A lot of peeps are violently pounding the Padres in a manner so militant that Fakooki felt his Gyro stand rattle outside of Petco Park. While it was initially mistaken for a 6.5 earthquake, the theory was immediately debunked when the entire city held a parade for everyone who took Padres today.
I guess Jeremy Hellickson is just going to bend over and allow that deadly outfield to treat him like a pinata for kids pretending to be blind but not wearing blindfolds.
Meanwhile in the desert all the way from Glendale to Las Vegas, coyotes are running wild and attacking homeless folks and tearing holes in their sleeping bags. Dale, who has been on the streets of Tempe for awhile was attacked by an adult coyote for about twenty three minutes while four retired couples stood around and did not intervene. He tried to run but got caught in tumbledweed. He is slowly recovering in hospital at the moment.
In Vegas, the entire strip is in shambles, as not only are they dealing with the tumbleweed and coyote infestation, the MGM lions have been provoked (Keep in mind that they have not been fed in days because the funds of the MGM are being allocated to paying for the escorts and bet slips). One lion escapes to attack a coyote but accidentally swipes at a tourist, causing him to be in critical condition with a sprained index finger and a broken camera.
Back in San Diego though, there is a violent roar that can be heard very loudly from Tijuana as Matt Kemp hits his fourth grand slam of the evening. Another sea elephant escapes from the Sea World but no one cares because everyone is cashing in on that easy Padres Win.
A lot of peeps are violently pounding the Padres in a manner so militant that Fakooki felt his Gyro stand rattle outside of Petco Park. While it was initially mistaken for a 6.5 earthquake, the theory was immediately debunked when the entire city held a parade for everyone who took Padres today.
I guess Jeremy Hellickson is just going to bend over and allow that deadly outfield to treat him like a pinata for kids pretending to be blind but not wearing blindfolds.
Meanwhile in the desert all the way from Glendale to Las Vegas, coyotes are running wild and attacking homeless folks and tearing holes in their sleeping bags. Dale, who has been on the streets of Tempe for awhile was attacked by an adult coyote for about twenty three minutes while four retired couples stood around and did not intervene. He tried to run but got caught in tumbledweed. He is slowly recovering in hospital at the moment.
In Vegas, the entire strip is in shambles, as not only are they dealing with the tumbleweed and coyote infestation, the MGM lions have been provoked (Keep in mind that they have not been fed in days because the funds of the MGM are being allocated to paying for the escorts and bet slips). One lion escapes to attack a coyote but accidentally swipes at a tourist, causing him to be in critical condition with a sprained index finger and a broken camera.
Back in San Diego though, there is a violent roar that can be heard very loudly from Tijuana as Matt Kemp hits his fourth grand slam of the evening. Another sea elephant escapes from the Sea World but no one cares because everyone is cashing in on that easy Padres Win.
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