He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
After a thorough investigation it has been determined that both clemons, bonds, and lance Armstrong (not A-rod) were all found guilty of injecting shots of his sweat over the last decade and while no evidence of steroids was detected, officials were certain that it couldn't be legal.
I could not imagine my fate if Johnny found out I shared this info amongst the covers community
After a thorough investigation it has been determined that both clemons, bonds, and lance Armstrong (not A-rod) were all found guilty of injecting shots of his sweat over the last decade and while no evidence of steroids was detected, officials were certain that it couldn't be legal.
I could not imagine my fate if Johnny found out I shared this info amongst the covers community
I would get on this early as Johnny himself will be placing the same wager closer to this game time.
After this happens. The line will be closer to royals -7,200 and the total will between 1 and 3.
For those of you who see this late. He has told me to let you know to take the over as he will be scoring the only runs of the game but it will in the form of a grand slam. on degroms 67th pitch.
You have time to get to the window. He is currently donating 17 pints of blood at the red cross closest to shay. None of it is able to be used.
I would get on this early as Johnny himself will be placing the same wager closer to this game time.
After this happens. The line will be closer to royals -7,200 and the total will between 1 and 3.
For those of you who see this late. He has told me to let you know to take the over as he will be scoring the only runs of the game but it will in the form of a grand slam. on degroms 67th pitch.
You have time to get to the window. He is currently donating 17 pints of blood at the red cross closest to shay. None of it is able to be used.
Johnny has just finished his last of 9 lines of pure Columbian cocaine and is reciting the national anthem in 21 different languages in case (for any reason) he is called upon tonight to sing it.
He will not warm up before his first pitch tonight.
Moustakas is currently telling murphy about the knuckleball he had just witnessed
Johnny has requested that a different rubber be layed down for everyone of his pitches. In fear, the league is searching for ways to accommodate. They should be able to provide as they will only need exactly 24
Johnny has just finished his last of 9 lines of pure Columbian cocaine and is reciting the national anthem in 21 different languages in case (for any reason) he is called upon tonight to sing it.
He will not warm up before his first pitch tonight.
Moustakas is currently telling murphy about the knuckleball he had just witnessed
Johnny has requested that a different rubber be layed down for everyone of his pitches. In fear, the league is searching for ways to accommodate. They should be able to provide as they will only need exactly 24
Johnny has just finished his last of 9 lines of pure Columbian cocaine and is reciting the national anthem in 21 different languages in case (for any reason) he is called upon tonight to sing it.
He will not warm up before his first pitch tonight.
Moustakas is currently telling murphy about the knuckleball he had just witnessed
Johnny has requested that a different rubber be layed down for everyone of his pitches. In fear, the league is searching for ways to accommodate. They should be able to provide as they will only needexactly24
Johnny has just finished his last of 9 lines of pure Columbian cocaine and is reciting the national anthem in 21 different languages in case (for any reason) he is called upon tonight to sing it.
He will not warm up before his first pitch tonight.
Moustakas is currently telling murphy about the knuckleball he had just witnessed
Johnny has requested that a different rubber be layed down for everyone of his pitches. In fear, the league is searching for ways to accommodate. They should be able to provide as they will only needexactly24
He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
He is a Centaur who shoots Balls of fire from the center of his palms like Ryu in street fighter.
His dreadlocks are made of Phiten. His hair was actually 100 yards long and he would tuck it down the back of his shirt and into his pants but he cut it all off and sold it to Dustin Pedroia for $10,000,000 so he would have a lifetime supply of necklaces.
He will grow it all back out tomorrow.
He throws better with his left but chooses to throw right to so they still let him play in the league.
One time I sat down at dinner with Johnny and he ate 47 plates of spaghetti in one sitting. At a Mexican resteraunt. And he doesn't even like spaghetti.
I called Johnny and he told me he prefers day games, which is why he will do so well tonight (I didn't question him. Because you don't question Johnny)
He does not care about his record or stats and told me simply that he was playing a joke on the Royals ever since he has been traded. He told me he will bat clean up tonight. Pitch a perfect game, and eat all of Degroms children following the game.
He will also pitch game 3 and 4, climb mount Everest backwards right after series is over, and then sleep until the royals home opener next year.
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