Tuck is the villain the book is the hostage so whenever I'm steppin cover your head like an ostrich. Yeah I am gettin it today damn it, I feel like I'm winning em all today. None of this 3-2 shitt and winning 415 bucks fuckk that shitt damn it, well actually won about 520 with my horse winnings or around there not sure didn't check the horse account. Will do some horse betting too will put those up I won yesterday some okay money on those. Man it would have been great had my 4 horse not been taken down at 11-1 in that race at Belmont that I won. I was watching the replay like uh oh, I have to be going down here, and yep I did. But the whole time I was thinking, wellllllll I'm not sure though New York never takes anybody down for anything ha ha, which is true you gotta foul the shitt outta somebody to be taken down in New York. If I were a jockey there I would cheat all the time, just enough they wouldn't do anything you know ha. There hell you have to just maul another horse to get taken down, like my 4 horse did yesterday, oh yeah my 4 was just pulverizing the 8 horse that was trying to go by late. Anyway first pick here.
Reds at Cubs -110, risked 550 to win 500
Fuckk Cueto in his stupid azz is what I say, this price is shaded cuz of the bigger name. All in all Cueto has always been a better bet at home anyway, on the road he is in the red big time for his backers over the years. Hammel now this is nuts 75 innings with a 76/9 k to bb ratio, oh my my whoa ha, now if that isn't domination there then tell me what the fuckk is. That under 6.5 could be good too, I may add that as well, thinking right now about it, game may start late at like 5 or so not 3, but it will be played.
Tuck is the villain the book is the hostage so whenever I'm steppin cover your head like an ostrich. Yeah I am gettin it today damn it, I feel like I'm winning em all today. None of this 3-2 shitt and winning 415 bucks fuckk that shitt damn it, well actually won about 520 with my horse winnings or around there not sure didn't check the horse account. Will do some horse betting too will put those up I won yesterday some okay money on those. Man it would have been great had my 4 horse not been taken down at 11-1 in that race at Belmont that I won. I was watching the replay like uh oh, I have to be going down here, and yep I did. But the whole time I was thinking, wellllllll I'm not sure though New York never takes anybody down for anything ha ha, which is true you gotta foul the shitt outta somebody to be taken down in New York. If I were a jockey there I would cheat all the time, just enough they wouldn't do anything you know ha. There hell you have to just maul another horse to get taken down, like my 4 horse did yesterday, oh yeah my 4 was just pulverizing the 8 horse that was trying to go by late. Anyway first pick here.
Reds at Cubs -110, risked 550 to win 500
Fuckk Cueto in his stupid azz is what I say, this price is shaded cuz of the bigger name. All in all Cueto has always been a better bet at home anyway, on the road he is in the red big time for his backers over the years. Hammel now this is nuts 75 innings with a 76/9 k to bb ratio, oh my my whoa ha, now if that isn't domination there then tell me what the fuckk is. That under 6.5 could be good too, I may add that as well, thinking right now about it, game may start late at like 5 or so not 3, but it will be played.
Yanks won 7 in a row and finally just ended, now maybe this is just how it seems to me, but doesn't it seem like more often than not a team has a huge streak like that then loses 2 in a row for some reason ha. Well anyway besides that issue that may or may not be true I guess yeah, I think the O's are maybe getting hot now, and really they should be better than the Yanks and will be over the long haul I bet for sure. I don't see why they are dogged just cuz Pineda I guess is why. I mean Jimenez is having a pretty good season really too. Plus Miller the Yanks closer just went down, he hit the DL so they have an issue late if it is close minus a big arm, and the O's pen now has the edge in a tight one I believe. So seems like a good home dog to me.
Yanks won 7 in a row and finally just ended, now maybe this is just how it seems to me, but doesn't it seem like more often than not a team has a huge streak like that then loses 2 in a row for some reason ha. Well anyway besides that issue that may or may not be true I guess yeah, I think the O's are maybe getting hot now, and really they should be better than the Yanks and will be over the long haul I bet for sure. I don't see why they are dogged just cuz Pineda I guess is why. I mean Jimenez is having a pretty good season really too. Plus Miller the Yanks closer just went down, he hit the DL so they have an issue late if it is close minus a big arm, and the O's pen now has the edge in a tight one I believe. So seems like a good home dog to me.
LA at Pads over 6, got a -120 on the reduced juice with fat Tony risked 600 to win 500
I have been riding these Petco overs like fuckking non stop almost, and Kershaw isn't swaying me. I am looking down the barrel right now yep, come on Kershaw what you got mothafuckka come on bitchhThis will be a test here yeah, but we can do it, yeah I am taking Kershaw down, well he is only 6 foot 3 and 225 I can take him ha. But seriously though LA could get pretty much all of it anyway I assume if the Pads do nothing much ya know. Yeah Omar has been a bit inconsistent so he is liable to get knocked around or maybe Clayton will who knows. The Pads are a real nice offensive team, guess they do strike out a lot which could be a problem. Oh well I have been riding and when your riding you can't get off no no, hell no, not when it keeps winning, fuckk that.
LA at Pads over 6, got a -120 on the reduced juice with fat Tony risked 600 to win 500
I have been riding these Petco overs like fuckking non stop almost, and Kershaw isn't swaying me. I am looking down the barrel right now yep, come on Kershaw what you got mothafuckka come on bitchhThis will be a test here yeah, but we can do it, yeah I am taking Kershaw down, well he is only 6 foot 3 and 225 I can take him ha. But seriously though LA could get pretty much all of it anyway I assume if the Pads do nothing much ya know. Yeah Omar has been a bit inconsistent so he is liable to get knocked around or maybe Clayton will who knows. The Pads are a real nice offensive team, guess they do strike out a lot which could be a problem. Oh well I have been riding and when your riding you can't get off no no, hell no, not when it keeps winning, fuckk that.
Gimme a 22-7 team at home at -120 okay I'm down yeah. Well especially vs a kid that has no idea how to harness his stuff, yeah he throws damn hard Ventura, but he doesn't know what he's doing out there yet. A good team like the Cards will take advantage at home. Both teams are struggling with the bats lately, but I figure the Cards got a day off and going back home facing a kid they can exploit they should win this one fairly easily. Bullpen edge to KC, but the Cards pen is right up there close to em at least comparable, well nobody is like the KC pen, but the Cards pen is good too.
Gimme a 22-7 team at home at -120 okay I'm down yeah. Well especially vs a kid that has no idea how to harness his stuff, yeah he throws damn hard Ventura, but he doesn't know what he's doing out there yet. A good team like the Cards will take advantage at home. Both teams are struggling with the bats lately, but I figure the Cards got a day off and going back home facing a kid they can exploit they should win this one fairly easily. Bullpen edge to KC, but the Cards pen is right up there close to em at least comparable, well nobody is like the KC pen, but the Cards pen is good too.
Chi Sox at Rays over 4 for the 1st 5 innings got -105, risked 525 to win 500
Danks and Andriese suck azz both of em, I don't care who is hitting, fuckk my fat azz could go out there and get a base knock off these 2 ha. Enough Said.
Got some Geto Boys on now, oh the album with the mug shots from 1990 that is the best one. Yeah old school Tuck, oh yeah nothin but, fuckk any of that new shitt it all sucks.
Still thinkin about a few others I am throwing down today oh yeah it is on bitchh
Chi Sox at Rays over 4 for the 1st 5 innings got -105, risked 525 to win 500
Danks and Andriese suck azz both of em, I don't care who is hitting, fuckk my fat azz could go out there and get a base knock off these 2 ha. Enough Said.
Got some Geto Boys on now, oh the album with the mug shots from 1990 that is the best one. Yeah old school Tuck, oh yeah nothin but, fuckk any of that new shitt it all sucks.
Still thinkin about a few others I am throwing down today oh yeah it is on bitchh
May do some Belmont horses now for a bit. Will post em, won yesterday around 100 bucks or so, not sure exactly how much. I am acting like somebody is reading again ha, what am I thinking there ha.
May do some Belmont horses now for a bit. Will post em, won yesterday around 100 bucks or so, not sure exactly how much. I am acting like somebody is reading again ha, what am I thinking there ha.
That was a good bet the 3 got last, damn whoa, well I knew with how hard the 3 worked to get the lead I was screwed right away on that, oh well 20 bucks down.
That was a good bet the 3 got last, damn whoa, well I knew with how hard the 3 worked to get the lead I was screwed right away on that, oh well 20 bucks down.
Well the important stuff starts later on the bases. I am just warming up here now with some ponies, nothing else to do sitting on my bum azz in the basement ha.
The voices in my head just told me a bit ago they disagree with my bets I made they said I'm going 1-4, oh fuckk I hope not on that, man that would suck yeah.
Well the important stuff starts later on the bases. I am just warming up here now with some ponies, nothing else to do sitting on my bum azz in the basement ha.
The voices in my head just told me a bit ago they disagree with my bets I made they said I'm going 1-4, oh fuckk I hope not on that, man that would suck yeah.
You guys think the under on that Cain Velasquez fight Saturday would be good? The under 2.5 on that one? I am no expert on UFC, it sounded kinda good, guess not sure. I wanna watch it I think so that is why I was asking anybody that knows more about it, I just watch from time to time I don't follow UFC a great deal.
You guys think the under on that Cain Velasquez fight Saturday would be good? The under 2.5 on that one? I am no expert on UFC, it sounded kinda good, guess not sure. I wanna watch it I think so that is why I was asking anybody that knows more about it, I just watch from time to time I don't follow UFC a great deal.
Well son of a bitchh he didn't like the grass, well the race didn't go how I envisioned either I thought the 5 would be alone on the lead, but 3 was out there too. Oh the fuckk well down 62 bucks. Better stick to smaller bets on trifectas.
Well son of a bitchh he didn't like the grass, well the race didn't go how I envisioned either I thought the 5 would be alone on the lead, but 3 was out there too. Oh the fuckk well down 62 bucks. Better stick to smaller bets on trifectas.
Yeah I got 17-1 odds on this 8 horse. Will be on the lead alone I hope, but I said that last race and it didn't happen, but I think it will this time. Hasn't run in a while but Charlton is good off this kind of layoff 21% winners off 180+ days. Plus this horse it will be her first race as a 3 year old, and last time out on the turf got 2nd, so here we go winner, winner today hopefully.
Yeah I got 17-1 odds on this 8 horse. Will be on the lead alone I hope, but I said that last race and it didn't happen, but I think it will this time. Hasn't run in a while but Charlton is good off this kind of layoff 21% winners off 180+ days. Plus this horse it will be her first race as a 3 year old, and last time out on the turf got 2nd, so here we go winner, winner today hopefully.
Yeah I think that is enough of the horses for the day yeah ha ha, those went awful there oh my. Gotta see if my Cubs game is on or in a rain delay now.
Yeah I think that is enough of the horses for the day yeah ha ha, those went awful there oh my. Gotta see if my Cubs game is on or in a rain delay now.
They are set to play in Chicago guess the rain didn't materialize there. I think maybe I should have played that under too, oh well I didn't too late now for that yeah.
They are set to play in Chicago guess the rain didn't materialize there. I think maybe I should have played that under too, oh well I didn't too late now for that yeah.
Great first inning Hammel, oh my what a disaster, guess it is too early to do thisbut it is heading that way especially with Cueto going. Cueto on the road though is no sure thing he has his moments of mediocrity on the road. Fuckk looks like Cueto is gonna have to go out there and lay a steaming turd if I am to have a shot now.
Great first inning Hammel, oh my what a disaster, guess it is too early to do thisbut it is heading that way especially with Cueto going. Cueto on the road though is no sure thing he has his moments of mediocrity on the road. Fuckk looks like Cueto is gonna have to go out there and lay a steaming turd if I am to have a shot now.
I try slob ya know I try to make my threads entertaining I think they are more funny when I'm all wasted all day, but these are okay too. Cubs came back woooooooo 3-2 yeah yeah, back in this mahfuckka bang. Now we gonna rumble the better team is on the move at home here we go.
Anyway added one, it is the big dog gotta eat special here, I really hesitated on this one, but I like it.
Philly +188 at Pirates risking 500 to win 940
Now since when does Locke warrant an over -200 price, maybe if he is pitching against some bumfuckk college team like Old Dominion or something ha, do they have a team? Crap HR Reds. Anyway back to this. This price is right for me to strike, goin for almost a g. Well when you look at Correia this year he is actually performing pretty decent, really good actually in the PCL, which is a big hitters league there with hitters parks. So giving it a shot at a juicy price with a shitt team yeah for sure ha.
I try slob ya know I try to make my threads entertaining I think they are more funny when I'm all wasted all day, but these are okay too. Cubs came back woooooooo 3-2 yeah yeah, back in this mahfuckka bang. Now we gonna rumble the better team is on the move at home here we go.
Anyway added one, it is the big dog gotta eat special here, I really hesitated on this one, but I like it.
Philly +188 at Pirates risking 500 to win 940
Now since when does Locke warrant an over -200 price, maybe if he is pitching against some bumfuckk college team like Old Dominion or something ha, do they have a team? Crap HR Reds. Anyway back to this. This price is right for me to strike, goin for almost a g. Well when you look at Correia this year he is actually performing pretty decent, really good actually in the PCL, which is a big hitters league there with hitters parks. So giving it a shot at a juicy price with a shitt team yeah for sure ha.
I am gonna be on house arrest soon, and I like to take walks, but I can't leave the yard guess I can walk around the house I suppose. My neighbors will be like what are you doing Tuck? Oh nothin nothin I will say, just takin a few laps around the house is all ha. I guess I could just stay in the back yard and walk back there.
I am gonna be on house arrest soon, and I like to take walks, but I can't leave the yard guess I can walk around the house I suppose. My neighbors will be like what are you doing Tuck? Oh nothin nothin I will say, just takin a few laps around the house is all ha. I guess I could just stay in the back yard and walk back there.
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