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Posted: 5/23/2012 12:26:20 PM

A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.

He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room 804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout.
They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains". He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.

After a little rest he thought, if that was that good...."How much for a blow job?" She said "600". OH MY GOD!! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. "See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He said "Well get to work then sweetie." And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received.

After a little "rebuilding" time he thought, if that was that good...."How much for sex?" She chuckled and said, "Honey, I'd own this whole damned town if only I had a box."

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Posted: 5/23/2012 2:24:07 PM
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Posted: 5/23/2012 5:30:24 PM
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Posted: 5/23/2012 7:24:04 PM
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Posted: 5/23/2012 7:51:12 PM
 
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Posted: 5/23/2012 10:13:18 PM
That was GREAT!!!!!
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Posted: 5/23/2012 11:59:20 PM
omg... ha ha ha ha... funniest thread in a while....
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Posted: 5/25/2012 1:35:58 PM
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Posted: 5/25/2012 2:17:12 PM
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Posted: 5/25/2012 2:17:54 PM
 Oldie but a Goodie....
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Posted: 5/25/2012 2:23:56 PM

Hahaha

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Posted: 5/25/2012 4:57:31 PM
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Posted: 5/25/2012 5:57:26 PM
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Posted: 5/25/2012 11:15:32 PM
Winner!!
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