A lot of peeps are violently pounding the Angels runline with that scrub Joe Saunders on the mound huh? I guess Mickey Mouse and every other mascot from the Magic Kingdom will cast a spell on LA bats to hit at a flawless average tonight while Texas continues to battle Houston for second last in the division.
Disneyland is offering free babysitting services for kids while their parents are off to Vegas to take advantage of this line as well as the complimentary escorts upon check-in at the MGM. A random nomad finds himself wandering through the desert and into the Oasis where he decides to check in at the MGM (thinking it was some raggedy hostel). He checks out of the hotel the following morning in fury as he writes a complaint letter on the satisfaction form (of which he requires an additional loose leaf sheet of paper attached to the form due to his endless list of complaints). The first complaint reads:
"I did not get any sleep last night as I was disturbed by a combination of two sounds: excessive headboard banging and periodic increases of volume from the stereos blaring Barry White. I was not satisfied with my stay and would like a refund."
Meanwhile dust falls off the cowboy hats of the men in Texas as they two step their way into the roadhouses to watch the game, only to realize that they missed Mike Trout hitting for the cycle in the first inning (in which the homerun hit Aladdin off the magic carpet near Space Mountain. He fell and injured two children and a 16 year old emo babysitter). Jrock's kids start crying on the roller coaster as a genie lamp flies through the track nearly derailing the cart, while Bombquesha tries to soothe them by singing Alicia Keys. Her voice is muffled by her oversized Chamillionaire Edition grills, and this puts the children in even more distress. Fakooki creates Mickey Mouse shaped Gyros of which only Palestinian kids are drawn to, and eventually, Officer Smith intervenes and suggests that he relocates his gyro stand to another location preferably outside of Orange County. Three kids are rushed to hospital after being diagnosed with an allergy to goat meat, but nobody cares because the rest of Disneyland are violently waving their capes above their heads as the Angels extend the lead to 26-0 in the third inning.
A lot of peeps are violently pounding the Angels runline with that scrub Joe Saunders on the mound huh? I guess Mickey Mouse and every other mascot from the Magic Kingdom will cast a spell on LA bats to hit at a flawless average tonight while Texas continues to battle Houston for second last in the division.
Disneyland is offering free babysitting services for kids while their parents are off to Vegas to take advantage of this line as well as the complimentary escorts upon check-in at the MGM. A random nomad finds himself wandering through the desert and into the Oasis where he decides to check in at the MGM (thinking it was some raggedy hostel). He checks out of the hotel the following morning in fury as he writes a complaint letter on the satisfaction form (of which he requires an additional loose leaf sheet of paper attached to the form due to his endless list of complaints). The first complaint reads:
"I did not get any sleep last night as I was disturbed by a combination of two sounds: excessive headboard banging and periodic increases of volume from the stereos blaring Barry White. I was not satisfied with my stay and would like a refund."
Meanwhile dust falls off the cowboy hats of the men in Texas as they two step their way into the roadhouses to watch the game, only to realize that they missed Mike Trout hitting for the cycle in the first inning (in which the homerun hit Aladdin off the magic carpet near Space Mountain. He fell and injured two children and a 16 year old emo babysitter). Jrock's kids start crying on the roller coaster as a genie lamp flies through the track nearly derailing the cart, while Bombquesha tries to soothe them by singing Alicia Keys. Her voice is muffled by her oversized Chamillionaire Edition grills, and this puts the children in even more distress. Fakooki creates Mickey Mouse shaped Gyros of which only Palestinian kids are drawn to, and eventually, Officer Smith intervenes and suggests that he relocates his gyro stand to another location preferably outside of Orange County. Three kids are rushed to hospital after being diagnosed with an allergy to goat meat, but nobody cares because the rest of Disneyland are violently waving their capes above their heads as the Angels extend the lead to 26-0 in the third inning.
He's saying Angels is the public or obvious choice but to ignore this and go with the Rangers. I remember someone else earlier in the season had the same kind of writeups so not sure if this is his alias
He's saying Angels is the public or obvious choice but to ignore this and go with the Rangers. I remember someone else earlier in the season had the same kind of writeups so not sure if this is his alias
Yes that was me. On another note, the kids are recovering (slowly, but surely). The 16 year old emo girl suffered from mild piercing injuries from the impact of Aladdin's fall.
Yes that was me. On another note, the kids are recovering (slowly, but surely). The 16 year old emo girl suffered from mild piercing injuries from the impact of Aladdin's fall.
Yes that was me. On another note, the kids are recovering (slowly, but surely). The 16 year old emo girl suffered from mild piercing injuries from the impact of Aladdin's fall.
Thank God! And to think I used to get sick on the rides...... especially the Ferris wheel. The people below me had it coming!
Yes that was me. On another note, the kids are recovering (slowly, but surely). The 16 year old emo girl suffered from mild piercing injuries from the impact of Aladdin's fall.
Thank God! And to think I used to get sick on the rides...... especially the Ferris wheel. The people below me had it coming!
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