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Posted: 5/8/2012 10:48:05 PM
AHD is so happy .. he can sit on a lollipop and guess the flavor 




I did it ... I feel so inventive now 
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Posted: 5/8/2012 11:10:14 PM
heres a great joke right here alone.

who constantly uses derogatory words especially happy slurs but then goes and complains to the covers help when others do...

DING DING DING covers 1 of a kind 

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Posted: 5/8/2012 11:11:06 PM
and in post 2 the covers help peole have to kindly tell him to darn himself basically ...
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Posted: 5/8/2012 11:11:54 PM
cant even snitch correctly 
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quote#105
Posted: 5/9/2012 8:13:44 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

heres a great joke right here alone.

who constantly uses derogatory words especially happy slurs but then goes and complains to the covers help when others do...

DING DING DING covers 1 of a kind 

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Posted: 5/9/2012 8:50:10 AM
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Posted: 5/9/2012 12:41:01 PM

some funny garbage

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Posted: 5/9/2012 12:46:29 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

and in post 2 the covers help peole have to kindly tell him to darn himself basically ...
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Posted: 5/9/2012 8:00:06 PM
thanks for the laughs


pbox at its best




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Posted: 5/9/2012 8:22:04 PM
AHD, you friggin woman. Go cry to the mods you piece of garbage box. Get the cock outta your mouth junior, you fuckin twat
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Posted: 5/10/2012 2:01:24 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

heres a great joke right here alone.

who constantly uses derogatory words especially happy slurs but then goes and complains to the covers help when others do...

DING DING DING covers 1 of a kind 

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What do rabbi's do with the foreskin after a circumcision ???



 They give it to AustinPoopsCream for chewing gum 
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Posted: 5/10/2012 3:08:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:




What do rabbi's do with the foreskin after a circumcision ???



 They give it to AustinPoopsCream for chewing gum 

"That's gold Jerry, gold." 

 

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Posted: 5/10/2012 4:43:32 AM
aww man u got mikepauls number
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Posted: 5/10/2012 7:34:53 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by OnlyGod:

aww man u got mikepauls number

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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:33:31 AM

A letter from MP1's lon lost mommy

Dear MichaelPaul,

    I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.  We don't live where we did when you left.  Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place has a washing machine.  The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

    It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

    The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

    We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

    About your sister, she had a baby this morning.  I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

    Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat.  Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.  We cremated him and he burned for three days.

    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.  One was driving and the other two were in the back.  The driver got out.  He rolled down the window and swam to safery.  The other 2 drowned.  They couldn't get the tail gate down.

    Not much more news this time.  Nothing much If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love,

Mommy

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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:36:11 AM
glad to see you changed that creepy pic of the child on a horse you perverted convicted molestor...
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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:37:34 AM
hey mikey, coming to see all these great jokes about you!

darn you.


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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:45:45 AM
mmmm
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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:48:31 AM
in your head much box-bred...have you placed a wager here in the last six years...your person infected girlfriend must be half comatose to stay with a loser like you...ahd " I lease cars"...lmao...
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Posted: 5/11/2012 9:50:42 AM
you shmuck
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Posted: 5/12/2012 2:46:58 PM
One day MichaelPaul goes in for his doctor's appointment and asks the doctor, "Do you have anything to make hair grow on my chest?"

The doctor immediately grabs a jar of Vaseline and says, "if you get a friend to rub this on your chest everyday, within a month or two you'll start to see some growth."

MichaelPaul  replies, "Well if that was true, I'd have a pony tail coming out my behind!"
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Posted: 5/12/2012 2:48:40 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by wmi799:

One day MichaelPaul goes in for his doctor's appointment and asks the doctor, "Do you have anything to make hair grow on my chest?"

The doctor immediately grabs a jar of Vaseline and says, "if you get a friend to rub this on your chest everyday, within a month or two you'll start to see some growth."

MichaelPaul  replies, "Well if that was true, I'd have a pony tail coming out my behind!"

 

 

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