Awwwww....Laqueefa making duckfaces and sending them to Jrock again!
A lot of peeps are hammering Kansas City in a manner beyond royally hostile proportions as if the team has everything figured out huh? Ok guy, I guess those Indians are just going to forget about the playoff race and let the city of Cleveland build LeBron and Manziel monuments all over Progressive Field.
Factory workers in Cleveland are spotted throwing their Michael Brantley player Ts into Lake Eerie while... the Bone Thugs & Harmony perform on an artificial stage by the lake. The Lake Eerie lifeguard is seen purchasing a gyro from Fakooki's stand nearby as Bizzy Bone trips on a stereo cord and helplessly falls into the Lake gasping until his baggy clothes converge and form a flotation device strong enough to allow him to safely propel himself to the shore, but that ain't anybody's business.
Meanwhile, in Kansas City everybody is having a summer barbecue as they violently wave their confederate wife beaters above their heads when seeing that Billy Butler has hit his fourth homerun of the inning which hits and kills a raccoon on Interstate 70. Laqueefa and Bombqueesha have pawned off their new grills after losing their last bet, but have now taken up a loan for this one and headed down to Tiffany's to get new jewelry. Unfortunately, they are denied by security at the door because Missy Elliot has reserved the location for a personal shopping spree...they are told to come back after all the Royals victory celebrations are confirmed to be over by the Kansas City Fist Pumping Control and Safety Department.
In Vegas, nothing new occurs apart from the third hotel collapse due to excessive headboard banging from all of the free escorts being handed out with this free play. Other than that, nothing else besides Phandi Haquoon hiring unqualified cooks for all of the free buffet food being handed out also with the plays. Other than that, nothing else besides tumbleweed getting tangled with tourists because of all of the coconut lotion from the streets and Vegas prepares to get barebacked again in a sensual coconut scented manner.