivers with at least thirty seven days of highway driving experience, which saw four successful tours last week only resulting in two lane change collisions combined (both near the Hoover Dam). The Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay added in one more adolescent Great White (which sadly ended up devouring the venue's longest serving dolphin, "Tuffy" who was in the aquarium since 2011... R.I.P. Tuffy). Most importantly however, the Graceland Wedding Chapel has received adequate funding to install alters.
Today however, they are offering a sexy -125 line on the Cardinals as every tourist looks at the standings and it is obvious what Vegas is trying to do here. They are clearly finding a reason to be generous, as Independence Day Festivities are in action and every gambler is dressed in Red, White, and Blue at the casinos.
Meanwhile in San Diego, the City is experiencing a nightmare as many aquarium glasses have broken at the Seaworld and tourists are screaming in horror as they flee the Mission District while being chased by various sea creatures. Hector is with his mom and dad as he ventures off and gets pricked my a sea urchin (He was just recently chased by a Manta Ray in South Florida). He cries hysterically and runs away losing his parents.
"Donde esta mi hijo Hectorino!" yells his mother in dispair as she tries to find him.
Eventually, Hector finds his way to a 1999 Teal Ford Focus which he believes to be his father's, and walks into it. It turns out to be Laqueefa's, as she plans on taking Jrock's kids to Lego World. Jrock's kids are cussing in the backseat fighting over the Nintendo DSI, and nobody even notices hector sitting there during the whole ride to Lego World. It is only until they approach Fakooki's stand to buy the "Float and Goat" hot dog and ice cream soda special, that Laqueefa realizes she has paid for an extra meal.
" The hell dis kid come from? boy what I look like I got food stamps hanging from my braids? be gone!" yells Laqueefa, as she pulls Jrock's kids away from Hector.
In St. Louis though, everybody is celebrating peace and tranquility...as there are only 49 reported shootings in Ferguson today. Everyone is violently waving their confederate wife beaters as they climb the Gateway Arch to try and watch the game for free. Yadier Molina hits a homerun that reaches the arch and nearly knocks an overweight male in his late thirties off the top, but nobody cares because the entire city is cashing in on that easy Cardinals moneyline.
Vegas is now slowly receiving funds to handle the more crucial sectors of development. The Grand Canyon Tours have now partnered up with Ming Ching Pao Enterprises to bring in new Coaches and Coach Drivers with at least thirty seven days of highway driving experience, which saw four successful tours last week only resulting in two lane change collisions combined (both near the Hoover Dam). The Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay added in one more adolescent Great White (which sadly ended up devouring the venue's longest serving dolphin, "Tuffy" who was in the aquarium since 2011... R.I.P. Tuffy). Most importantly however, the Graceland Wedding Chapel has received adequate funding to install alters.
Today however, they are offering a sexy -125 line on the Cardinals as every tourist looks at the standings and it is obvious what Vegas is trying to do here. They are clearly finding a reason to be generous, as Independence Day Festivities are in action and every gambler is dressed in Red, White, and Blue at the casinos.
Meanwhile in San Diego, the City is experiencing a nightmare as many aquarium glasses have broken at the Seaworld and tourists are screaming in horror as they flee the Mission District while being chased by various sea creatures. Hector is with his mom and dad as he ventures off and gets pricked my a sea urchin (He was just recently chased by a Manta Ray in South Florida). He cries hysterically and runs away losing his parents.
"Donde esta mi hijo Hectorino!" yells his mother in dispair as she tries to find him.
Eventually, Hector finds his way to a 1999 Teal Ford Focus which he believes to be his father's, and walks into it. It turns out to be Laqueefa's, as she plans on taking Jrock's kids to Lego World. Jrock's kids are cussing in the backseat fighting over the Nintendo DSI, and nobody even notices hector sitting there during the whole ride to Lego World. It is only until they approach Fakooki's stand to buy the "Float and Goat" hot dog and ice cream soda special, that Laqueefa realizes she has paid for an extra meal.
" The hell dis kid come from? boy what I look like I got food stamps hanging from my braids? be gone!" yells Laqueefa, as she pulls Jrock's kids away from Hector.
In St. Louis though, everybody is celebrating peace and tranquility...as there are only 49 reported shootings in Ferguson today. Everyone is violently waving their confederate wife beaters as they climb the Gateway Arch to try and watch the game for free. Yadier Molina hits a homerun that reaches the arch and nearly knocks an overweight male in his late thirties off the top, but nobody cares because the entire city is cashing in on that easy Cardinals moneyline.
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