I gotta go out to the track and see my good buddy Todd anyway ya know yeah he is a real fuckk, I almost punched that guy. Well this was a while ago when I was out there in the summer it was. And he was talking on his phone at one end of the bar out there, then I was yelling for my horse at the other end and he goes hey will you shutt the fuckk up I am on the phone!!!!!!!!!! I was like what? I go well this is a horse track here maybe you should go outside man. Then he barked back at me you shut up, I'm on the phone!!!! I go well do you own this place? Does it say Todd's racecourse out in front here? No I don't think so. That is his name Todd. I already knew that when I was talking to him. Then I said what are you gonna fight me then, you wanna go bud? Then he goes no I am gonna have Kristy, the manager, kick your azz outta here. I go well good luck on that she likes me so you aren't getting that. I knew she wouldn't do anything, and she didn't. That stupid Todd guy he is on the Nebraska Racing Commission so he thinks he is a big shitt, big deal out there, but he isn't ha. Well Kristy she didn't say crap to me about that, except oh who cares about Todd just ignore him, yeah that is what she said to me. Big Todd on the bumfuck Nebraska Racing Commission ha, well he does really hate me out there. It is funny cuz there is this one guy out there that always talks about it now, he goes hey Todd is gonna kick your azz if you don't get outta here, and he is just laughing about it. Just this old construction worker that is out there all the time when he isn't working, I get a good laugh. He always goes Todd hates you man, he is coming for you and just ya know various random things like that, he just throws it in there since he was there when Todd blew up at me and went nutso fuckking Todd, so now it is just a joke whenever I go out there like hey Todd is pissed at you man ha, he doesn't like you at all he is gonna kick your azz, pretty funny, an inside joke there all of this post, oh well, I was laughing at it.
I gotta go out to the track and see my good buddy Todd anyway ya know yeah he is a real fuckk, I almost punched that guy. Well this was a while ago when I was out there in the summer it was. And he was talking on his phone at one end of the bar out there, then I was yelling for my horse at the other end and he goes hey will you shutt the fuckk up I am on the phone!!!!!!!!!! I was like what? I go well this is a horse track here maybe you should go outside man. Then he barked back at me you shut up, I'm on the phone!!!! I go well do you own this place? Does it say Todd's racecourse out in front here? No I don't think so. That is his name Todd. I already knew that when I was talking to him. Then I said what are you gonna fight me then, you wanna go bud? Then he goes no I am gonna have Kristy, the manager, kick your azz outta here. I go well good luck on that she likes me so you aren't getting that. I knew she wouldn't do anything, and she didn't. That stupid Todd guy he is on the Nebraska Racing Commission so he thinks he is a big shitt, big deal out there, but he isn't ha. Well Kristy she didn't say crap to me about that, except oh who cares about Todd just ignore him, yeah that is what she said to me. Big Todd on the bumfuck Nebraska Racing Commission ha, well he does really hate me out there. It is funny cuz there is this one guy out there that always talks about it now, he goes hey Todd is gonna kick your azz if you don't get outta here, and he is just laughing about it. Just this old construction worker that is out there all the time when he isn't working, I get a good laugh. He always goes Todd hates you man, he is coming for you and just ya know various random things like that, he just throws it in there since he was there when Todd blew up at me and went nutso fuckking Todd, so now it is just a joke whenever I go out there like hey Todd is pissed at you man ha, he doesn't like you at all he is gonna kick your azz, pretty funny, an inside joke there all of this post, oh well, I was laughing at it.
Yeah a little gangsta shitt, puttin on some South Central Cartel, the All Day Everyday album. Can't beat it, now this is some lottery ticket selling music ha, yeah I am on that path now, well money is seriously low now, I have about blown the retirement account.
Yeah a little gangsta shitt, puttin on some South Central Cartel, the All Day Everyday album. Can't beat it, now this is some lottery ticket selling music ha, yeah I am on that path now, well money is seriously low now, I have about blown the retirement account.
I need to take Todd's job on the Nebraska Racing Commission board, fuckk he is a bum, they need to put me on there, wonder what the hell the racing commission does the fuckk anyway ha, probably not much, well who knows I guess there. Fuckk I would like to be a part of it yeah, if they are gonna pay me then hell yeah, I am down for whatever baby.
I need to take Todd's job on the Nebraska Racing Commission board, fuckk he is a bum, they need to put me on there, wonder what the hell the racing commission does the fuckk anyway ha, probably not much, well who knows I guess there. Fuckk I would like to be a part of it yeah, if they are gonna pay me then hell yeah, I am down for whatever baby.
That racing commission they need a slick talker like me to get the slot machines in there baby. I can work that oh yeah, I can get that to happen no doubt. I mean come on you need Tuck to save horse racing in Nebraska, I can save it, gimme a chance. Now Todd no, he is a big douche with a stupid mustache as well ha, well this chick would joke about that with me at the track she was hot, and I wanted to fuckk her, but no dice there, I tried, but no, she had a boyfriend.
That racing commission they need a slick talker like me to get the slot machines in there baby. I can work that oh yeah, I can get that to happen no doubt. I mean come on you need Tuck to save horse racing in Nebraska, I can save it, gimme a chance. Now Todd no, he is a big douche with a stupid mustache as well ha, well this chick would joke about that with me at the track she was hot, and I wanted to fuckk her, but no dice there, I tried, but no, she had a boyfriend.
Fuckk her name was Billie now before you judge she had huge titties and was very hot, so you can't judge by the name, but I had no luck, she liked me, but she had a boyfriend. Cuz she was like what you are only 38, you look like low 30's, and she loved me, but she didn't wanna cheat, so okay, it is the usual for me I suppose.
Fuckk her name was Billie now before you judge she had huge titties and was very hot, so you can't judge by the name, but I had no luck, she liked me, but she had a boyfriend. Cuz she was like what you are only 38, you look like low 30's, and she loved me, but she didn't wanna cheat, so okay, it is the usual for me I suppose.
I really need to go downtown and get some. That would maybe solve some damn problems really yeah I think. Thing is I am kinda a fat fuckk so it is tough, well like that chick at the horse track liked me I know, but she got to know me over time ya know she worked there always, if I get time to lay it down then I am okay, but one night ummmm, not good chances cuz I am a big fatty now.
I really need to go downtown and get some. That would maybe solve some damn problems really yeah I think. Thing is I am kinda a fat fuckk so it is tough, well like that chick at the horse track liked me I know, but she got to know me over time ya know she worked there always, if I get time to lay it down then I am okay, but one night ummmm, not good chances cuz I am a big fatty now.
Yeah those Nebraska horse racing guys, the racing commission they are just not very slick ya know. Well hell I know Todd he is not somebody that will convince anybody of anything. I can do that I am a damn salesman ya know, I sell my picks on here. Gimme a chance Nebraska Racing Commission I will get you the machines you want, but you have to talk to me ya know.
Yeah those Nebraska horse racing guys, the racing commission they are just not very slick ya know. Well hell I know Todd he is not somebody that will convince anybody of anything. I can do that I am a damn salesman ya know, I sell my picks on here. Gimme a chance Nebraska Racing Commission I will get you the machines you want, but you have to talk to me ya know.
If they want somebody to sell their idea well I am the man baby for that. They just don't have good ideas or ya know people to sell it, fuckking Todd that guy he sucks azz as far as being personable or somebody that anybody would relate to, he is a big jackazz ha.
If they want somebody to sell their idea well I am the man baby for that. They just don't have good ideas or ya know people to sell it, fuckking Todd that guy he sucks azz as far as being personable or somebody that anybody would relate to, he is a big jackazz ha.
Well my point is you can't have a big crew of guys that nobody likes, how are you gonna get anything done with a bunch of crusty guys that people just don't like? Yeah a bunch of zero personality guys like Todd on that racing commission I see why they are going nowhere fast there ha, I mean you wanna win and get something going you have to get rid of Todd that guy, I mean nobody thinks he is worth a damn, and he is on your commission so what are you doing?
Well my point is you can't have a big crew of guys that nobody likes, how are you gonna get anything done with a bunch of crusty guys that people just don't like? Yeah a bunch of zero personality guys like Todd on that racing commission I see why they are going nowhere fast there ha, I mean you wanna win and get something going you have to get rid of Todd that guy, I mean nobody thinks he is worth a damn, and he is on your commission so what are you doing?
If you wanna get slot machines then talk to me baby, I will get em for ya. You don't have anybody that is worth a damn as far as personality and ya know talking about the whole thing the machines. You just keep going like this.I can do it I have no doubt, I have sold crappy coupon books that were not worth a damn for 3 bucks a pop, was good at it ha, and now this is way different I can do this I know it, now you need to trust in Tuck, I can make everybody realize this is a good thing the slots and Nebraska horse racing.
If you wanna get slot machines then talk to me baby, I will get em for ya. You don't have anybody that is worth a damn as far as personality and ya know talking about the whole thing the machines. You just keep going like this.I can do it I have no doubt, I have sold crappy coupon books that were not worth a damn for 3 bucks a pop, was good at it ha, and now this is way different I can do this I know it, now you need to trust in Tuck, I can make everybody realize this is a good thing the slots and Nebraska horse racing.
Well you can keep your same commission and lose, ya know okay there. I think Kristy she knows things and is progressive about matters, here the Lincoln track manager, now if you think I don't know what I am talking about you better check my records baby.
Well you can keep your same commission and lose, ya know okay there. I think Kristy she knows things and is progressive about matters, here the Lincoln track manager, now if you think I don't know what I am talking about you better check my records baby.
Hey selling Nebraska horse racing and slot machines, is a lot easier than selling coupon books for 3 bucks, oh yeah, and they weren't worth that no no, that was the toughest job I had is why I brought that up. I can do way better than what you guys are doing.
Hey selling Nebraska horse racing and slot machines, is a lot easier than selling coupon books for 3 bucks, oh yeah, and they weren't worth that no no, that was the toughest job I had is why I brought that up. I can do way better than what you guys are doing.
Man I don't even remember all this crap no, what the hell it is really stupid, oh well talkin to myself anyway. Have a little piddly shitt in one account so gonna bet it.
Will Rogers race 1
$10 win on 7
Figure the 7 horse is 5 outta 6 at Will Rogers so okay. Seems she either wins or does terrible ha, hope she wins today.
Man I don't even remember all this crap no, what the hell it is really stupid, oh well talkin to myself anyway. Have a little piddly shitt in one account so gonna bet it.
Will Rogers race 1
$10 win on 7
Figure the 7 horse is 5 outta 6 at Will Rogers so okay. Seems she either wins or does terrible ha, hope she wins today.
Son of a bitchh she got 2nd of course. I am on fire somebody cool me off.
Well got money coming to pay the local.
My retirement account is dwindling. Any predictions here on how long it will take me to blow through it, lets see I have 24 k left in it now after the money I am getting, Wednesday or Thursday whenever it shows up. Maybe just a few weeks ha, on blowing that. I don't give a fuckk anyway. Mean I could just sit on it and not gamble it, but what the hell good would that do me?
Son of a bitchh she got 2nd of course. I am on fire somebody cool me off.
Well got money coming to pay the local.
My retirement account is dwindling. Any predictions here on how long it will take me to blow through it, lets see I have 24 k left in it now after the money I am getting, Wednesday or Thursday whenever it shows up. Maybe just a few weeks ha, on blowing that. I don't give a fuckk anyway. Mean I could just sit on it and not gamble it, but what the hell good would that do me?
Yeah I am not making it to retirement I don't think no with my drinking problem shitt no way I am living until 60 no.
They do charge your azz a fee though for doing this as well, getting it out early, yeah the money. Stupid Obama it is all his fault for that shitt. I like how Fox news they blame Obama for everything it really doesn't matter if he even has anything to do with it they will just blame him anyway. So that is what I'm doing too damn it. Man if Obama would just quit fuckking with my bets too that would help, he is wrecking my teams or something.
Yeah I am not making it to retirement I don't think no with my drinking problem shitt no way I am living until 60 no.
They do charge your azz a fee though for doing this as well, getting it out early, yeah the money. Stupid Obama it is all his fault for that shitt. I like how Fox news they blame Obama for everything it really doesn't matter if he even has anything to do with it they will just blame him anyway. So that is what I'm doing too damn it. Man if Obama would just quit fuckking with my bets too that would help, he is wrecking my teams or something.
I better just put this up in here right now.I mean I couldn't be any more cold, this is getting ridiculous here. Even my fat little niece was ripping on me about my losing this weekend. Like oh yeah this is March madness my bro said to her, and she goes well yeah it is Tuck madness, Tuck is mad that is for sure ha, I did have to laugh at that though, zing ha, she got me good there.
I better just put this up in here right now.I mean I couldn't be any more cold, this is getting ridiculous here. Even my fat little niece was ripping on me about my losing this weekend. Like oh yeah this is March madness my bro said to her, and she goes well yeah it is Tuck madness, Tuck is mad that is for sure ha, I did have to laugh at that though, zing ha, she got me good there.
Loser again it is Tuck's madness right now yep. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was funny. Well she heard me yelling from the other room, heard me losing my mind ha.
Loser again it is Tuck's madness right now yep. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was funny. Well she heard me yelling from the other room, heard me losing my mind ha.
Fuckk loser damn it I liked that 3 horse a whole bunch that was 8-1 that won it. Shoulda bet the win on that one.
I should go out to Lincoln racecourse right now and piss off Todd my good buddy out there on the Nebraska Racing Commission ha, that d bag. I'm on the phone come on, shut the fuckk up I'm on the phone ha, yeah was talkin about this confrontation last night on here, he is damn lucky there are a lot of cameras and security out there or I woulda whooped his azz for yelling at me like that. I mean really who yells at somebody to shut the fuckk up at a damn horse track ha, of course people will be yelling dude, you need to take your happy azz outside if you want quiet while your on the phone man. It was funny then the hot waitress there Billie that doesn't like Todd, she is okay with me though, she went over to take his order and he was on the phone, and she goes ya know I prefer people just go outside when they have a call here, and he got all pissed. Cuz I said that to him after the argument like just go outside and it is nice and quiet for you then for your important phone calls.
I don't know if I should bet any more horses, no probably not.
Fuckk loser damn it I liked that 3 horse a whole bunch that was 8-1 that won it. Shoulda bet the win on that one.
I should go out to Lincoln racecourse right now and piss off Todd my good buddy out there on the Nebraska Racing Commission ha, that d bag. I'm on the phone come on, shut the fuckk up I'm on the phone ha, yeah was talkin about this confrontation last night on here, he is damn lucky there are a lot of cameras and security out there or I woulda whooped his azz for yelling at me like that. I mean really who yells at somebody to shut the fuckk up at a damn horse track ha, of course people will be yelling dude, you need to take your happy azz outside if you want quiet while your on the phone man. It was funny then the hot waitress there Billie that doesn't like Todd, she is okay with me though, she went over to take his order and he was on the phone, and she goes ya know I prefer people just go outside when they have a call here, and he got all pissed. Cuz I said that to him after the argument like just go outside and it is nice and quiet for you then for your important phone calls.
I don't know if I should bet any more horses, no probably not.
This bet is dependent on the 7 hitting the board at 19-1, he looks like he could to me, guess not sure, well and I need the 4 to fuckk up, which not sure if that will happen. That 4 though his workouts aren't great and off a long layoff, plus no dirt racing for a while either he was on turf last time he ran.
This bet is dependent on the 7 hitting the board at 19-1, he looks like he could to me, guess not sure, well and I need the 4 to fuckk up, which not sure if that will happen. That 4 though his workouts aren't great and off a long layoff, plus no dirt racing for a while either he was on turf last time he ran.
Fuckk no luck, better move to Turf Paradise before I lose the rest of this account. Turf Paradise I do at least know the trainers and jockeys and angles and things since I have bet em so much. Will Rogers I have no damn idea, I know those horses when they suck azz there they sometimes come to Nebraska, yeah a little less competition here.
Fuckk no luck, better move to Turf Paradise before I lose the rest of this account. Turf Paradise I do at least know the trainers and jockeys and angles and things since I have bet em so much. Will Rogers I have no damn idea, I know those horses when they suck azz there they sometimes come to Nebraska, yeah a little less competition here.
I don't think that 2 horse the favorite here likes the dirt, could be wrong though however ha, again yes. She hasn't shown an affinity for it yet, so guess we'll see here.
I don't think that 2 horse the favorite here likes the dirt, could be wrong though however ha, again yes. She hasn't shown an affinity for it yet, so guess we'll see here.
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