A few years ago, Snowstradamus left out on a mission, and that mission was to bring his legions of fans not only fortune through his critically acclaimed foresight into everything that is NFL football, but to do it in a way that made them feel loved, and appreciated. To let them know, that while the country may be in turmoil, and that it's starting to look like they are going to have to choose between and old bag of insincere wind, and a billionaire who can't afford hair plugs, that I, your beloved golden goose, the man responsible for easing the tensions between you and your hypothetical, threatening phone call placing bookie am officially throwing my hat into the ring for the Presidency. Now I know what you're all thinking, "Snowstradamus, how on earth can you pick football games and be the most powerful man in the world in your spare time?" That's a very valid point minion, but don't you worry your silly, sucker bet making head.
My Vice president, will be there to make sure everything is running smoothly, and by smoothly I mean he'll be gassing up Air Force One and waiting on me hand and foot like the servant he is. By now you should know that by Vice President I mean Bowes. Because, of course there are people more qualified to be my VP, but nothing will make me happier knowing he's waking up every morning, and as soon as he opens his eyes, he's reminded he's #2. Because make no mistake about it, I am George Washington, I am the leader of the revolution, Bowes it but a footnote in history, I'm the one that will have his painting hanging in the Smithsonian, children learning nursery rhymes about my early childhood, hell they might even build me a few monuments. Assuming technology is finally good enough to cut a perfectly symmetrical face out of bronze. Anyway, this season will be the same as last,yes I'm going dominate Bowes again, but that's a given. In the first week we will share our superbowl picks, along with three NFL games for the weekend.
My Super Bowl pick is is the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers is going to have an all time great season.
Oakland +3
I'm expecting David Carr to take another step towards "Semi-Elite" today.
Giants +6
Giants are going to hit the ground rumning, they've got alot to prove, and Eli Manning has a brand new, shiny contract to live up to
Cleveland +3
Josh McCown is not a bum. I'm going to keep chanting this