I'm About to Have Sex for the first time... I have some questions

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Posted: 5/12/2011 11:53:25 PM
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Posted: 5/13/2011 1:28:06 AM
wow incredible thread... how did I miss this!? congrats kid.  Was cheering you on through all six pages
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Posted: 5/13/2011 1:30:10 AM
How did I miss this thread. It's legendary
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Posted: 5/13/2011 10:22:50 AM
"B. What exactly should I do as to not disappoint"

If you care too much about this you will be ...yes, a disappointment.
Think only about yourself and she will enjoy it too.


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Posted: 6/5/2011 3:45:36 AM
That was hilarious!!!! Did you ever cook up a hot steaming bowl of Wolf brand chili???????
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Posted: 8/28/2011 5:30:31 PM

Def. gotta try the spider-man and the tobbagon......

 

 

 

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Posted: 10/30/2011 6:52:26 AM
i love this place
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Posted: 1/26/2012 7:40:16 PM
next question guys, why does it hurt when i take a piss now? and why are my nuts so itchy?
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Posted: 2/2/2012 12:14:06 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ChrisBosh:


Anyway I dont even know if she enjoyed it or not. She was kind of moaning but she was louder when i was eating her out. It was a huge releif though but I definately get that feeling of wanting to do it again. When i finished i just spooned with her for like 10 mintues and we decided to go eat.



Holy garbage I literally spit out my icy tea all over my laptop when i read this paragraph.

wonder how many girl he's fked since that day


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Posted: 12/16/2012 2:28:25 PM
He's 24 now... It'd be too funny if he updated. Does he still post?

Hilarious story by the way.
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Posted: 2/24/2013 7:59:03 PM
Just vaped a nice nug while I read this thread. Funniest garbage since the "nose hair" thread about getting laid in Vegas.

Everyone seemed to enjoy this thread in one way or another so check this one out if you haven't already. It's another true classic.

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=89&sub=793002&page=1


And kid good on ya for bump'in uglies with this chick,just don't wait another 19 years before you do it again or ya might go from under a minute to needing elastics and a popscicle stick as a makeshift schlong splint  
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