Down to 206 bucks again damn it. So got it all on the line. Stupid Pittsburgh I have lost every time I have bet one of their games 0-3 on the year. Oh well nobody wants to hear about my crappy picks anyway. Time to talk about something I like a lot better 16 year olds ha. That Jimmy John's chick the other day she had a zit issue, she better clean that up. Yeah but when your 16 that can happen fo sho, I know about that. Never had it too bad though for me. Yep it is Tuck's sexual deviant thread. Well most people would say that isn't right a 38 year old banging a 16 year old, not that I can pull it off, but I would if I could. Man I would have to make sure her dad didn't find out, or I would get a beating of a lifetime. He would be a mushroom cloud blowin mothafuckka, yeah can imagine the rage there. Well I would be pissed if my daughter was 16 and banging some sleeze bag like me. It is funny though how it is perfectly legal here in bumfuck Nebraska. I know a few states that is 16, like Nevada is too. Yeah don't think I have to worry about it, 16 year old chicks aren't banging down my door.
I know what I can do offer her money for her panties, bra, guess shoes too, get a trifecta goin. Whacking material for months ha. Yeah no I'm just kidding not gonna do that. Yeah I will take a #9 and your panties baby. Shitt it did cross my mind actually, but then I thought wait a minute, then I'm going to jail. Cuz she would say no I'm sure, and call the cops. Here we go sexual deviant Tuck, well if I can't get box sniffing panties would be okay. Could get a picture too, kind of add to the whole whacking experience with a visual aid. No it isn't happening I don't wanna get in trouble, no, no, no. Well I mean whatever your into right? I almost sound like I'm gonna be crazy stalker, creepy guy here.
The one thing I don't understand are the dudes that let a chick put a damn stick in your dickk hole, I heard about that, and I thought I am crazy, but not that crazy. OUCH!!!!! I mean what if it goes horribly wrong and she wrecks your dickk? Uh oh, guess I'm disfigured down there now, and my dickk doesn't work right. I can't remember what that is called. Well and then pegging I heard about that, and that is too freaky for me. I don't want some chick cramming me in the azz with a peg, that almost seems kind of
. I guess not on that. Must just be like the ultimate submissive deal, couldn't get anymore submissive than that I don't think. Yeah just cram me in the azz honey, really give it to me ha. Then the necrophiliac guys I'm not that crazy to bang a damn corpse. I remember a while back there were these guys in Wisconsin named the Grunke brothers, and one em had a necro thing going. And he saw this chick in the obituaries that died in a crash at age 20 or so, and he was like oh damn she is hot I'm gonna go dig her up and bang her ha. He got his brother and a friend to help him dig her up, and on the way there he picked up some condoms at Wal Mart, gotta be safe with those corpses, don't wanna go in there without a hat ha. They got caught though, they were carrying away the coffin out of the grave and got caught yes ha. Then in the trial the guy tried to deny he was gonna bang the corpse, just have a talk or something. Then the prosecutor goes I don't think you need a box of condoms for a talk. Yeah that was pretty funny, the Grunke brothers. Yeah I'm just goin out for a cold one, oh a beer, no a dead chickk.
Indy -3 at NYG, got a -107 risked 206 to win 192.52
Guess Indiana talked me into this one, that poster on here. I wasn't totally sure just cuz I'm worried about the Colts defense, but okay. Mean Eli Manning isn't Big Ben, Manning normally kinda blows this year, and last year as well. He just isn't as good as he used to be.