|By sheer odds, you'd think EVENTUALLY one of these b*stards would clue in and walk the straight and narrow. Nobody is asking you to apply for Sainthood, but how about JUST NOT GETTING ARRESTED?
Posted: 4/29/2017 9:45:04 AM
COULD YOU DO THAT, BROTHER?
Incredibly, there are players that manage not to have a DUI, children with one woman (some even marry them, how quaint), not have a posse, but friends. Don't have to be a rap star on the side. Date a Kardashian, hold out after signing a contract, etc.
How about, just play football? And get paid well above minimum wage to do it. You'll stay in the league a lot longer, and we all know what that means. If you don't know, ask your agent. Oh, BTW, make sure your agent isn't your cousin, too, um-kay?
Good Luck, Bengals