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Posted: 5/4/2012 8:25:52 AM
i want to hear the best jokes you have about our resident friggin joke MichaelPaul. I will get it started...


What do MichaelPaul and a dingleberry have in common?

They are both pieces of garbage that hang around men's fool....

good morning michelle...
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Posted: 5/4/2012 8:54:51 AM
Whats the difference between MichaelPaul's nut sack and his fool?

His fool has the higher sperm count
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Posted: 5/4/2012 8:58:20 AM
Whats the first thing MichaelPaul said after losing his virginity?

Thanks Dad! Can I be on top next time!
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:05:42 AM
Why does MichaelPaul like getting behind fucked doggy style?

He hates seeing other people having fun.
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:09:51 AM
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You have the humor of a 12 year old.

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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:10:33 AM
What do MichaelPaul and a port-a-potty have in common?

You garbage on them, piss on them and you quickly get the darn away from them.
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:16:43 AM
What does MichaelPaul do when he hears the sound of a zipper?

He drops his pants, lubes up his behind, and gets down on all fours.
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:19:00 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 165yds:

You have the humor of a 12 year old.



shut the darn up you box.  where did your gf woop go?  he vanished bc Im whooping his sorry behind in the capping challenge and hes going to owe me a g.
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:19:36 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

What do MichaelPaul and a port-a-potty have in common?

You garbage on them, piss on them and you quickly get the darn away from them.





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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:21:19 AM
What did the blind prostitute say to MichaelPaul when he tried to kiss her?

Get your fool out of my face
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:25:14 AM
HOW CAN WE GET MICHAELPAUL TO darn A WOMAN??????




TAKE A garbage IN HER box.

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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:26:17 AM
How did MichaelPaul become a sperm donor?

He had his stomach pumped
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:27:01 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Theone324:

HOW CAN WE GET MICHAELPAUL TO darn A WOMAN??????




TAKE A garbage IN HER box.


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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:27:52 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

How did MichaelPaul become a sperm donor?

He had his stomach pumped


michellapaul
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:30:13 AM
WHY DOES MICHAELPAUL FAKE ORGASMS????



BC HE WILL BE IN DEEP garbage IF HE DOESNT.

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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:31:30 AM
What's the difference between a toilet plunger and MichaelPaul?

The plunger doesnt like pumping a hole full of garbage
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:41:28 AM
What did MichaelPaul say after he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:44:39 AM
How do you know if MichaelPaul sucked a person and ate an fool?

The day of the week ends in Y.
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:48:32 AM
What does MichaelPaul call an orgy?

A Family Reunion
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Posted: 5/4/2012 9:55:01 AM
Whats is MichaelPaul's favorite seafood?

The Brown Starfish
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Posted: 5/4/2012 10:00:26 AM
Why did MichaelPaul get fired from the manure plant?

Eating on the job
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Posted: 5/4/2012 10:02:12 AM
Why did the infertile couple approach MichaelPaul?

They thought he was a sperm bank
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