Posted: 9/9/2012 8:14:49 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheFootball77:
winnipeg_pimp--- Buffalo? you say Buffalo---is gonna rank higher than the Jets? just saying Buffalo makes me think of marshmellows in a jar--- that team doesn't even know if it will stay in the United States, and you think they will beat the Jets? the friggin New York 9-11 J-E-T-S- friggin Jets?
The Jets didn't go to the playoffs last year because Ryan was getting used to smaller portioned meals----have you ever been really hungry, had no food at home---felt like indulging so you quick called Olive Garden and got a Riggatoni Alfredo with extra sauce and warm garlic bread--and had to get those warm sugar coated donut dunkers with warm chocolate or raspberry sauce for dessert---
ready to go pick it up---you can't find your friggin car key---you stay cool at first so you don't sweat start slamming garbage again---30 minutes go by--couches that stole from you before start getting kicked and flipped over------
...thats the point that Rex Ryan is at right now---he's gonna start kicking couches over on the fat patriots--start eating..no devouring--- those marshmellow buffalo bills in a jar---at the end of week 1, when they hand out the first victory football to the MVP of the game---Rex Ryan, mid chew after 7 minutes of complete zombie like eating by the entire Jets organization, where you heard nothing but the chews and natural sounds a guy makes when finding food again as for the first time-
so--Ryan stops midchew--the place comes to a death still--Rex's chew was so loud, that when he stopped, it was more alarming a silence then any bootcamp horn could dream of ever owning--
..at the exact same moment-- everyone in the room turns their head to him, like perfect soldiers--silently he says--midchew with fluff all over his face and hands--little white islands on his green shirt and on his shoes and hat, and under his shoes--
--Ryan's eyes are more red than a lion making a closeup kill on the discovery channel--
sweat dripping down his neck rolls, even a vein became momentarily visible ever couple seconds----
revis--then everyone in the room---chants his words--
then sanchez says--- but Rex! the heavy cavalry have never been beaten!
"we;ll make spears, dozens of them, out of steel next week--and when week 3 comes, we filet and fry fresh fish"
.."MISH" grumbles Revis---"Meeeeeeshhhhhh" says