A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as
you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When
he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an
obese fifty-five year old haggard looking woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has seniority."
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as
you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When
he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an
obese fifty-five year old haggard looking woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has seniority."
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!" There, on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
A union negotiator broke the silence in the room. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!" There, on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
A union negotiator broke the silence in the room. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
A man was driving down the road and noticed two union members working. One would dig a hole and the other would follow very closely behind and fill the whole immediately back up with dirt. They would walk forward 20 feet and repeat the process.
After a few of these cycles, the man drove up to the two men and asked them why they were performing such a confusing task.
One of the men condescendingly responded that the third member of the team was usually there to place the sign pole into the whole, but had called in sick that day.
A man was driving down the road and noticed two union members working. One would dig a hole and the other would follow very closely behind and fill the whole immediately back up with dirt. They would walk forward 20 feet and repeat the process.
After a few of these cycles, the man drove up to the two men and asked them why they were performing such a confusing task.
One of the men condescendingly responded that the third member of the team was usually there to place the sign pole into the whole, but had called in sick that day.
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