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Posted: 3/20/2012 5:13:03 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by mooz1:

I was on vacation in Vegas staying at Paris. Lots to drink and playing the slots . I hit a jacpot of 1900+. 30ish blond lady started chatting with me and telling me how lucky I was and how unlucky she had been and that she lost all her money. Then she asked me for some money. Drunk as I was I told her she has to work for it . She gets serious and said $300. I said ok let us go to my room. As we were going to my room on the 25th floor she told me she is married and never done this before. We got to my room and I asked her if she had a condom. She said she didn't have the need to carry condoms and like she told me she was married. With the drink and all I didn't care. So we just proceeded having intercourse. She was urging me to hurry up and finish but mine wasn't ending, I just kept going and was enjoying it. After a while she goes OH garbage < OH garbage... I said what happened ...and she says I came I came...I just kept pumping and enjoying it. She said hurry up...I said ok ok but I wasn't even close.

After a while she goes with her Oh garbage again......OH garbage OH garbage >>>OH garbage.....what is wrong I asked her . She said she came again. I said that is good isn't it ? why are you mad ? She says I already told you I am married..I don't do this stuff I am doing it because I lost my money. I don't cheat on my husband and I don't want to orgasm with anybody else than my husband...that is cheating emotionally and I don't want to do that to him.  So she was threatening to leave if I didn't finish quick. I was so into it I didn't want her to leave before I finished. So I closed my eyes, focused , increased the tempo and was able to finish. Felt bad for her and gave her another 100. Casino money anyways and I was happy.



Best part of the story!!

Having another man stick his cock in you isn't cheating on your husband, but having an orgasm is. Awesome!!!!

You, sir, win this thread.
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Posted: 3/25/2012 7:34:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by jackjaffee:

Story sounds made up.  Haven't been to the OG in years, but unless something has drastically changed, they always had cabs outside waiting no matter what time you left that place.  It wouldn't even cost you that much to get back to Venetian or the IP either.

I was at OG's for 3 straight nights a few months ago and left each night between 6am and 8am and there were cabs in front every time...so there is never anytime you can't get a cab from OG's...BTW...that is by far the best strip club in Vegas...I fucked some Brazilian chick when I was there...but that is a whole other story...
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Posted: 3/28/2012 6:23:48 PM
Headed out next month for a bachelor party - 14 guys - haven't been in a year.  Is Rhino still the best strip club?  How is Cheetahs these days?  There was a lot of filth last time i was there; I feel like they are little more "lax" on the rules in there.......
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Posted: 4/7/2012 11:41:34 PM

ill be there may 1st, wanna drink,gamble, person and shoot guns......... any other things to do for fun? any advice?

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Posted: 4/10/2012 2:33:30 AM
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Posted: 5/7/2012 5:50:39 PM

Just stumbled onto this thread. Hysterical stories, fellas.

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Posted: 6/24/2012 11:03:54 PM
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Posted: 6/25/2012 9:36:06 AM
hell if your winning at the BJ table and have a few black chips the hookers come right up to you!!!!
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Posted: 7/16/2012 5:10:07 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ChanceP:

 

About 10 years ago I went to Vegas with my mother and sister. I was like 21 or 22 at the time. I ontentioally got my own room cuz I wanted to party HARD. Anyways, I got a room right friggin next door to my mom and sister which I  wasnt too thrilled about but whatever, it didnt stop me from being a hooker back to the room about 4am.

 

To make a long story short we were on like the 25th floor of the hotel and it had a nice balcony. The hooker acts as if shes never been so high up in a hotel so she decides to walk out onto the balcony butt naked and admire the view. Now this is not a fancy hotel by any means so all the balconies on the same floor are all wide open for each other to see. I remain lyin in bed and all of a sudden I hear her talking to someone outside and Im ike "what the darn." She comes back in and Im like "Who the darn were you talking to?" She says, "Oh, just some nice lasy next door to the left". HUH?????????????? Now im just BEGIING it was my sister and not my mom. So I say, " was she like 20 or like 50??. She says, "definitely 50". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

To this day my mother has still never said anything


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Posted: 8/7/2012 11:36:26 AM
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Posted: 8/12/2012 11:24:14 PM
How do you quote someone with blue box? I hit quote, and it refreshes page but nothing in my message box. Thanks folks.
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Posted: 8/12/2012 11:59:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by animals26:

How do you quote someone with blue box? I hit quote, and it refreshes page but nothing in my message box. Thanks folks.



look down on message and then type after
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Posted: 10/12/2012 12:08:43 AM
This is the funniest thread I have ever read.
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Posted: 10/12/2012 2:34:54 PM
Ithought this might fall victem to the house-cleaning Covers.com did for the advertisers.
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Posted: 10/30/2012 10:11:15 AM
Tho my buddies find this funny, being that y'all are strangers some of y'all might just find it gross. So warnin in advance, skip reading unless you're my generation's age in which case you'll be fine (kids of the 80s/90s, older crowd not as immune to such explicit stuff). Also, if you're a guys who get all angry and homophobic easily, just skip (nothing guy but the uptights may see as such).

Anyways, I just got home from Vegas yesterday. My 19 year old brother and I are marines and we both had some free time we decided to go to Vegas together. We ended up at Cheetah's late night and my brother quickly had a chick who was getting off to go back to our room with him. We're both very lucky growin up corn-fed southern "yes mam/no mam" guys and bein from a small town all we would do is manual work, wrestle, weight lift, football, etc so luckily either our personalities, accents, or looks guarantee any girl we wanna take home. We had a handful of Cheetah's who were very upfront about wanting to go back with us and darn and wanted no money. By now it was like 430 AM and I'd been drinking like 15 hours after long drive to airport and two planes to get to Vegas and I was over it and just wanted to go to bed so I politely refused knowing that I could have sex the next night. I got in bed and my brother and this girl start having sex and I put my face down on the bed and a pillow over my head. Soon even though I did my best to drown out the noise, he was friggin so hard I couldn't escape the noises. She was wailing like a banshee, I heard every smack of his groin hitting her backside, and every pump of his penis in her soaking gushing box. Im a big voyeur and exhibitionist so I enjoy watching couples bang live or getting watched while I bang more than anything else. Therefore, I rolled over and watched a while but I was getting so horny that I grabbed some cash and went to play cards to get away from it. I regretted not takin a chick home but didn't want to cab it back to Cheetah's and pay entry and talk to chicks etc. But playin cards, I met a kid also in his early 20s who was in the armed services too so I wasn't shy to ask him if he knew the quickest way to get a girl at 530am. He told me about this hooker he'd met earlier that night 19 and petite but he didn't want to pay the 400 she was asking for. I told him if she was cool with it, we could both throw in 200. She said yes and we went to a hotel right down the street where she was staying and we both went into her room to do what would be our first threesome that wasn't with two girls and a guy but two guys and a girl and being a voyeur, I was excited I could be so close up this time and watch them go at it from any angle I wanted to and on my turn, I could show off the exhibitionist side of me and darn like a porn star. When it actually came down to it tho, the two of us were nervous and didn't know how comfortable we'd be. We went to the bathroom together and were all, "Ok you hit the lights then get under the covers and kiss her and while you two kiss, I can get undressed and on the other side." Then we started worrying, "Wait, should we have a code word for if she has us get too close and one of us should break?" and we went on a while. Probably 20 minutes with concerns like that. The girl came and got us and said, "Either you two get naked and let's start this or I want to go to bed. I don't know what the problem is." We were relieved cuz in the threat of losing the chance with such a hot girl, we both dropped drawer right there and she got on her knees in the middle of us and grabbed our person in her hands and went back and forth sucking them. Soon, we were taking turns pounding her while the other watched and this chick was enjoying two big person so much she started cumming buckets every few minutes soaking the two of us and two hours or more passed and she didn't seem to care about the clock anymore. The other guy and I decided we were ready to juice and she layed on him so he could get it in the front and so I could put it in the rear. I spit on my person and put it in her butt and we start pumping in and out of her furiously and I told her, "Ok I'm going to juice." I was going to just let it rip inside her but she pulled away from my person and started jacking me off but she pointed it UNDER her instead of over her. I squeezed my groin together so I can hold the orgasm to the max, you know when you flex your muscles down there to hold it back for a second, and when I let go and started shooting, because of the excitement of the situation, 6 or 7 of the most volumous ropes of juice I've ever shot went like 4 feet up the space between the two of them and landed on this guys face and a bunch of it went into his open mouth. He cums too om his stomach right after then stands up. I start apologizing again and again and grabbed a towel. I had no clue what to do as he starts "pttuey pttuey" spitting my swimmers out of his mouth. I reached toward him with the towel then pull back then reach foward, "I know what...you know...I know what's mine if you want me to get it..." He snatched the towel and said, "It's cool, I'll get it all. No big deal." But I could tell he was just not feelin like the luckiest guy to say the least." The chick was cracking up at him too and I felt horrible. I had no clue I could get distance like that so the next time I do a threesome with another guy, I'll make sure to point it in the opposite direction so I don't humiliate some guy, especially if it's a stranger. The girl was so horned up still she ended up eating both our loads right off of him then asking us to finger darn her together while she sucked both our cocks together again. This hot 19 year old cummed a few more times before we all passed out just sweating and squirting and grinding on our fingers it was the hottest thing to see, a hot chick truthfully horny enough to keep having us masturbate her after being torn to pieces. However, taking a money shot to the face probably wasn't in that kid's plans for a good time. I got her number though and plan to return very soon, next time knowing if I team up with a buddy to bang this girl we'll remember to be more careful.
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Posted: 10/30/2012 2:51:34 PM
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Posted: 11/26/2012 5:33:15 PM
Had to login to post that this thread is classic.  I think "AlabamaSoldier" wins the most awkward situation award, although, most of these in first person would be great as well.  Good show.
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Posted: 11/28/2012 10:36:43 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by mooz1:

I was on vacation in Vegas staying at Paris. Lots to drink and playing the slots . I hit a jacpot of 1900+. 30ish blond lady started chatting with me and telling me how lucky I was and how unlucky she had been and that she lost all her money. Then she asked me for some money. Drunk as I was I told her she has to work for it . She gets serious and said $300. I said ok let us go to my room. As we were going to my room on the 25th floor she told me she is married and never done this before. We got to my room and I asked her if she had a condom. She said she didn't have the need to carry condoms and like she told me she was married. With the drink and all I didn't care. So we just proceeded having intercourse. She was urging me to hurry up and finish but mine wasn't ending, I just kept going and was enjoying it. After a while she goes OH garbage < OH garbage... I said what happened ...and she says I came I came...I just kept pumping and enjoying it. She said hurry up...I said ok ok but I wasn't even close.

After a while she goes with her Oh garbage again......OH garbage OH garbage >>>OH garbage.....what is wrong I asked her . She said she came again. I said that is good isn't it ? why are you mad ? She says I already told you I am married..I don't do this stuff I am doing it because I lost my money. I don't cheat on my husband and I don't want to orgasm with anybody else than my husband...that is cheating emotionally and I don't want to do that to him.  So she was threatening to leave if I didn't finish quick. I was so into it I didn't want her to leave before I finished. So I closed my eyes, focused , increased the tempo and was able to finish. Felt bad for her and gave her another 100. Casino money anyways and I was happy.



Covers has gone to the dogs ( or almighty conservative advertising dollars ). I didn't say she said Oh Garbage.....I said she said Oh S*H*I*T
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Posted: 11/29/2012 1:16:05 PM

Just saw a cool ad on this site for JC Penney -they have some sales on some serious garbage !

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Posted: 1/9/2013 4:56:37 PM
A lot of the working girls walking around are black.  But it also depends on what casino you in as well.  If anyone is in town looking for some action let me know and ill hook you up.  ;)
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