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[General Discussion] Topic: You've died and have the opportunity to be reincarnated as any wild animal on earth. |
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#1 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:06:52 PM Which animal would you choose to be, from birth.
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#2 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:09:15 PM PS
Henry, don't say Honey Badger because you'll be trapped. |
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#3 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:10:24 PM 
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/250400/liger/
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#4 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:12:46 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly: A Liger. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/250400/liger/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olAIiEimgnk&feature=related 
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#5 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:15:37 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
A Liger.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/250400/liger/
You will sit on the back lawn of a private rancher's home completely bored for 10 years and then die. You are too big and clumsy too hunt. |
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#6 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:22:39 PM |
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#7 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:25:38 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:
You will sit on the back lawn of a private rancher's home completely bored for 10 years and then die. You are too big and clumsy too hunt.
Private rancher? By the time I get back the few humans that are left are just Liger food, brah.
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#8 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:31:30 PM Going with a a Transient Killer Whale.
Í am protected by my mother and pod from the day I'm born. I'm the top apex predator in all of the oceans. I'm protected by law, I'm smarter than anything in the water. I live to be 50 years old at least.
Me and my girlfriends and friends party every day without worry from anybody and I rule the ocean when I get older.
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#9 Posted: 4/20/2012 6:38:07 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
Private rancher? By the time I get back the few humans that are left are just Liger food, brah.
A liger couldn't catch a 3 legged turtle in the wild during a drought brudda.
Awesome human cross breed to look at though. I like the human stalking plan though. That would work. |
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#10 Posted: 4/20/2012 7:27:58 PM |
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#11 Posted: 4/20/2012 7:33:08 PM  |
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#12 Posted: 4/20/2012 7:43:23 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:
Going with a a Transient Killer Whale.
Í am protected by my mother and pod from the day I'm born. I'm the top apex predator in all of the oceans. I'm protected by law, I'm smarter than anything in the water. I live to be 50 years old at least.
Me and my girlfriends and friends party every day without worry from anybody and I rule the ocean when I get older.
was thinkin of the killer too.
but im not a strong swimmer.... |
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#13 Posted: 4/20/2012 7:45:54 PM been seeing some whale spots on pbs the last few wks.
thems boys are pimp behind mammals... |
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#14 Posted: 4/20/2012 7:59:32 PM Klohe Kardasian
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#15 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:03:19 PM |
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#16 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:06:20 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ApacheM:
as I've always said,"If you're gonna be a dog, be a Show Dog, If you're gonna be a cat, be a Wild Cat, if you're gonna be a horse, be a Race Horse."
would'nt want to be a loser race horse. kinda like a greyhound.
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#17 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:10:16 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by samuelsosa:
I have narrowed it down to Cheetah, Silverback Gorilla, or an African Elephant.....thoughts? Not sure who to pick.
All 3 solid imo. Poachers want you though.
Being a Cheetah is hard work hunting to survive 
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#18 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:11:48 PM i meant to say a losing race horse.
seriously,i'd like to come back as a gorilla. that way i could still jerk off.
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#19 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:16:01 PM btw...you don't get to pick how succesful you will be as an adult at birth. You are born a horse and may you may end up hauling logs in Brazil.
Birth.
Apache, why are you not a wolf? |
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#20 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:19:58 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by lennon65: Klohe Kardasian
you'd be getting a 17 inch dong slapped across your forehead everyday.  |
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#21 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:21:39 PM
I can live for 200 years and eat magic mushrooms every day.
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#22 Posted: 4/20/2012 8:21:39 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant:
btw...you don't get to pick how succesful you will be as an adult at birth. You are born a horse and may you may end up hauling logs in Brazil.
Birth.
Apache, why are you not a wolf?
I getcha. For me it would be a Babboon.This way i could still whack it or darn with the humans and scare little kids.
U know i'm joking search. it's 4/20 and have been at it all day.
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#24 Posted: 4/20/2012 9:05:58 PM  ritardApKKkrogerBob told me that he would want to be a parrot 
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#25 Posted: 4/20/2012 10:27:47 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
That's easy... Tortoise.
I can live for 200 years and eat magic mushrooms every day.
This might the outright win. But what do ya do in between trips all day goose? Read?
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