Has anyone ever had the balls to ask a woman this?

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MakeSumCake PM MakeSumCake
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Posted: 2/22/2012 1:57:06 AM
That chick in the orange slim bikini with that big behind is my type.
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:58:35 AM
As my Sage once told me... 'Beauty is only a light switch away'

Of course he'd bang anything that would let him

As for fat chicks...ummm...I've hit one that prob. no garbage weighed over 220lbs...pretty face but it was just a drunken, hole and a heartbeat deal... twice.

Hey fatties need luvin' too...
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:05:59 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:

That chick in the orange slim bikini with that big behind is my type.

Guy at work is the same way.  Likes 'em thin up top with a bubble butt.  

BTW, one of the best pussies I ever tasted belonged to a gal who was a little chunky.  And she gave excellent head.

Sure, some have bad hygiene.  But to group them all in that category?  
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Posted: 2/22/2012 2:15:58 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:

That chick in the orange slim bikini with that big behind is my type.

that is one big behind
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Posted: 2/22/2012 2:21:31 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by nuggins:

As my Sage once told me... 'Beauty is only a light switch away'


Of course he'd bang anything that would let him

As for fat chicks...ummm...I've hit one that prob. no garbage weighed over 220lbs...pretty face but it was just a drunken, hole and a heartbeat deal... twice.

Hey fatties need luvin' too...


You know anther good thing about fatties.

I took a good looking thick girl one night from the bar and banged her about half dozen times.
Ran into her about a year later and she had lost 35 lbs

I could not believe how good she looked


And we got back together and I had her on the side for a couple more years. I had scored major brownie points with her she said because she always remembered I was one of the FEW guys she knew that was nice to her back then and made her feel pretty even though she was a little heavy.

Being nice to all women and making them feel good pays off in the end
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Posted: 2/22/2012 4:56:00 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

I cant believe what just happened 
So I was doing my thing,  grinding my person on my bed sheets, while gently rubbing my nips for extra pleasure... the thing is, I wasnt watching porn this time. I was listening to a youtube vid of some chick whispering/role playing about sex. garbage was raw. I just did my thing and listened while imagining myself friggin this fine girl.
But then I dont know what happened, all of a sudden I just lost control of myself. I started doing weird garbage like putting my pillow in my mouth and breathing hot air onto it. My hips started moving in weird ways I could never duplicate.  My eyes started shifting all rapidly n garbage. I didnt know what was going on. When the video was about to end I let off the most amazing, longest lasting nut ever and when I was busting I was like growling n garbage and I was now biting the pillow. It felt like I had 10x the nerve endings in my person or something.

Soon after I was done, I regained control of myself but I was freezing cold.  I tried getting up to put the triple-sock in my dirty clothes hamper but as soon as I stood up I got a little light headed and my legs pretty much gave out. I ended up manning up after a couple of minutes and putting m triple-sock away, but now I have this tingling/tickling feeling inmy lower back that feels kinda good, but its uncomfortable. Its the same feeling you get when someone is breathing on ur neck or something. 
What the darn happened to me? and what the darn is going on? 



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Posted: 2/22/2012 5:34:48 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Hell yeah, I lick hot chicks fool, it’s like campbells soup, mmm mmm good. You have to get super hot chicks with proper hygiene and preferably, chicks that just got out of the shower before you go there but yeah it’s pretty fuckin sweet. Lick both holes at the same time and darn her doggystyle and just lick it and darn it. When you feel the urge to blow your wad just stop and lick both holes and then continue. Spreading hot chicks behind cheeks and seeing the beautiful pink/brown-eyed fool staring at me with those puss lips all wet and licking them till my jaw hurts is a beautiful thing. The girl go crazy.

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