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#101 Posted: 7/13/2007 8:16:14 PM all you need is an anema and a coat hanger. I will perform the abortion for free. |
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#102 Posted: 7/13/2007 9:03:09 PM Oh fellas don't be so silly. I mentioned earlier in this thread that my wife gave birth to our first child through her poop shoot. Not to mention just how cute our little "Chocolate Thunder" is. |
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#103 Posted: 7/14/2007 4:07:04 AM Hey G19 try this in her bung hole  |
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#104 Posted: 7/14/2007 1:21:28 PM Like Turtle said, "Drama, you got the cleanest fool in America". Try what chillery said so you don't reproduce. |
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#105 Posted: 7/14/2007 9:39:41 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:
Secondly, is it ok to come in a girl's behind, pregnancy-wise? I assume as I know the behind isnt connected to the uterus...
Never underestimate the intelligence of a covers poster.
This question is actually on the covers poster application.
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#108 Posted: 7/20/2007 1:37:47 AM Creampie  |
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#109 Posted: 7/20/2007 4:02:00 AM
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#110 Posted: 11/19/2007 5:13:47 PM |
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#111 Posted: 11/19/2007 7:38:48 PM Welcome back, this is like visiting with an old friend
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#112 Posted: 11/19/2007 7:46:57 PM  |
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#113 Posted: 11/19/2007 8:57:11 PM How do you think virgin Mary got pregnant?  |
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#114 Posted: 11/19/2007 9:06:02 PM
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#115 Posted: 11/19/2007 9:45:56 PM Hey guggs....she must be pretty active if she is only 23 and her box is THAT LOOSE......either that or you are a needle person.Maybe you can tie a board to your behind to keep from falling in. If you have dated her on and off for 4 years and she NOW LIKES it up the butt.......some other stud has been donkey punching her and showed her alot more than you could.Her box it THAT deep at only 23??????? wait until she is 40 and has has a few kids......talk about some loose box |
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#116 Posted: 11/27/2007 12:53:26 PM
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#117 Posted: 11/27/2007 2:38:41 PM OMFG I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PAGE AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED RESET. darn COVERS. 
So as I was saying, it's amazing how many idiots are on Covers with no life but to diss the initial poster. My props goes to guggs19 for starting such an entertainning thread. I am sure he knows you can't get a girl pregnant through the fudge tunnel (unless it drips into her box), yet you all fell for it.
As for me, I am also 23 and I only came in a girl's vagina. It felt sooooo hot and good! I wasn't wearing a condom because it didn't feel as good but she took the "morning" pill so it's all good. She gave me head but I never came.
So you've been "on and off" with this girl. Tell me more about it. How did you hook up, when/how you became "off"? how you became "on"? For me it's been a little over a year, same "on and off" thing. But we only had sex for the first time like a few months ago.
But for some reason, right now we are not as magically attracted to each other as we once were while we were "escalating" (hand holding, higging, kissing, making out, hand jobs, etc). Oh and for the record, she has a bf (all this time). Poor sucker has no clue she cheated on him so many times. She told me she never had sex with him. I don't believe her, she claims to love him so much.
Where I fucked up: I asked her to break up with her bf and be my gf. She brought up all the social drama she would have to go through and how she doesn't want to leave the bf. But we still had sex after that. |
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#118 Posted: 11/27/2007 2:49:15 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:
OMFG I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PAGE AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED RESET. darn COVERS.
So as I was saying, it's amazing how many idiots are on Covers with no life but to diss the initial poster. My props goes to guggs19 for starting such an entertainning thread. I am sure he knows you can't get a girl pregnant through the fudge tunnel (unless it drips into her box), yet you all fell for it.
As for me, I am also 23 and I only came in a girl's vagina. It felt sooooo hot and good! I wasn't wearing a condom because it didn't feel as good but she took the "morning" pill so it's all good. She gave me head but I never came.
So you've been "on and off" with this girl. Tell me more about it. How did you hook up, when/how you became "off"? how you became "on"? For me it's been a little over a year, same "on and off" thing. But we only had sex for the first time like a few months ago.
But for some reason, right now we are not as magically attracted to each other as we once were while we were "escalating" (hand holding, higging, kissing, making out, hand jobs, etc). Oh and for the record, she has a bf (all this time). Poor sucker has no clue she cheated on him so many times. She told me she never had sex with him. I don't believe her, she claims to love him so much.
Where I fucked up: I asked her to break up with her bf and be my gf. She brought up all the social drama she would have to go through and how she doesn't want to leave the bf. But we still had sex after that.
What the darn man??? I thought you were funny
You totally just ruined your image...I now think of you as a tool
"while we were 'escalating' (hand holding, hugging, kissing, making out, hand jobs, etc). " - 23 yrs old?  |
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#119 Posted: 11/27/2007 2:52:32 PM Too much. |
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#120 Posted: 11/27/2007 2:53:22 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook: OMFG I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PAGE AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED RESET. darn COVERS.
So as I was saying, it's amazing how many idiots are on Covers with no life but to diss the initial poster. My props goes to guggs19 for starting such an entertainning thread. I am sure he knows you can't get a girl pregnant through the fudge tunnel (unless it drips into her box), yet you all fell for it.
As for me, I am also 23 and I only came in a girl's vagina. It felt sooooo hot and good! I wasn't wearing a condom because it didn't feel as good but she took the "morning" pill so it's all good. She gave me head but I never came.
So you've been "on and off" with this girl. Tell me more about it. How did you hook up, when/how you became "off"? how you became "on"? For me it's been a little over a year, same "on and off" thing. But we only had sex for the first time like a few months ago.
But for some reason, right now we are not as magically attracted to each other as we once were while we were "escalating" (hand holding, higging, kissing, making out, hand jobs, etc). Oh and for the record, she has a bf (all this time). Poor sucker has no clue she cheated on him so many times. She told me she never had sex with him. I don't believe her, she claims to love him so much.
Where I fucked up: I asked her to break up with her bf and be my gf. She brought up all the social drama she would have to go through and how she doesn't want to leave the bf. But we still had sex after that.
is she a stripper? from Delilah's in Philly?
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#121 Posted: 11/27/2007 3:06:52 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by KOAJ:
is she a stripper? from Delilah's in Philly?
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#122 Posted: 11/27/2007 3:29:54 PM
Is Covers run by a bunch of freaking monkeys?
Now thanks to Bling, all posts are horizontal and half cut
in this priceless thread. You can't even quote anyone anymore.
You have to press "Enter" often to not end up outside of your
screen. Ridiculous.
And jwm, surely after you meet a girl, you gradually escalate
physically starting with kino. I know I made it sound like 12-y-o
puppy love but you cannot have sex without kissing, right? And
you cannot kiss unless you have been physically touching
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#123 Posted: 11/27/2007 3:38:40 PM
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#124 Posted: 11/27/2007 3:42:41 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook: OMFG I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PAGE AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED RESET. darn COVERS.
So as I was saying, it's amazing how many idiots are on Covers with no life but to diss the initial poster. My props goes to guggs19 for starting such an entertainning thread. I am sure he knows you can't get a girl pregnant through the fudge tunnel (unless it drips into her box), yet you all fell for it.
As for me, I am also 23 and I only came in a girl's vagina. It felt sooooo hot and good! I wasn't wearing a condom because it didn't feel as good but she took the "morning" pill so it's all good. She gave me head but I never came.
So you've been "on and off" with this girl. Tell me more about it. How did you hook up, when/how you became "off"? how you became "on"? For me it's been a little over a year, same "on and off" thing. But we only had sex for the first time like a few months ago.
But for some reason, right now we are not as magically attracted to each other as we once were while we were "escalating" (hand holding, higging, kissing, making out, hand jobs, etc). Oh and for the record, she has a bf (all this time). Poor sucker has no clue she cheated on him so many times. She told me she never had sex with him. I don't believe her, she claims to love him so much.
Where I fucked up: I asked her to break up with her bf and be my gf. She brought up all the social drama she would have to go through and how she doesn't want to leave the bf. But we still had sex after that.
Higging sounds really neat. If you could detail it for us, I'm sure we'll try it out.
But anyone who types bf and gf probably hasn't had sex outside of an AOL chatroom, so maybe you can't explain.
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#125 Posted: 11/27/2007 3:43:47 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:
Is Covers run by a bunch of freaking monkeys?
Now thanks to Bling, all posts are horizontal and half cut
in this priceless thread. You can't even quote anyone anymore.
You have to press "Enter" often to not end up outside of your
screen. Ridiculous.
turn your monitor 90 degrees to the right
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