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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:30:37 AM
I just picture fartnsniff as one of those douchebags you see in the club wearing a button-up dress shirt with tennis on......
 
Anyone else notice Fart is aging like a loaf of bread, dude looks 42 in his new avatar.....not to mention his location is New Jersey and he holding up the West Side sign...
 
If real blood or crip saw him doing that they'd break his face
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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:32:58 AM
boy this site sure does have alot of people who should be employing their writing at places like hustler magazine.
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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:43:40 AM
yep, i remember nights like these, but it seems like there's less obese blind women with mustaches than there used to be
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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:44:51 AM
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:00:21 AM
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:05:28 AM
this is the best thread i've read in a while ha
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:33:55 AM
Drudowns.........laughed for 5 straight minutes.
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:34:36 AM
fuckin skanks
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:59:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DruDowns:

 

 fixed it for you.

LMAO Dru
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Posted: 12/10/2007 2:05:17 AM
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Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, I couldn't tell whose cock was in my mouth and whose cock was in my behind, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else ever suck two cocks at once?
 
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Posted: 12/10/2007 2:07:51 AM
Why are you guys hating?  Just by looking at his picture, you can clearly state this guy is a bonafide stud.
 
I'm surprised all the women at the club didn't beg to go home with him.
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Posted: 12/10/2007 8:14:55 AM
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Posted: 12/10/2007 8:23:34 AM
Recap:
For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, I couldn't tell whose cock was in my mouth and whose cock was in my behind,
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Posted: 12/10/2007 8:34:47 AM
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Posted: 12/10/2007 10:29:03 AM
get back to his place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. 
 
 
If I was telling a legit story about a 3-some, I doubt I'd spend as much time describing the Beyonce song as I would desscribing what happened with the two chicks.
 
And it would also be a lot more detailed then, "I worked some magic and got through it."
 
I got through a 3-some.
 
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Posted: 12/10/2007 10:36:10 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

get back to his place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. 
 
 
If I was telling a legit story about a 3-some, I doubt I'd spend as much time describing the Beyonce song as I would desscribing what happened with the two chicks.
 
And it would also be a lot more detailed then, "I worked some magic and got through it."
 
I got through a 3-some.
 


He can't tell us anything actually about the threesome cause he isn't creative enough.

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Posted: 12/10/2007 10:38:56 AM
Holy garbage, what a douchebag
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Posted: 12/10/2007 11:31:22 AM
If thats you in the avatar Id like to give you a half a smack as I'm wondering what one chic let alone 2 chics would sleep with you
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Posted: 12/10/2007 11:47:32 AM
Funny garbage in this thread........
I was gonna call out a few things too.  People that look like this dude have to PAY to have a threesome.  friggin straight bill and "westside" sign.  Anyone cool enough to have a threesome with 2 decent-looking girls doesn't say garbage like "hanging out at the club with my boys, drinking and working the ladies for a few hours".
 
Drinking "coolers" ??  WTF?
Listening to Beyonce?  No big deal if these chicks were really dancing to Beyonce and making out but you knew the friggin songs!!
Christ man, be a little more creative if you are going to lie.  Try to make yourself look less douche-y.
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Posted: 12/10/2007 11:53:26 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

No man drinking wine coolers and listening to Beyonce has ever fucked one woman during that same night, much less two.

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Posted: 12/10/2007 12:17:54 PM
and why are you throwing a westside sign and you from jersey
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:05:24 PM
lol I just read the other post where this guy ran on the tab. Anyone that runs out on a tab definitely isn't going to have a threesome unless it's his mom and sis.
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Posted: 12/10/2007 1:16:57 PM
Did the goat  like Beyonce's music?
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Posted: 12/10/2007 3:06:09 PM
You never did tell us what were the DUDES names????
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Posted: 12/10/2007 4:15:41 PM
This is my comedy routine of the week I am laughing so hard I am crying..
 
 
P.S. Sniffinassfarts maybe you should change your posting name to Isniffassnballs
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